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FFA Wagering Thread: THERE HE IS!@! (4 Viewers)

For those of you who like to play 'halfs', you may want to consider looking at 2H Tennessee...watching the 1st half of the game, Miss. State appears to be exhausted already. They played last night, and I've documented in this thread several times their roster situation - they're simply out of players due to injury - it's a very short roster, and bench guys who are not ready to play are getting playing time, so the rotation is small and weak and not cohesive. They're using grad assistants and players from the women's team in practice to scrimmage, and the latest injury, during the final game of the regular season, cost them their best player to a blown knee - 4th starter this year, done. I don't know how they pulled off beating South Carolina last night, except for the fact that South Carolina is the only team in the conference even remotely as bad as Miss. St., and last night was apparently worse. Tennessee is deep, strong and athletic. Miss. St. is like the walking dead. Unless the line is obscene, Tennessee should run them out of the gym in the 2nd half.

Tennessee is also trying desperately to make an impression on the selection committee. They're on the right side of the bubble, but they are very much on it. I don't expect they'll take their foot off the gas, no matter the margin.

ETA, it's Tennessee -4.

Good Luck!

 
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'nittanylion said:
For those of you who like to play 'halfs', you may want to consider looking at 2H Tennessee...watching the 1st half of the game, Miss. State appears to be exhausted already. They played last night, and I've documented in this thread several times their roster situation - they're simply out of players due to injury - it's a very short roster, and bench guys who are not ready to play are getting playing time, so the rotation is small and weak and not cohesive. They're using grad assistants and players from the women's team in practice to scrimmage, and the latest injury, during the final game of the regular season, cost them their best player to a blown knee - 4th starter this year, done. I don't know how they pulled off beating South Carolina last night, except for the fact that South Carolina is the only team in the conference even remotely as bad as Miss. St., and last night was apparently worse. Tennessee is deep, strong and athletic. Miss. St. is like the walking dead. Unless the line is obscene, Tennessee should run them out of the gym in the 2nd half.Tennessee is also trying desperately to make an impression on the selection committee. They're on the right side of the bubble, but they are very much on it. I don't expect they'll take their foot off the gas, no matter the margin.ETA, it's Tennessee -4.Good Luck!
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IN for fiddy. lets have fun
 
'got_nugs said:
'Doctor Detroit said:
Wow Pacific just pissed away a 17 point lead in 7 minutes
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Just got back from inspections and saw this....what the hey?Some maddening stuff going on already today. Glad I tailed Shake and got up a bit early.
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:banned: It's rare but sometimes it happens. Added Houston +3 at the half. I think Houston should win this one outright.ETA Weber -12 .5u & -11.5 .5u
 
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Pacific losing>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pacific winning by 3 after being up 15 at half

Too bad they won, #### those guys. :hot:

 
'Good said:
Good lord, Grambling finished dead last in both adjusted offensive AND defensive efficiency. And against one of the ten easiest schedules in America. That's some legendary awfulness.
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I figured out that if Grambling played the second worst team in America (New Orleans) kenpom's projected score would have New Orleans by 15.
 
'got_nugs said:
'nittanylion said:
For those of you who like to play 'halfs', you may want to consider looking at 2H Tennessee...watching the 1st half of the game, Miss. State appears to be exhausted already. They played last night, and I've documented in this thread several times their roster situation - they're simply out of players due to injury - it's a very short roster, and bench guys who are not ready to play are getting playing time, so the rotation is small and weak and not cohesive. They're using grad assistants and players from the women's team in practice to scrimmage, and the latest injury, during the final game of the regular season, cost them their best player to a blown knee - 4th starter this year, done. I don't know how they pulled off beating South Carolina last night, except for the fact that South Carolina is the only team in the conference even remotely as bad as Miss. St., and last night was apparently worse. Tennessee is deep, strong and athletic. Miss. St. is like the walking dead. Unless the line is obscene, Tennessee should run them out of the gym in the 2nd half.

Tennessee is also trying desperately to make an impression on the selection committee. They're on the right side of the bubble, but they are very much on it. I don't expect they'll take their foot off the gas, no matter the margin.

ETA, it's Tennessee -4.

Good Luck!
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IN for fiddy. lets have fun
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:lmao:
 
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'got_nugs said:
'Saw, we pushing our luck tonight fading the Knicks? Portland -6. NYK point total 93.5
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I can't remember where I read it (maybe SI) but there was an article about some big sports gambler that runs tons of analytics and he said some of his best bets were on the Knicks when Carmelo is out because he's not that valuable and him being out of the lineup doesn't typically have a big impact on the Knicks performance.I don't even follow the NBA and don't bet on it, but I just remember that piece of info.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'got_nugs said:
'Saw, we pushing our luck tonight fading the Knicks? Portland -6. NYK point total 93.5
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I can't remember where I read it (maybe SI) but there was an article about some big sports gambler that runs tons of analytics and he said some of his best bets were on the Knicks when Carmelo is out because he's not that valuable and him being out of the lineup doesn't typically have a big impact on the Knicks performance.I don't even follow the NBA and don't bet on it, but I just remember that piece of info.
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This seems absolutely true (although I didn't look at the numbers). He clogs the offense up with the amount of shots that he takes and reduces the impact of Amare in the middle. That said, Amare is out, Chandler is probably out with the knee injury he had last night. We're looking at a roster with impact players of JR Smith, Copeland, Kidd, Shumpert, Felton, Martin and that white guy. Portland is playing well now and at home. NYK on a back to back with the last 2 outings being just pitiful.I'm going big on Portland, just trying to decide HOW big.Fade me accordingly. F'ing Knicks prolly win outright.
 
'got_nugs said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'got_nugs said:
'Saw, we pushing our luck tonight fading the Knicks? Portland -6. NYK point total 93.5
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I can't remember where I read it (maybe SI) but there was an article about some big sports gambler that runs tons of analytics and he said some of his best bets were on the Knicks when Carmelo is out because he's not that valuable and him being out of the lineup doesn't typically have a big impact on the Knicks performance.I don't even follow the NBA and don't bet on it, but I just remember that piece of info.
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This seems absolutely true (although I didn't look at the numbers). He clogs the offense up with the amount of shots that he takes and reduces the impact of Amare in the middle. That said, Amare is out, Chandler is probably out with the knee injury he had last night. We're looking at a roster with impact players of JR Smith, Copeland, Kidd, Shumpert, Felton, Martin and that white guy. Portland is playing well now and at home. NYK on a back to back with the last 2 outings being just pitiful.I'm going big on Portland, just trying to decide HOW big.Fade me accordingly. F'ing Knicks prolly win outright.
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I think the Knicks are a good deal better with Melo PF over Melo SF. Can more of Kurt Thomas really be a good thing?
 
'Good said:
'got_nugs said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'got_nugs said:
'Saw, we pushing our luck tonight fading the Knicks? Portland -6. NYK point total 93.5
Click to expand...
I can't remember where I read it (maybe SI) but there was an article about some big sports gambler that runs tons of analytics and he said some of his best bets were on the Knicks when Carmelo is out because he's not that valuable and him being out of the lineup doesn't typically have a big impact on the Knicks performance.I don't even follow the NBA and don't bet on it, but I just remember that piece of info.
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This seems absolutely true (although I didn't look at the numbers). He clogs the offense up with the amount of shots that he takes and reduces the impact of Amare in the middle. That said, Amare is out, Chandler is probably out with the knee injury he had last night. We're looking at a roster with impact players of JR Smith, Copeland, Kidd, Shumpert, Felton, Martin and that white guy. Portland is playing well now and at home. NYK on a back to back with the last 2 outings being just pitiful.I'm going big on Portland, just trying to decide HOW big.Fade me accordingly. F'ing Knicks prolly win outright.
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I think the Knicks are a good deal better with Melo PF over Melo SF. Can more of Kurt Thomas really be a good thing?
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No. Not even in 2005.
 
The Knicks are coming off the NBA's season low 27.4% from the field at Oakland on Monday. And then they hit 43% in the embarrassment last night. They are 54/152 (35.5%) the last two games.

Looks like we have a few hours left until tip so I am gonna look at it.

 
Yet another edition of "This could only happen to me"...

I had a Jensen in-dash DVD player installed yesterday morning in the Altima I just bought. It also pairs bluetooth devices so that everything is hands-free. Pretty cool. Anyway, it worked well yesterday. I start the car today and the Jensen doesn't power up. I swing by the place where I had it installed, and the guy couldn't figure out what was wrong. He said his installer would be back tomorrow, so I can stop by and they'll take care of it.

All good, right? Not exactly.

I remembered that there is porn stuck in the DVD player. "Smokin' Hot Spinners" to be exact. I couldn't eject the disc since the entire unit had no power. The owner of the shop is an older, kind, gentlemanly fellow. Looks like he could be a deacon in his church. I can't just let them discover the surprise for themselves. Surely they are going to test the DVD player along with everything else once they get it working. When I was last watching it, a busty tattooed chick was getting a schmeg shower. That's where the movie will pick right up.

So I know I need to come clean with the guy. But what exactly do I say?

"I wanted to test out the DVD player, so I reached into my DVD case and played the first one I grabbed. Oh, it's porn. See you in an hour!"

:bag:

 
Laying down a .5u each on some moderately heavy chalk:

Cal -8 and Missouri -10...I think what happens later tonight to the Aggies in Nashville could border on the obscene.

 
'Raider Nation said:
Yet another edition of "This could only happen to me"...

I had a Jensen in-dash DVD player installed yesterday morning in the Altima I just bought. It also pairs bluetooth devices so that everything is hands-free. Pretty cool. Anyway, it worked well yesterday. I start the car today and the Jensen doesn't power up. I swing by the place where I had it installed, and the guy couldn't figure out what was wrong. He said his installer would be back tomorrow, so I can stop by and they'll take care of it.

All good, right? Not exactly.

I remembered that there is porn stuck in the DVD player. "Smokin' Hot Spinners" to be exact. I couldn't eject the disc since the entire unit had no power. The owner of the shop is an older, kind, gentlemanly fellow. Looks like he could be a deacon in his church. I can't just let them discover the surprise for themselves. Surely they are going to test the DVD player along with everything else once they get it working. When I was last watching it, a busty tattooed chick was getting a schmeg shower. That's where the movie will pick right up.

So I know I need to come clean with the guy. But what exactly do I say?

"I wanted to test out the DVD player, so I reached into my DVD case and played the first one I grabbed. Oh, it's porn. See you in an hour!"

:bag:
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Reminds me of the time I borrowed a pron from my buddy along with a legit movie. I gave them both back in the same DVD case and he just passed it on to another buddy and his wife thinking they were just getting the legit movieOf course the story switched to it being my pron...like I'm some sort of pron fairy leaving DVDs for people

EDIT: just recalled I remember all the girls drooling excessively when performing oral

 
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'Raider Nation said:
Yet another edition of "This could only happen to me"...

I had a Jensen in-dash DVD player installed yesterday morning in the Altima I just bought. It also pairs bluetooth devices so that everything is hands-free. Pretty cool. Anyway, it worked well yesterday. I start the car today and the Jensen doesn't power up. I swing by the place where I had it installed, and the guy couldn't figure out what was wrong. He said his installer would be back tomorrow, so I can stop by and they'll take care of it.

All good, right? Not exactly.

I remembered that there is porn stuck in the DVD player. "Smokin' Hot Spinners" to be exact. I couldn't eject the disc since the entire unit had no power. The owner of the shop is an older, kind, gentlemanly fellow. Looks like he could be a deacon in his church. I can't just let them discover the surprise for themselves. Surely they are going to test the DVD player along with everything else once they get it working. When I was last watching it, a busty tattooed chick was getting a schmeg shower. That's where the movie will pick right up.

So I know I need to come clean with the guy. But what exactly do I say?

"I wanted to test out the DVD player, so I reached into my DVD case and played the first one I grabbed. Oh, it's porn. See you in an hour!"

:bag:
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You purchased the DVD player from a thrift store.Your welcome :thumbup:

Oh wait, he knew it worked well yesterday? You be ph'd, dude.

 
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'got_nugs said:
'Raider Nation said:
Yet another edition of "This could only happen to me"...

I had a Jensen in-dash DVD player installed yesterday morning in the Altima I just bought. It also pairs bluetooth devices so that everything is hands-free. Pretty cool. Anyway, it worked well yesterday. I start the car today and the Jensen doesn't power up. I swing by the place where I had it installed, and the guy couldn't figure out what was wrong. He said his installer would be back tomorrow, so I can stop by and they'll take care of it.

All good, right? Not exactly.

I remembered that there is porn stuck in the DVD player. "Smokin' Hot Spinners" to be exact. I couldn't eject the disc since the entire unit had no power. The owner of the shop is an older, kind, gentlemanly fellow. Looks like he could be a deacon in his church. I can't just let them discover the surprise for themselves. Surely they are going to test the DVD player along with everything else once they get it working. When I was last watching it, a busty tattooed chick was getting a schmeg shower. That's where the movie will pick right up.

So I know I need to come clean with the guy. But what exactly do I say?

"I wanted to test out the DVD player, so I reached into my DVD case and played the first one I grabbed. Oh, it's porn. See you in an hour!"

:bag:
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You purchased the DVD player from a thrift store.Your welcome :thumbup:

Oh wait, he knew it worked well yesterday? You be ph'd, dude.
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I purchased it from HIM. And he installed it.This is slightly embarrassing. :kicksrock:

 
Here are the ATS and SU results when Portland has been favored 6 or more points:

Date Spread Opponent Result12/26 -7.5 Kings Won SU/Won ATS1/7 -6.5 Magic Won SU/Lost ATS1/21 -6.5 Wizards Lost SU2/19 -6.5 Suns Lost SU3/2 -8 Wolves Won SU/Won ATS3/4 -13 Cats Won SU/Won ATSThey have been favorites 25 times this year, by an average of 4.4 points. In those games as favorites, Portland is 10-14-1 ATS with 10 of those as SU losses.
They are 10-10-1 as home favorites with six of those as SU losses.

 
'Raider Nation said:
'got_nugs said:
'Raider Nation said:
Yet another edition of "This could only happen to me"...

I had a Jensen in-dash DVD player installed yesterday morning in the Altima I just bought. It also pairs bluetooth devices so that everything is hands-free. Pretty cool. Anyway, it worked well yesterday. I start the car today and the Jensen doesn't power up. I swing by the place where I had it installed, and the guy couldn't figure out what was wrong. He said his installer would be back tomorrow, so I can stop by and they'll take care of it.

All good, right? Not exactly.

I remembered that there is porn stuck in the DVD player. "Smokin' Hot Spinners" to be exact. I couldn't eject the disc since the entire unit had no power. The owner of the shop is an older, kind, gentlemanly fellow. Looks like he could be a deacon in his church. I can't just let them discover the surprise for themselves. Surely they are going to test the DVD player along with everything else once they get it working. When I was last watching it, a busty tattooed chick was getting a schmeg shower. That's where the movie will pick right up.

So I know I need to come clean with the guy. But what exactly do I say?

"I wanted to test out the DVD player, so I reached into my DVD case and played the first one I grabbed. Oh, it's porn. See you in an hour!"

:bag:
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You purchased the DVD player from a thrift store.Your welcome :thumbup:

Oh wait, he knew it worked well yesterday? You be ph'd, dude.
Click to expand...
I purchased it from HIM. And he installed it.This is slightly embarrassing. :kicksrock:
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tell him your girlfriend borrowed the car when it failed.
 
'gmbacm said:
'Raider Nation said:
'got_nugs said:
'Raider Nation said:
Yet another edition of "This could only happen to me"...

I had a Jensen in-dash DVD player installed yesterday morning in the Altima I just bought. It also pairs bluetooth devices so that everything is hands-free. Pretty cool. Anyway, it worked well yesterday. I start the car today and the Jensen doesn't power up. I swing by the place where I had it installed, and the guy couldn't figure out what was wrong. He said his installer would be back tomorrow, so I can stop by and they'll take care of it.

All good, right? Not exactly.

I remembered that there is porn stuck in the DVD player. "Smokin' Hot Spinners" to be exact. I couldn't eject the disc since the entire unit had no power. The owner of the shop is an older, kind, gentlemanly fellow. Looks like he could be a deacon in his church. I can't just let them discover the surprise for themselves. Surely they are going to test the DVD player along with everything else once they get it working. When I was last watching it, a busty tattooed chick was getting a schmeg shower. That's where the movie will pick right up.

So I know I need to come clean with the guy. But what exactly do I say?

"I wanted to test out the DVD player, so I reached into my DVD case and played the first one I grabbed. Oh, it's porn. See you in an hour!"

:bag:
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You purchased the DVD player from a thrift store.Your welcome :thumbup:

Oh wait, he knew it worked well yesterday? You be ph'd, dude.
Click to expand...
I purchased it from HIM. And he installed it.This is slightly embarrassing. :kicksrock:
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tell him your girlfriend borrowed the car when it failed.
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Oohhhhhh, I think we have a leader in the clubhouse....

 
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