Fictitious reasons black people riot (1 Viewer)

[Ilov80s]

Timschochet finds World Star Hip Hop and starts commenting.

It's all over folks, you can't top this.

 

[Plorfu]

Maximum speed limit of 1 foot per hour when walking side by side down aisles/hallways.

Actually it should be minimum speed limit of 1 foot per hour law is now in effect.

:headslap:

 

[dickey moe]

Mandatory muzzles enforced at all movie theaters.

 

[dickey moe]

Fukushima-level meltdown next to Grape Welch's factory.

 

[BroadwayG]

Yo-Yo Ma cancels concert at the Apollo Theatre.

 

[EYLive]

Rioting is outlawed.

 

[EYLive]

DJ Qualls plays Nelson Mandela in biopic.

 

[dickey moe]

McRibs revealed to be, in fact, manufactured with turkey and not pork.

 

[ntz08]

Timschochet finds World Star Hip Hop and starts commenting.

this

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Federal law requires "toilet" to be pronounced "toy-let" and not "tol-it".

 

[FlapJacks]

Timschochet finds World Star Hip Hop and starts commenting.

 

[Parrothead]

grape soda tax.. last straw was when Uncle Tom Lester Holt called it "Graape Draank" on the Today Show

 

[Steel Dillo]

Mandatory vasectomies required after fathering 1 child out of wedlock.

 

[Da Guru]

Red Lobster adds mandatory 15% service charge to all tabs.

 

[mquinnjr]

Amazon Prime Day deals didn't turn out to be what Prime members had hoped for.

 

[Fennis]

Amazon Prime Day deals didn't turn out to be what Prime members had hoped for.

should be in the why white person riot thread

 

[Loan Sharks]

Somebody shot their cats.