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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (9 Viewers)

I'm no Otis, but happy nonetheless.

Parlay (5 Teams) 12/24/11 12:50 ET

bet 20.00 to win 476.70 (paid 496.70) Result: Wager Won

1Browns(Cleveland) 0

1Ravens(Baltimore) 17 12/24/11(13:10 ET)

1Ravens(Baltimore) -7

1Cardinals(Arizona) 0

1Bengals(Cincinnati) 20 12/24/11(13:10 ET)

1Bengals(Cincinnati) -3 (-115)

1Cardinals(Arizona) 0

1Bengals(Cincinnati) 20 12/24/11(13:10 ET)

Under 20.5

1Giants(NewYork) 10

1Jets(NewYork) 7 12/24/11(13:10 ET)

Under 23.5

1Raiders(Oakland) 3

1Chiefs(KansasCity) 3 12/24/11(13:10 ET)

Under 21.5

Like the under on the raiders/chiefs 2nd half. Baltimore crushing it 1st q, 1st half, 2nd Q. In on 2nd half on them again.

 
'The Ref said:
'Doctor Detroit said:
'The Ref said:
NE down to -7.5. I'm startin to think Miami is a play here.
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Did you do this?
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I played it for 1000 Lhucks units. In other words I said it and didnt listen to my gut. In fact I did the oposite because I bet a bunch of wong teasers.
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Pats are gonna f up some other really nice plays for me. At home to boot. Should have layed some off after the big line move this morning. Steam still ruling the boards. ON that note, the bulls are up to -4 now and the clips at -5, with the over under dropping to 211 from its high of 215.5.
 
'optionmaven said:
'John Bender said:
Since this is the only thread I ever come into, just wanted to wish you guys a great Holiday. Be safe and enjoy your Christmas break!
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Happy holidays and much merriment for all. How's CR for the holidays Bender? <jealous>
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I'm sick of it. I'm back home for 2 days. I've flown down back and forth twice in the past 10 days. Also was delayed both times.Fly back Monday for one final week then I'm done. Exhausted.
 
'optionmaven said:
'The Ref said:
'Doctor Detroit said:
'The Ref said:
NE down to -7.5. I'm startin to think Miami is a play here.
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Did you do this?
Click to expand...
I played it for 1000 Lhucks units. In other words I said it and didnt listen to my gut. In fact I did the oposite because I bet a bunch of wong teasers.
Click to expand...
Pats are gonna f up some other really nice plays for me. At home to boot. Should have layed some off after the big line move this morning. Steam still ruling the boards. ON that note, the bulls are up to -4 now and the clips at -5, with the over under dropping to 211 from its high of 215.5.
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As someone else said earlier todayNOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!!!

 
'The Ref said:
'optionmaven said:
'The Ref said:
'Doctor Detroit said:
'The Ref said:
NE down to -7.5. I'm startin to think Miami is a play here.
Click to expand...
Did you do this?
Click to expand...
I played it for 1000 Lhucks units. In other words I said it and didnt listen to my gut. In fact I did the oposite because I bet a bunch of wong teasers.
Click to expand...
Pats are gonna f up some other really nice plays for me. At home to boot. Should have layed some off after the big line move this morning. Steam still ruling the boards. ON that note, the bulls are up to -4 now and the clips at -5, with the over under dropping to 211 from its high of 215.5.
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As someone else said earlier todayNOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!!!
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:lmao:
 
I give up. Where is the White Flag smiley? This is ridiculous.

I put the Giants in a million teasers last week. The Redskins go into the Meadowlands and dominate.

Today, I throw the Skins in most of my teasers. So naturally, the Vikings go into DC and spank the Redskins.

Why not? :shrug:

 
'Doctor Detroit said:
'The Ref said:
'optionmaven said:
'The Ref said:
'Doctor Detroit said:
'The Ref said:
NE down to -7.5. I'm startin to think Miami is a play here.
Click to expand...
Did you do this?
Click to expand...
I played it for 1000 Lhucks units. In other words I said it and didnt listen to my gut. In fact I did the oposite because I bet a bunch of wong teasers.
Click to expand...
Pats are gonna f up some other really nice plays for me. At home to boot. Should have layed some off after the big line move this morning. Steam still ruling the boards. ON that note, the bulls are up to -4 now and the clips at -5, with the over under dropping to 211 from its high of 215.5.
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As someone else said earlier todayNOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!!!
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:lmao:
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We will see how this ends, but "THe Steam" was dead right about this game.
 
'The Ref said:
'Doctor Detroit said:
'The Ref said:
'optionmaven said:
'The Ref said:
'Doctor Detroit said:
'The Ref said:
NE down to -7.5. I'm startin to think Miami is a play here.
Click to expand...
Did you do this?
Click to expand...
I played it for 1000 Lhucks units. In other words I said it and didnt listen to my gut. In fact I did the oposite because I bet a bunch of wong teasers.
Click to expand...
Pats are gonna f up some other really nice plays for me. At home to boot. Should have layed some off after the big line move this morning. Steam still ruling the boards. ON that note, the bulls are up to -4 now and the clips at -5, with the over under dropping to 211 from its high of 215.5.
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As someone else said earlier todayNOT SO FAST MY FRIEND!!!
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:lmao:
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We will see how this ends, but "THe Steam" was dead right about this game.
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I was laughing at your quote FTR. I really need to know more about steam to be honest. Tonight is a good example, that ####### line has really been all over the place. Before it moved from 9 down to 7 I really was considering Nevada and even thought about the Nevada ML even though I think USM should crush them. Two years ago Nevada was a two TD favorite in the same bowl, and SMU crushed them.

I'm gonna go over 62 but my brain says that's a dumb play. Heart and loins win this battle, I need action tonight. But I'm off the side, I'm still thinking about the Nevada ML but liked it better at +300.

 
So with 10 teaser legs of 3 teams each, one loss (Redskins) killed 36 bets for me. I've never had this many going - reduced my standard bet by half but its still the most I've had pending in any given weekend.

 
Pretty good day. Went 1 for 12.

Eagles -4 for the 2H. They are leading 6-0 in the 2H. They get a punt blocked with 0:30 left. Dallas scores a TD with 0:06 left.

Chargers -3 for the 2H. They are leading 10-7 in the 2H. Whatever, I'll take the push. Or not. Rivers... pick-6.

Good times.

 
Enough of the bumping your winners in here. Nobody cares. And anyone that does, already knows. Go jack off on your parlay card if it makes you feel better.

Merry Christmas everybody! :excited: :banned:

 
Finally opening a bottle of Jack.

Just got home from my grandmothers.

Uncle L lives in my grandma's basement and is tattooed over 90% of his body including 3 "teardrops" under his eyes. He has never had a job and is 48 years old.

Uncle D lives in a shed behind my grandma's house and is a paranoid schizophrenic. He wandered into the house to make a ham salad sandwich admist the spread of turkey/ham/stuffing/etc and wandered back out into his shed. I went out to check out his 200 square foot living space and he had 20 cats in there. I'm now going into anaphalactic shock

Uncle J is a crusader for christ and you can't even talk to him. Every response is "God can help you with that son"

Aunt B is a complete all-natural hippie as is her son and they smell worse than the El Salvadorian neighborhood up the road from me on garbage day.

Grandma has Parkinsons and is losing her vision and supports her three middle aged sons at the age of 72 off of her social security.

Grandpa has alzheimers.

What a ####### hoot that is every year to deal with

 
'John Bender said:
Finally opening a bottle of Jack.Just got home from my grandmothers.Uncle L lives in my grandma's basement and is tattooed over 90% of his body including 3 "teardrops" under his eyes. He has never had a job and is 48 years old.Uncle D lives in a shed behind my grandma's house and is a paranoid schizophrenic. He wandered into the house to make a ham salad sandwich admist the spread of turkey/ham/stuffing/etc and wandered back out into his shed. I went out to check out his 200 square foot living space and he had 20 cats in there. I'm now going into anaphalactic shockUncle J is a crusader for christ and you can't even talk to him. Every response is "God can help you with that son"Aunt B is a complete all-natural hippie as is her son and they smell worse than the El Salvadorian neighborhood up the road from me on garbage day.Grandma has Parkinsons and is losing her vision and supports her three middle aged sons at the age of 72 off of her social security.Grandpa has alzheimers.What a ####### hoot that is every year to deal with
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:shock:
 
'Doctor Detroit said:
'John Bender said:
Finally opening a bottle of Jack.Just got home from my grandmothers.Uncle L lives in my grandma's basement and is tattooed over 90% of his body including 3 "teardrops" under his eyes. He has never had a job and is 48 years old.Uncle D lives in a shed behind my grandma's house and is a paranoid schizophrenic. He wandered into the house to make a ham salad sandwich admist the spread of turkey/ham/stuffing/etc and wandered back out into his shed. I went out to check out his 200 square foot living space and he had 20 cats in there. I'm now going into anaphalactic shockUncle J is a crusader for christ and you can't even talk to him. Every response is "God can help you with that son"Aunt B is a complete all-natural hippie as is her son and they smell worse than the El Salvadorian neighborhood up the road from me on garbage day.Grandma has Parkinsons and is losing her vision and supports her three middle aged sons at the age of 72 off of her social security.Grandpa has alzheimers.What a ####### hoot that is every year to deal with
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100% true story too my friend. That's my mothers side of the family. Father's side is much more normal.
 
'John Bender said:
'BRONG said:
Holy crap Bender! I don't even wanna laugh at that.

Well, you done good, gb! :banned:
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lol - it's fine to laugh at. It is what it is. My mother is the only normal one out of the 5 kids. I got lucky.

Have a great holiday Sonny :banned:
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You too, GBJB. My Xmas present to you may be a 2nd half OVER. Winds should begin to lay down out here. Especially by the 3rd quarter. Between that, and the rust shaking off, we just might have the PERFECT STORM. And I may have the MONSTER GRINCH XMAS MIDDLE.

 
'CletiusMaximus said:
So with 10 teaser legs of 3 teams each, one loss (Redskins) killed 36 bets for me. I've never had this many going - reduced my standard bet by half but its still the most I've had pending in any given weekend.
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with 10 legs you can lose 2 and still profit(thanks was and san diego!)with 11 legs you can lose 3 and still profitIf NO wins monday night this will be a small profit week for me on teasers because of the hou loss on thursday nightmerry christmas everyone
 
It's actually shaping up to be an interesting game/2nd half. :popcorn: Especially with 2.5 mil on the over...

 
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