Fictitious Thread Titles by real FBGs (2 Viewers)

[Your Mother]

"Teach me how to do laundry." -Pick

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

"I have read this entire thread and approve and will not lock it" -- Anonymous FBG Mod

 

[The Football Freak]

"Those fists weren't just made for bumps: My dreamy night with our prez." Jim11

 

[Dante Hicks]

"I've decided to place my money in a liquid, low risk investment" - David Dodds

 

[Dante Hicks]

"Stop snitchin'" - TommyGilmore

 

[bentley]

Zaxxon is killing it in here.

Now do one about Hucklebuck.

 

[Your Mother]

"All done trying to #### random guys from the internet. I'll be awake for the next 4 consecutive hours in case anyone wants to chat" - Fluffer

:spittake:

 

[Your Mother]

"A Brief Critique on the Degradation of Proper English Grammar in the 21st Century" -Bluemagic

 

[Your Mother]

"The only time I've rolled dice is when I play Monopoly." -Raina

 

[Your Mother]

"My ex-girlfriend has a very sane and balanced outlook on life." -Keys Myaths

 

[Your Mother]

"I always put out for B-list rock stars." -Carrie2

 

[Zaxxon]

"The only time I've rolled dice is when I play Monopoly." -Raina

"Come on double 6s "

 

[sirelfman]

How do you spell "Llama" - Tanner Boyle

The third 'L' is silent, jerkhead.

And, in most other cases, invisible too.

 

[flapgreen]

"Pick is good people"-Peens

 

[Your Mother]

"This thread contains no inside jokes or references to straight-to-DVD movies about suburban white girls being 'initiated into a Latino street gang." -Your Mother

 

[Zaxxon]

Zaxxon is killing it in here.Now do one about Hucklebuck.

I'm smart enough not to gamble with my life.

 

[sirelfman]

Okay, so maybe the ACC and the Big East are better than the PAC-10 - LHUCKS

 

[Death Bytes]

"I'm going to Utah to drink" - Any FBGer

 

[Dante Hicks]

"My ex-girlfriend has a very sane and balanced outlook on life." -Keys Myaths

 

[Death Bytes]

"The Fair Tax.... HA HA! FOOLED YOU!!!" - Yankee23Fan

 

[Das Boot]

Are you man enough?, ...to admit you like Pink's "Sober"? - lhucks

 

[jmp]

"I Don't Steal Cats" Captain Hyperbole

 

[bentley]

"Birth control, it's FANNNNNNTASTIC!!"

-Eunuch Maker/Clown Car

 

[ArcticEdge]

"I slapped it high today at the vegetarian market" - Shuke

 

[Tecumseh]

50 Ways The U.S. is better than España. -Z-Machine

Youngstown Rocks!! -Homer J

Why the law is my calling- Capella

The Tigers? Meh...- Dr. Detroit

I've got a marginal idea, so I'm going to exercise extreme caution before devoting much time or money to it- Mr. Ham

I'm humbled and appreciative of Krista and Gekko's wise advice and assistance- Woz

Rush Limbaugh: He's got a point.- NCC

 

[flapgreen]

"Just finished playing with my neighbor's dog in my backyard"-Uconnalum

 

[Chadstroma]

"Just finished playing with my neighbor's dog in my backyard"-Uconnalum

 

[NCCommish]

50 Ways The U.S. is better than España. -Z-Machine

Youngstown Rocks!! -Homer J

Why the law is my calling- Capella

The Tigers? Meh...- Dr. Detroit

I've got a marginal idea, so I'm going to exercise extreme caution before devoting much time or money to it- Mr. Ham

I'm humbled and appreciative of Krista and Gekko's wise advice and assistance- Woz

Rush Limbaugh: He's got a point.- NCC

My favorite so far.

 

[texasheat]

"The art of pulling out" - Mike Crimes

 

[Papa Georgio]

"We are giving it another try" - johnnycakes or Walton Goggins

 

[Yankee23Fan]

"The current tax system isn't progressive enough" - Yankeefan

 

[jmp]

"We are giving it another try" - johnnycakes or Walton Goggins

"Why Not to Go Eat At the Restaurant Where Your Ex Works" Papa Georgio

 

[Yankee23Fan]

"The Fair Tax.... HA HA! FOOLED YOU!!!" - Yankee23Fan

 

[Papa Georgio]

"We are giving it another try" - johnnycakes or Walton Goggins

"Why Not to Go Eat At the Restaurant Where Your Ex Works" Papa Georgio

Seriously

 

[Your Mother]

"Sores and I are thinking about moving in together." -Limp Ditka

 

[Yankee23Fan]

"Wife Offered Me Keys to Backdoor But I Said No" - bigbottom

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

"What are the best t-shirts for showing off a six-pack?" -Posty

 

[BR33ZE]

"I'm going to stop quoting people's posts without adding anything because it really isn't funny anymore" - KnowledgeReignsSupreme

 

[General Malaise]

"If I Could Describe Myself in Two Words, I'd Use 'Impulse Control'" -- General Malaise

 

[Mrs DaVinci]

"I understand things" Mrs. DaVinci

Such as how to correctly spell llama?

 

[Mr. Littlejeans]

"I understand things" Mrs. DaVinci

Such as how to correctly spell llama?

Oof.

 

[parasaurolophus]

"8 ways to save money on your wedding"- Krista4

"I have friends in low places"- Mr. Ham

"Why I took FDR 1.01 in the greatest american draft"- Chadstroma

"Banning gay marriage does not violate the 14th ammendment"- beavers

"Three reasons why you shouldn't reply with smileys"- Christo

 

[Evilgrin 72]

"I just met a supercool guy online and didn't completely destroy his life !" - E-Mom

"Outhouses : Yesterday's news" - Peenes

"I just had a thought....." - ColtsFreak

"I wish these b#tches would back up off me" - posty

"My wife just spent 5 whole minutes without juggling some dude's schvantz in the bathroom" - MITYH

"Pud : it's what's for dinner" - MacArtist

"EG72 : A real American Hero" - BGP

 

[Chadstroma]

"8 ways to save money on your wedding"- Krista4

"I have friends in low places"- Mr. Ham

"Why I took FDR 1.01 in the greatest american draft"- Chadstroma

"Gay marriage does not violate the 14th ammendment"- beavers

"Three reasons why you shouldn't reply with smileys"- Christo

 

[Homer J Simpson]

"Allow me to clearly explain my point"

--Christo

 

[Dante Hicks]

"Allow me to clearly explain my point"--Christo

 

[awesomeness]

"I've lowered my % of posts that contain the smiley to below 90%" - Peens

 

[Moe Green]

"I have friends in low places"- Mr. Ham

LOL

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

"My wife just spent 5 whole minutes without juggling some dude's schvantz in the bathroom" - MITYH

 

[Your Mother]

"I understand things" Mrs. DaVinci

Such as how to correctly spell llama?

:whoosh: