FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (7 Viewers)

[Clorox]

Danica Patrick is so ####### hot, I don't care what anyone says about her driving skills.

true.but check her Man Hands.

#completeturnoff

Can't be worse than the Megan Fox toe-thumbs: My link

damn. that's nasty.

I'd still take an orange dot. Always wanted a foot job.

i suck.explain "orange dot" ?

#n00b

The short of it is that there was a dude who posted a thread here in the FFA stating that he marked relations with his wife on his calendar (blue dots for one act, orange dots for another act - pretty sure you can figure it out). The FFA now has dot mania...blue dots, orange dots, brown dots, purple dots...you name it.

 

[sporthenry]

Danica Patrick is so ####### hot, I don't care what anyone says about her driving skills.

true.but check her Man Hands.

#completeturnoff

Can't be worse than the Megan Fox toe-thumbs: My link

damn. that's nasty.

I'd still take an orange dot. Always wanted a foot job.

i suck.explain "orange dot" ?

#n00b

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=673346&hl=marital&st=0Was actually wrong, it'd be a blue dot.

 

[Plorfu]

I think Colorado blew their load in the 1H and is out of gas...

Those ####### dickmittens have 10 points in the 2nd half with 3 minutes left. 10! They're ruining my perfect Sunday!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Does KSU's interim coach have any chance to keep this job or is the position filled?

Um, their regular head coach is coaching. You bet on this game?

Lol

I just tailed KSU. They seemed to be the popular play of the day in here.Don't regularly follow either of these teams.

Me too. GO FLASH!

 

[Clorox]

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=673346&hl=marital&st=0Was actually wrong, it'd be a blue dot.

I f'd up my dots with Chainsaw last night...Blue = HJ, BJOrange = teh sechsBrown = anoos sechsPurple = b00b sechs

 

[bryan11joseph]

Thanks for bringing in the Big Ten umpire to break it down for us, and do the math...

 

[Raider Nation]

Wow... someone STUPID did something STUPID to cost his team field position.

You never see that.

 

[BRONG]

I think Colorado blew their load in the 1H and is out of gas...

Those ####### dickmittens have 10 points in the 2nd half with 3 minutes left. 10! They're ruining my perfect Sunday!

F THEM, I feel so ashamed.

 

[modogg]

I think Colorado blew their load in the 1H and is out of gas...

Those ####### dickmittens have 10 points in the 2nd half with 3 minutes left. 10! They're ruining my perfect Sunday!

wish i saw your original post and hedged the 2nd half, or at least took the under. I really have no idea how you score only 10 points in 17 minutes of basketball. i thought it was only possible in my 9 year-old nephew's basketball games

 

[Raider Nation]

If I leave RB for 10 seconds, my session expires. I'm gonna have to yell at Kurt.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Mobile, Alabama: A great place to visit if you want to see the "Gulf of Mexico touch the sky," not so much if you're looking for the purple dot.

 

[The Ref]

Purple = b00b sechs

I missed the memo on this one. And truth be told I haven't pulled that act out of my bag of tricks in quite some time. This Friday night me and the wife are getting a hotel room at the Hard Rock, going out for dinner and probably play some 1-2. I think I know what late night is going to be....

 

[bryan11joseph]

I think Colorado blew their load in the 1H and is out of gas...

Those ####### dickmittens have 10 points in the 2nd half with 3 minutes left. 10! They're ruining my perfect Sunday!

wish i saw your original post and hedged the 2nd half, or at least took the under. I really have no idea how you score only 10 points in 17 minutes of basketball. i thought it was only possible in my 9 year-old nephew's basketball games

Fortunately I got a piece of ASU 2H -1/2 and already had UVA in another parlay. I'll come away unscathed...guess we can't expect a perfect Sunday.Like to see the FLASH bring home the W to conclude a nice week.See you all tomorrow!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Rules:

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/46531/norm-macdonalds-keeping-resolutions-vol-1-a-plan-in-the-desert

 

[BRONG]

If I leave RB for 10 seconds, my session expires. I'm gonna have to yell at Kurt.

 

[sporthenry]

Purple = b00b sechs

I missed the memo on this one. And truth be told I haven't pulled that act out of my bag of tricks in quite some time. This Friday night me and the wife are getting a hotel room at the Hard Rock, going out for dinner and probably play some 1-2. I think I know what late night is going to be....

Missed this one too. I checked out of that thread as the brown dot came around. I guess the purple dot is relatively new. I was invested in the prediction thread before it got the axe.

 

[BRONG]

Taking Lakers -1 1/2 in-game vs the Nuggets. Easy money.

ETA end of the first, their down like 5.

 

[Clorox]

Purple = b00b sechs

I missed the memo on this one. And truth be told I haven't pulled that act out of my bag of tricks in quite some time. This Friday night me and the wife are getting a hotel room at the Hard Rock, going out for dinner and probably play some 1-2. I think I know what late night is going to be....

I actually created this one last night when Chainsaw mentioned his number 837653 girl's breast augmentation. Figured purple who be good for areolas. Hoping it catches on. Spread the word!!

 

[BRONG]

Over in this CFB game, it's heatin up.

 

[BRONG]

I am digusted with myself, btw. HTH.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Under looking pretty good, deciding what to do in the 2h. Kent State looked like the better team until the last Arky State drive, also think this opens up some in the 2h.

 

[Clorox]

OMG - don't ever google "areola" and click images. I'm blind and I can't find my way to the toilet to puke.

 

[Raider Nation]

4th and a RCH and they punt. LOL.

 

[Raider Nation]

Game over. ASU figured out they can kill them slowly with short passes and KSU can do nothing about it.

 

[BRONG]

I too, heart Archer. They are going to score here!

 

[shuke]

Post #5000 story for me - just so happened this is post 5000 for me today, although this may show up as 5001 because I didn't realize it at first...

In between undergrad and postgrad studies I decided to take 1 semester off to go live with a friend I grew up with in Springfield, MA. He and 5 roomates were attending UMass and rented a gigantic house in Springfield and they were the craziest bunch of mother ####ers I've probably every been around. I lost a tooth in a fist fight with one of them when we were just "messin' around". They had 1 year of college left, I only knew my buddy from growing up and didn't know any of the 5 other kids.

My buddy Roy was a heavy drinker, wrestler, steroids user, etc. He was dating some stripper at the time pretty seriously actually and they would fight all the time. Roy and the 5 other roomates decided to go out for Halloween in downtown Springfield. I had found the worlds greatest costume. It was a 8 foot tall ear of corn on the top that you put over the top of your head with a hole for your face to poke through and two arm holes. It looked like an adult version of this. I don't remember what everyone else was.

We get to the bar and this costume is padded with insulation style heavy styrofoam and I'm doing shots all night - maybe even doing other stuff, I don't remember but I know it was damn near 100 degrees in the costume in a crowded club. You could hardly move in this ####### thing. There was no peripheral vision so I'd be bouncing into people. I decide I'm going outside for the night, really hammered. I go out to downtown Springfield (which isn't a safe place) and lie down next to my buddies car in an alleyway because he locked it and I'm just not going back into the bar. I'm still in my corn cob costume half asleep on a sidewalk in an alley way when 3 college dudes come by and one of them kicked my buddies car or threw something at it, I don't even remember.

So I stupidly said something like "Hey what the #### are you doing" and stood up, drunk in my corn cob costume, and proceeded to fight them. 1 on 3. I couldn't move in the costume, but the saving grace was, this thing was so padded that they had to hit square in the face or it would inflict no damage. Aboout 40-50 seconds later, as they were beating the ever loving #### out of me, my buddy, my roomate and his girlfriend come around the corner and see me getting the crap kicked out of me and they bum rush the guys and and all out brawl breaks out. I still can barely move.

The guys retreat to their car which was across the street. And I told you, my buddy was a crazy mofo hopped up on who knows what. As they are getting into the car, he jumps with a dropkick into the passenger side window of the guys car. Not joking. They sort of hold his legs in there a bit and pull his pants off of him in the scrum but he manages to get away.

Someone has called the cops by now for sure. Crazy buddy hops in the driver seat of his car, his girlfriend gets in the passengers seat, me and the roomate squeeze into the back. He's all amped up and he's driving through downtown running every single red light while his girlfriend and roomate scream at him to slow the #### down blah blah. I was still in a daze. Finally she starts slapping him while he's driving and after driving 50 through downtown running red lights he slams on the brakes at the next light and just gets out of the car and runs away. I have no idea to where. His girlfriend gets out and chases him and then after 30 seconds of cars backed up behind us honking, the roomate gets out and decides to chase after the girlfriend and my buddy.

I still have no clue what's really going on. At this point, we are parked at a green light. I turn around in my corn cob costume and see just dozens of cars honking their horns. I open my door, now all 4 car doors are opened at a green light and because the costume was so high, you have to get out of the car side ways. So I slither my way out of the car and walked away.

I laugh to this day of the thought of the people behind us, seeing an 8 foot ear of corn on the cob sliding his way out of a car stopped at a green light with all 4 doors open and out onto the pavement face first. Getting up and just walking away.

I don't remember getting home, but I did. I must have took a taxi. Buddy had his car towed and that was that. One of the best and worst nights of my life and my 5000th post story.

Funny afermath of the story, was when my buddy drop kicked the guys window in, he had his sweatpants pulled off because of his costume. When they came off, he realized his wallet was in them. They had his ID and all of his credit cards. They never reported him but he had to cancel all of his credit cards and get a new license.

 

[Clorox]

I too, heart Archer. They are going to score here!

Jose Cortez FG...better than nothing...

 

[BRONG]

lol @ Cortez the Killer. Janikowski v. 2.0

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Kent State has a giant kicker who is wearing a helmet three sizes too small.

Think the 2h over might be my play.

 

[Raider Nation]

I haven't seen a lot of Kent State this season, but I like this QB. He seems to be on target.

Disregard. Kid stinks.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Kent State has a giant kicker who is wearing a helmet three sizes too small.Think the 2h over might be my play.

Meh, pass

 

[Raider Nation]

Had a chance to grab ASU +6.5 +125 live a little while ago.

 

[Clorox]

I haven't seen a lot of Kent State this season, but I like this QB. He seems to be on target.

Disregard. Kid stinks.

I briefly considered a Spencer Keith alias when he threw the INT in the endzone but didn't feel like setting up an email account...KSU should be winning this game. Hoping I will wake up to a +3 cover or push in the AM.

 

[BRONG]

I haven't seen a lot of Kent State this season, but I like this QB. He seems to be on target.

Disregard. Kid stinks.

I briefly considered a Spencer Keith alias when he threw the INT in the endzone but didn't feel like setting up an email account...KSU should be winning this game. Hoping I will wake up to a +3 cover or push in the AM.

Double up, gb!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Took Arky State +.5 (-110) for half a unit

 

[Clorox]

I haven't seen a lot of Kent State this season, but I like this QB. He seems to be on target.

Disregard. Kid stinks.

I briefly considered a Spencer Keith alias when he threw the INT in the endzone but didn't feel like setting up an email account...KSU should be winning this game. Hoping I will wake up to a +3 cover or push in the AM.

Double up, gb!

I'm still trying to get RGIIIACLHTHTIA action going for you but Donnybeisol seems to have left the building!

 

[gmbacm]

bet this at SB

Arkansas St vs Kent St - Will Either Team Score in the First 5 Minutes of the 2nd Half

Yes +100

 

[BRONG]

bet this at SBArkansas St vs Kent St - Will Either Team Score in the First 5 Minutes of the 2nd HalfYes +100

Good, this is going to be an epic RNO, finish the week out in a ping poing match finale! COME ON!

 

[Raider Nation]

Took Arky State +.5 (-110) for half a unit

I took the o31. Went with your initial instinct.

 

[Raider Nation]

These Iowa Barnstormers are terrible.

 

[BRONG]

One more needle to the arm. BEAVERS +3 at half.

 

[Plorfu]

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

One more needle to the arm. BEAVERS +3 at half.

In

 

[Doctor Detroit]

bet this at SBArkansas St vs Kent St - Will Either Team Score in the First 5 Minutes of the 2nd HalfYes +100

Kick the FG on first down!!!!!!!!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Lets quit ####### around, Flashes

 

[gmbacm]

bet this at SBArkansas St vs Kent St - Will Either Team Score in the First 5 Minutes of the 2nd HalfYes +100

Good, this is going to be an epic RNO, finish the week out in a ping poing match finale! COME ON!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

bet this at SBArkansas St vs Kent St - Will Either Team Score in the First 5 Minutes of the 2nd HalfYes +100

Good, this is going to be an epic RNO, finish the week out in a ping poing match finale! COME ON!

I thought they had hit the long pass with about 11 minutes left when the QB threw it. Then it was 20 yards over the open receiver's head.

 

[modogg]

Took Arky State +.5 (-110) for half a unit

I took the o31. Went with your initial instinct.

grabbed it as well. Hoping some of these kids can start flying around the field, Flashes specifically

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I think I want Kent State to win by exactly 3 and the game to stay under 70. TIA



Thanks for the Gophers 2nd half play by the way.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Took Arky State +.5 (-110) for half a unit

I took the o31. Went with your initial instinct.

grabbed it as well. Hoping some of these kids can start flying around the field, Flashes specifically

I backed out because the reason I played the game under is really because Kent State just has no passing game. 24 2nd qtr points was encouraging, but neither team passes or really executes anything particularly well.