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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (7 Viewers)

Are you ready for some Tebow?Every indication is that the Jets intend to go through with more action for Amercia’s favorite backup quarterback, giving Tim Tebow the role he seems destined to play.According to Rich Cimini of ESPNNewYork.com, Tebow went through a more extensive than normal warm-up tonight, perhaps an indication he intends to play the bigger role everyone’s been looking for.“This isn’t just a routine game of catch. [Jets QB coach Matt] Cavanaugh moving to different spots on field to catch Tebow passes,” Cimini tweeted.This is happening. Man your battle stations. Or at least get your popcorn.
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After living in Philly for 9 months I've finally found a smaller pizzeria style restaurant that doesn't overcook their damn pasta.

GDB living in Rhode Island and having high expectations for al dente pasta and then moving to this turd hole and getting mushy, gummy pasta at every little pizza joint in the hood.

I make sure to write a nasty review about every one of the places that calls themselves "Linguinis" or "Rigatonis Pizzeria"

You can't have an italian name and not know how to cook pasta and run a restaurant serving pasta as well. #### you to anyone who does this.

/vent

 
'John Bender said:
After living in Philly for 9 months I've finally found a smaller pizzeria style restaurant that doesn't overcook their damn pasta.GDB living in Rhode Island and having high expectations for al dente pasta and then moving to this turd hole and getting mushy, gummy pasta at every little pizza joint in the hood.I make sure to write a nasty review about every one of the places that calls themselves "Linguinis" or "Rigatonis Pizzeria"You can't have an italian name and not know how to cook pasta and run a restaurant serving pasta as well. #### you to anyone who does this./vent
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2 rules to live by:1. Don't order pasta from a pizza joint. 2. Go to South Philly italian restaurants for good pasta.
 
'Raider Nation said:
How do you F up pasta?
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You've never been to one of the ####ty little pizzerias that gives you way over cooked pasta?They par boil it get it ready and then warm it to order. Problem is, idiot cooks who have no business being cooks leave it in the water too long thinking it needs to be completely recooked. It's horse####.If you precook pasta, all you need to do is drop it in hot water for less than 15 seconds and pull it. they pre-cook, drop it in the hot water for 5-10 minutes while they prep everything else and let it turn to mush.Honestly, few things make me angrier than Greek or Mexican jackalobe's making money going by the name Tony'z Pizza and not learning how to cook pasta properly.DIAF
 
Taking my Cards winnings and having some fun with this one.

Sanchez no INT +170

Tebow to score 1st TD +1200

Half unit on each.

Playing NYJ u16 and 1h u20.5 for a unit each.

Also good luck Gussy :unsure:

 
'Billy Bats said:
'John Bender said:
After living in Philly for 9 months I've finally found a smaller pizzeria style restaurant that doesn't overcook their damn pasta.GDB living in Rhode Island and having high expectations for al dente pasta and then moving to this turd hole and getting mushy, gummy pasta at every little pizza joint in the hood.I make sure to write a nasty review about every one of the places that calls themselves "Linguinis" or "Rigatonis Pizzeria"You can't have an italian name and not know how to cook pasta and run a restaurant serving pasta as well. #### you to anyone who does this./vent
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2 rules to live by:1. Don't order pasta from a pizza joint. 2. Go to South Philly italian restaurants for good pasta.
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Understood, if I want good pasta, I just cook it myself, because I know when to pull it and how to sauce it properly.I guess when I want a 9 dollar plate of spaghetti with peppers, I'm paying for what I'm getting. :shrug: Still angers me
 
'Clorox said:
It's Philly, what do you expect - quality?
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Here's what I'd like to have happen. Walk into an italian joint, sit in the lounge, something 60's/70's Bronx Tale-ish is playing on the radio - maybe The Spinners "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love" on the stereo. I want a plate of vinegar peppers with a small roll. I want to light up a cigar and bump into some bookie who's sitting at the bar with me. His name is Tony Knuckles. Tony Knuckles is a cocky #### and says he would love to take my action and will even honor Sportsbook's Props for me. I get a good plate of al dente rigatoni with meatballs; meatballs that haven't been frozen (which is another thing these people do - make your own damn meatballs please). I enjoy a glass of Maker's Mark with my vinegar peppers, meatballs, and talk about what a fish I am to Tony Knuckles, about how I'm divorced because I lost 80K last year gambling.I go home, re-up with GooRoo, and take Tony Knuckles for 6 figures over the next 6 months and put him out of business - Artie Lange style. I take that 6 figures, and open up Bender's next door to the italian joint that serves the ####tiest overcooked pasta I've ever eaten and put their asses out of business.
 
'John Bender said:
'Clorox said:
It's Philly, what do you expect - quality?
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Here's what I'd like to have happen. Walk into an italian joint, sit in the lounge, something 60's/70's Bronx Tale-ish is playing on the radio - maybe The Spinners "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love" on the stereo. I want a plate of vinegar peppers with a small roll. I want to light up a cigar and bump into some bookie who's sitting at the bar with me. His name is Tony Knuckles. Tony Knuckles is a cocky #### and says he would love to take my action and will even honor Sportsbook's Props for me. I get a good plate of al dente rigatoni with meatballs; meatballs that haven't been frozen (which is another thing these people do - make your own damn meatballs please). I enjoy a glass of Maker's Mark with my vinegar peppers, meatballs, and talk about what a fish I am to Tony Knuckles, about how I'm divorced because I lost 80K last year gambling.I go home, re-up with GooRoo, and take Tony Knuckles for 6 figures over the next 6 months and put him out of business - Artie Lange style. I take that 6 figures, and open up Bender's next door to the italian joint that serves the ####tiest overcooked pasta I've ever eaten and put their asses out of business.
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:thumbup: Post of the thread.
 
'Man In The Box said:
Taking my Cards winnings and having some fun with this one.Sanchez no INT +170Tebow to score 1st TD +1200Half unit on each. Playing NYJ u16 and 1h u20.5 for a unit each.Also good luck Gussy :unsure:
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I'll tail both of these for a 1/2 unit as well. I'll be drunk before the end of the firfst quarter.
 
i think if you like the jets tonight, you wait for live betting. if houston scores first, pretty sure you can get near +17 or so quickly

 
Btw

Does it ever fail that as soon as you put your recliner into almost full-recline you remember exactly what it was you forgot to take with you to arms reach of the recliner? I will walk around the house for 10 minutes trying to remember the 3 things I like to have in arms reach of the recliner, I will almost always have a ####### eureka moment as soon as I go full recline

Does it ever fail????

 
:lmao: Did I just see what-his-face go on record here with the Texans at -9.5? 9.5 a few hours ago? I love it, such a squirrel.

:banned:

 
OK. Lost the TEbow to score first prop at 10-1. In other news the -10 looks good. That was easy. Nice D Rex.

 
'modogg said:
i think if you like the jets tonight, you wait for live betting. if houston scores first, pretty sure you can get near +17 or so quickly
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:popcorn: i wouldn't touch the jets until it is at least +21 or +24. Even LHucks can't burn this bet, there is no variable the jets have to make this competitive, unless Tebow can truly pull this out of his ### and do something. The difference here is the Broncos had the threat of a run, Jets have no threat on offense
 
'ChainsawU said:
'modogg said:
i think if you like the jets tonight, you wait for live betting. if houston scores first, pretty sure you can get near +17 or so quickly
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There He IsJust having the live betting window open tonight is playing with fire! :thumbup:
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Texans will be good for a lot. One thing not many people were talking about is how the Texans don't have a ton of prime time games. This was their chance to get on the national stage, so i don't think we see a letdown
 
'John Bender said:
'Clorox said:
It's Philly, what do you expect - quality?
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Here's what I'd like to have happen. Walk into an italian joint, sit in the lounge, something 60's/70's Bronx Tale-ish is playing on the radio - maybe The Spinners "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love" on the stereo. I want a plate of vinegar peppers with a small roll. I want to light up a cigar and bump into some bookie who's sitting at the bar with me. His name is Tony Knuckles. Tony Knuckles is a cocky #### and says he would love to take my action and will even honor Sportsbook's Props for me. I get a good plate of al dente rigatoni with meatballs; meatballs that haven't been frozen (which is another thing these people do - make your own damn meatballs please). I enjoy a glass of Maker's Mark with my vinegar peppers, meatballs, and talk about what a fish I am to Tony Knuckles, about how I'm divorced because I lost 80K last year gambling.I go home, re-up with GooRoo, and take Tony Knuckles for 6 figures over the next 6 months and put him out of business - Artie Lange style. I take that 6 figures, and open up Bender's next door to the italian joint that serves the ####tiest overcooked pasta I've ever eaten and put their asses out of business.
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Ha, that's great.
 
'gussy said:
Just bet the house.............and by the house, I mean enough for people to write an article about bankroll management, on Sanchez under 1 1/2 TD passes. Wish me luck! Now I'll have a reason to watch. Never been a bigger Tebow fan in my life. Wife and kids are gone, just me and a bottle of scotch....................GO-20016+ UNITS TO WIN 8+You can't win if you don't play, right? :)
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GL, love seeing big plays on here. Where can you bet props this big? Or what is the book that takes the highest prop limits? And if you win, how far will it go in cutting you?
 
i hate throwing :tinfoilhat: out there, but i am amazed they didn't call a penalty on the Texans on Foster's run there. i think houston has 5-6 penalties called on them, jets have one offside? i guess we'll see how it goes, but this seems like a game that they ("the man") wouldn't mind keeping close if they can at all

 
'John Bender said:
'Clorox said:
It's Philly, what do you expect - quality?
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Here's what I'd like to have happen. Walk into an italian joint, sit in the lounge, something 60's/70's Bronx Tale-ish is playing on the radio - maybe The Spinners "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love" on the stereo. I want a plate of vinegar peppers with a small roll. I want to light up a cigar and bump into some bookie who's sitting at the bar with me. His name is Tony Knuckles. Tony Knuckles is a cocky #### and says he would love to take my action and will even honor Sportsbook's Props for me. I get a good plate of al dente rigatoni with meatballs; meatballs that haven't been frozen (which is another thing these people do - make your own damn meatballs please). I enjoy a glass of Maker's Mark with my vinegar peppers, meatballs, and talk about what a fish I am to Tony Knuckles, about how I'm divorced because I lost 80K last year gambling.I go home, re-up with GooRoo, and take Tony Knuckles for 6 figures over the next 6 months and put him out of business - Artie Lange style. I take that 6 figures, and open up Bender's next door to the italian joint that serves the ####tiest overcooked pasta I've ever eaten and put their asses out of business.
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Great postThat sanchez TD blows, now I have to sweat 3 quarters praying he doesn't get another and in the 4Q with the game in hand I just know he's throwing a meaningless TD
 
'modogg said:
i think if you like the jets tonight, you wait for live betting. if houston scores first, pretty sure you can get near +17 or so quickly
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Smart post, you're getting the hang of this :thumbup: i've been doing some of this type of betting with live totals
 
'John Bender said:
'Clorox said:
It's Philly, what do you expect - quality?
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Here's what I'd like to have happen. Walk into an italian joint, sit in the lounge, something 60's/70's Bronx Tale-ish is playing on the radio - maybe The Spinners "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love" on the stereo. I want a plate of vinegar peppers with a small roll. I want to light up a cigar and bump into some bookie who's sitting at the bar with me. His name is Tony Knuckles. Tony Knuckles is a cocky #### and says he would love to take my action and will even honor Sportsbook's Props for me. I get a good plate of al dente rigatoni with meatballs; meatballs that haven't been frozen (which is another thing these people do - make your own damn meatballs please). I enjoy a glass of Maker's Mark with my vinegar peppers, meatballs, and talk about what a fish I am to Tony Knuckles, about how I'm divorced because I lost 80K last year gambling.I go home, re-up with GooRoo, and take Tony Knuckles for 6 figures over the next 6 months and put him out of business - Artie Lange style. I take that 6 figures, and open up Bender's next door to the italian joint that serves the ####tiest overcooked pasta I've ever eaten and put their asses out of business.
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Classic! :thumbup:
 
i love watching Sean Green run. i will take him under rushing yards almost every game (was 54 tonight, pretty close to too, but still had to give it a shot)

 
'ChainsawU said:
'modogg said:
'ChainsawU said:
'modogg said:
wow, if that wasn't karma for that low blow on Cushing, I don't know what is
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did you do a fantasy league this season?
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Yeah, and I am completely missing the punch line here buddy. What am i missing?
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just wondering. you did the yahoo100 league right? Maybe two of them? just bsing until the 4th quarter honestly
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hah, yea i did and 2 of them. You stalking me :ph34r: Getting killed in the one, and 1st in the other. the one i am getting killed in, i am just having bad luck. couple of big injuries, if i remember correctly
 
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