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First Presidential Debate (1 Viewer)
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SIDA!
Footballguy
I realize you are new around here, so I will graciously interpret your comment above as a token of goodwill and a sincere effort to clue me. Thanks. But, I can take it from here.
SIDA!
Footballguy
Uh..no. We do understand that many think it is ridiculous. Many of them are voting for Trump as a result.
MaxThreshold
Footballguy
SIDA!
Footballguy
shadrap
Footballguy
Evil? you forgot a lot of slams. Go back a few pages. copy & paste. you will be caught up.
RBM
Footballguy
MaxThreshold
Footballguy
SIDA!
Footballguy
Racism and ignorance are kind of like herpes. One person can have an outbreak in one election cycle but be all clear the next.
So, the two Obama wins were because of an outbreak of racism and ignorance? I understand now.
cstu
Footballguy
SIDA!
Footballguy
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Trump should print out his tax returns and hold them up to the camera just long enough for the camera not not be able to get a tight shot and focus. Then he should throw them in a trash basket, squirt some lighter fluid, try to burn the place down. Also as I've already said, this would be best done if he were in some sort of a costume.
SIDA!
Footballguy
I am thinking that if he came out in drag, with a semen stained blue dress, it would bring the house down and also help him on the coastal states with the YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE transgender vote.
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Doctor Detroit
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Dude, that is seriously my favorite movie. I want to laugh but I also don't want Trump associated with anything I like, with the notable exception of Ivanka's snatch.
Doctor Detroit
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I found this listed as the OFFICIAL Debate Drinking Game:
1. Take a shot of Nyquil If Hillary coughs at any time. Take half a shot if she's just clearing her throat.
2. Take a shot of Trump Vodka if either candidate directly calls the other a LIAR.
3. Take a bong hit if Trump finally blurts out the “C” word.
4. Shotgun a beer like a college student if Trump University is mentioned.
5. Chug a beer and smoke a cigar if Monica Lewinski is mentioned.
6. Take two shots if Hillary calls Trump a racist.
7. If Benghazi is mentioned you have to keep doing the same shot over and over again untl
8. Every time “emails” are mentioned you have to delete a shot into your mouth.
9. Finish all of the booze left if Andy Kaufman walks out revealing it was all a joke.
10. Take a shot of Nyquil if Bill Clinton falls asleep during the debate.
11. Facepalm every time Hillay Clinton mentions working with Obama.
12. Chug a beer whenever an audience member punches an audience member on the opposing team.
13. Hide behind the couch and take a shot if "tax returns" are mentioned.
14. Take a shot if the cameraman mistakes Hillary's hands for Trump's hands.
15. Finish your beer if Trump and Hillary end up kissing because the tension is too much to bare.
16. Drink each time trump says "the greatest".
17. Drink each time the moderator cant make someone stop talking.
18. Two drinks each time the camera cuts to Mark Cuban.
19. Two drinks each time the camera cuts to Chelsea Clinton thinking she's Mark Cuban.
20. If you've lasted this long, you should clearly be the President instead because you're a true American badass.
1. Take a shot of Nyquil If Hillary coughs at any time. Take half a shot if she's just clearing her throat.
2. Take a shot of Trump Vodka if either candidate directly calls the other a LIAR.
3. Take a bong hit if Trump finally blurts out the “C” word.
4. Shotgun a beer like a college student if Trump University is mentioned.
5. Chug a beer and smoke a cigar if Monica Lewinski is mentioned.
6. Take two shots if Hillary calls Trump a racist.
7. If Benghazi is mentioned you have to keep doing the same shot over and over again untl
8. Every time “emails” are mentioned you have to delete a shot into your mouth.
9. Finish all of the booze left if Andy Kaufman walks out revealing it was all a joke.
10. Take a shot of Nyquil if Bill Clinton falls asleep during the debate.
11. Facepalm every time Hillay Clinton mentions working with Obama.
12. Chug a beer whenever an audience member punches an audience member on the opposing team.
13. Hide behind the couch and take a shot if "tax returns" are mentioned.
14. Take a shot if the cameraman mistakes Hillary's hands for Trump's hands.
15. Finish your beer if Trump and Hillary end up kissing because the tension is too much to bare.
16. Drink each time trump says "the greatest".
17. Drink each time the moderator cant make someone stop talking.
18. Two drinks each time the camera cuts to Mark Cuban.
19. Two drinks each time the camera cuts to Chelsea Clinton thinking she's Mark Cuban.
20. If you've lasted this long, you should clearly be the President instead because you're a true American badass.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
Willie Neslon
Footballguy
Blue tie for trump. Big upset.
cstu
Footballguy
No comments on his answers from the last Republican debate?
Opening comments:
- I have the best temperament
- I'm the only up here that said "Don't go into Iraq, don't go" (total lie)
- Our country doesn't win anymore
Do you have a red line with North Korea?
- I think we have a President who is totally incompetent and doesn't know what he's doing. Our country is going to hell.
- We have had trillions sucked out of our country by China. They should take care of the problem (North Korea)
You said you want to repeal health care but you want everyone covered:
- We are going to repeal Obamacare and replace it with something SO much better
- We're going to get a plan where everyone competes
- We're going to take care of people who are dying on the street, we're going to take care of those people
You were quoted as saying you love eminent domain:
- Eminent domain is an absolute necessity
- You need eminent domain
- When eminent domain people get a fortune for their property
- I didn't take the property (of an elderly woman on the strip in Atlantic City) the woman ultimately didn't want to do that. Gets a bunch of boos and spends a minute complaining about not getting enough tickets for the debate.
Christie says "ask him how" he's going to create jobs:
- I bring bring jobs back from China, Japan, and Mexico. I'm going to bring them back fast.
- TPP is going to be a disaster.
- Under my tax plan - we're the highest taxed country in the world - under my plan we cut taxes for not only the middle class but corporations. We're going to bring back trillions of dollars that are offshore and in my opinion they're much higher than that.
You have said you would vigorously defeat ISIS, how and please be specific.
- Four years ago I said bomb the oil and take the oil. I still stay the same thing.
- You can back channels of banking, you need to stop that - I know banking better than anyone
What would you do in those cities in the middle of fighting with suffering people?
- Take away their money and they will last about a year, they'll become weakened quickly
You said you would bring back waterboarding:
- People are chopping off heads, I would bring back waterboarding and a helluva lot worse
On dealmaking:
- A good dealmaker will make great deals
- A good dealmaker would not have made the Iran deal
- Congress - you have to get 'em in a room and make a deal, grab em, hug em and get the deal done
How would you motivate the electorate?
- I'm creating a movement, we will galvanize the people. How she gets away with the email stuff, I don't know how she runs
- We will win it and win it by a lot
How do you bridge the divide between BLM and police?
- The police are mistreated and misunderstood. Minorities respect the police. We need more respect for the police
I did ask about bridging the divide...
- Everyone sues. You have to solve the problems and weed out the problems.
Should families be able to raise money for ransom?
- You cannot or you will have many, many more James Foleys.
- I raised $6 million for the vets
- There is tremendous waste in the veterans administration
Closing statement:
- Our country doesn't win anymore. If I'm elected President we will win and we will win and we will win
Opening comments:
- I have the best temperament
- I'm the only up here that said "Don't go into Iraq, don't go" (total lie)
- Our country doesn't win anymore
Do you have a red line with North Korea?
- I think we have a President who is totally incompetent and doesn't know what he's doing. Our country is going to hell.
- We have had trillions sucked out of our country by China. They should take care of the problem (North Korea)
You said you want to repeal health care but you want everyone covered:
- We are going to repeal Obamacare and replace it with something SO much better
- We're going to get a plan where everyone competes
- We're going to take care of people who are dying on the street, we're going to take care of those people
You were quoted as saying you love eminent domain:
- Eminent domain is an absolute necessity
- You need eminent domain
- When eminent domain people get a fortune for their property
- I didn't take the property (of an elderly woman on the strip in Atlantic City) the woman ultimately didn't want to do that. Gets a bunch of boos and spends a minute complaining about not getting enough tickets for the debate.
Christie says "ask him how" he's going to create jobs:
- I bring bring jobs back from China, Japan, and Mexico. I'm going to bring them back fast.
- TPP is going to be a disaster.
- Under my tax plan - we're the highest taxed country in the world - under my plan we cut taxes for not only the middle class but corporations. We're going to bring back trillions of dollars that are offshore and in my opinion they're much higher than that.
You have said you would vigorously defeat ISIS, how and please be specific.
- Four years ago I said bomb the oil and take the oil. I still stay the same thing.
- You can back channels of banking, you need to stop that - I know banking better than anyone
What would you do in those cities in the middle of fighting with suffering people?
- Take away their money and they will last about a year, they'll become weakened quickly
You said you would bring back waterboarding:
- People are chopping off heads, I would bring back waterboarding and a helluva lot worse
On dealmaking:
- A good dealmaker will make great deals
- A good dealmaker would not have made the Iran deal
- Congress - you have to get 'em in a room and make a deal, grab em, hug em and get the deal done
How would you motivate the electorate?
- I'm creating a movement, we will galvanize the people. How she gets away with the email stuff, I don't know how she runs
- We will win it and win it by a lot
How do you bridge the divide between BLM and police?
- The police are mistreated and misunderstood. Minorities respect the police. We need more respect for the police
I did ask about bridging the divide...
- Everyone sues. You have to solve the problems and weed out the problems.
Should families be able to raise money for ransom?
- You cannot or you will have many, many more James Foleys.
- I raised $6 million for the vets
- There is tremendous waste in the veterans administration
Closing statement:
- Our country doesn't win anymore. If I'm elected President we will win and we will win and we will win
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
I think the perfect scenario is for both candidates to disappear until December.
Agreed, changed in the original. And thanks for bringing up Ivanka's snatch, the image goes in the bank.
Uncle CornCob
Footballguy
cstu
Footballguy
ffldrew
Footballguy
It's pretty simple - each time Trump just spouts off some non-sequitur like idea - "Believe me we are going to do this or that" without any substance or details - Hillary should just rebut after the first one and announce that - "America that was 1 - an idea from Trump without any specifics on how he will do it or pay for it- and he will have more and I'll help you keep count. Lets see how many he has tonight"
And as the debate continues and you get all his wacky ideas without any backing and all Hillary just has to do is keep adding up the numbers.
And as the debate continues and you get all his wacky ideas without any backing and all Hillary just has to do is keep adding up the numbers.
Doctor Detroit
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HellToupee
Footballguy
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HellToupee
Footballguy
its really unfair in Donalds 1st one on one debate he has to go against the most qualified person to ever run for president.Unfair , it really is.
Doctor Detroit
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Yeah, the one that claims people said something they never said. Then he gets all defensive, drops a few insults because he can't back it up, and then starts throwing stuff and crying? That's not a notebook, that's a diary of a teenage girl.
Ramblin Wreck
Footballguy
HellToupee
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
This is like a sports event where all the money is coming in on one side, makes me think Donald is gonna dominate.
whitem0nkey
Footballguy
Mister CIA
Footballguy
Watching cnn: Bobby Knight's nose is identical to the scarecrow in Wizard of Oz.
squistion
Footballguy
You ought to know, MR CAPS LOCK OUTRAGE, who deletes threads like the one on Romney/Trump because you got triggered by people who didn't respect your safe space and said mean things about Trump.
Doctor Detroit
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If Trump comes out to Funky Cold Medina, he has my vote.
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