Fictitious Thread Titles by real FBGs (1 Viewer)

[urbanhack]

"I'm looking for a new watch and money is not an object." -Dentist

 

[AAABatteries]

"I'M ENGAGED!" Take a look at our website at yesengagement.com to see photos of my betrothed - Dentist

"Got married last night in Vegas to the toothless chick who gave me a bad beat." - Dentist

 

[flapgreen]

"I'm looking for a new watch and money is not an object." -Dentist

This is a good one

 

[shuke]

"Allow me to clearly explain my point"--Christo

 

[flapgreen]

"My wife just spent 5 whole minutes without juggling some dude's schvantz in the bathroom" - MITYH

 

[ArcticEdge]

"I went to a strip club with Nipsey" - ArcticEdge

 

[desert rose]

Best place to buy a water-saving toilet? My quest to conserve water, one flush at a time.

~flapgreen

 

[desert rose]

Diamonds and designer handbags are frivolous and pretentious. Why I shop at Wal-Mart now.

~Mrs. Davinci

 

[desert rose]

Long engagements are the best. Five years to fall in love.

~FBGal

 

[desert rose]

Living on pennies a day.

~Otis

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Help me decide between Harvard and Stanford for graduate school. - Kal El

 

[urbanhack]

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

A list of value priced Chardonnays that I enjoy - Krista4

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I want to make friends and share real insights in this thread. - phthalatemagic

 

[krista4]

A list of value priced Chardonnays that I enjoy - Krista4

(I actually do have a list of value wines I recommend, though. And there are even some Chardonnays on it.)

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Travel is Overrated: Why I chose to move to suburban Phoenix - Dr. Detroit

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

A list of value priced Chardonnays that I enjoy - Krista4

(I actually do have a list of value wines I recommend, though. And there are even some Chardonnays on it.)

I got a really good deal on a track suit at the outlet mall in Oak Brook. - krista4

 

[krista4]

A list of value priced Chardonnays that I enjoy - Krista4

(I actually do have a list of value wines I recommend, though. And there are even some Chardonnays on it.)

I got a really good deal on a track suit at the outlet mall in Oak Brook. - krista4

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Arrested Development: Am I the doesn't think this show is funny? - El Floppo

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

How to make your point clearly while respecting others' opinions, and make friends in the process - Christo

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I am leaving on my Mormon Mission tomorrow, wish me luck - Leroy Hoard

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

"Sending my kids to a private Baptist school where they will be taught the Word of God" - perry147

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Video of my KILLING IT at the open mic night at the local comedy club - RoarinSonoran

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Woody Hayes was overrated - Big John

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Girls wearing glasses are a huge turn off - Mr. Pickles

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Box Step Bulletin: Link to my new country/western dancing blog inside - Urbanhack

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I just don't have it in me to be mean to people, especially over the internet - Redman

 

[Binky The Doormat]

How to make friends and not be a total d*** - Christo

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I wish there was a real Barry Goldwater-type running for President. He'd get my vote - Orange Whip

 

[Otis]

"Allow me to clearly explain my point"--Christo

 

[ArcticEdge]

"I cashed my 401k to buy carbon credits.." - AE

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

My MENSA welcome packet just arrived in the mail. - Arctic Edge

 

[ArcticEdge]

My MENSA welcome packet just arrived in the mail. - Arctic Edge

That would be stupid. I got that packet years ago. I'm also in the

 

[Chadstroma]

"If we could just find a way to get the government to spend more money- that would fix everything"- Chadstroma

 

[cobalt_27]

"Now, here's something interesting to discuss" - Arctic Edge

 

[cobalt_27]

"Expect full payment shortly."jets94

Co-signed by LHUCKS?

 

[ArcticEdge]

"I like people" - cobalt_27

 

[awesomeness]

"Now, here's something interesting to discuss" - Arctic Edge

 

[cobalt_27]

"I like people ArcticEdge" - cobalt_27

Fixed for accuracy.

 

[ArcticEdge]

"I like people ArcticEdge" - cobalt_27

Fixed for accuracy.

Really though, who are you?

 

[parasaurolophus]

"Gambling and paypal ethics"- mevsmaradona

"I havent had sex in three days"- Pick

"I love when girls leave the bathroom door open"- Strykerpks

"Who cares if that is somebody's daughter?"- Joe B.

"What the heck is myspace?"- azcards

"Ted Thompson is a loser"- Shonuff

"Can somebody help me find pictures of hot girls on the internet?"- Franknbeans

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I've got this $50 burning a hole in my pocket - I'll let the FFA decide how to spend it - Marc Levin

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

"Who cares if that is somebody's daughter?"- Joe B.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

"Can someone explain iambic pentameter to me please?" - Mike Crimes

 

[urbanhack]

"I met this hot ethnic chick with a plump ### last weekend!!!" - Otis

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

****Official Kobe Bryant Appreciation Thread: Best Player Evah!**** - Save FerrisB

 

[strykerpks]

"Alcohol: What's so great about it?" - strykerpks

"I love when girls leave the bathroom door open"- Strykerpks

Guys who wear Cheeseheads: What gives? - Disco StuMost replies - Punk96oz of steak: Mission Accomplished! - springroll

 

[Big Dumb Ape]

"PM me for info on nightly poker"

-shuke

 

[baloons]

"Guess who's coming to dinner?"-J

 

[~Haze~]

"I love brown people"--Peens

"I like black people" - Gangster