Flats or Drums (1 Viewer)

[Christo]

I'm guessing you like the drums

I'll grab the one that's closest. You seem to be the guy with some weird notion about chicken meat.

 

[Pipes]

Voted flats but prefer a mix.  I always save a flat for last because they are slightly better.

 

[Moe.]

One's the drumstick the other's the wing. This is not hard.

A drumstick is part of the leg. 

 

[Super King]

They're wings. Who cares. Just ####### eat them, messily

 

[AAABatteries]

I'll grab the one that's closest. You seem to be the guy with some weird notion about chicken meat.

Flats are better - it's science. 

 

[kutta]

The drums suck, I barely even like them. Flats rocks.

 

[shuke]

You realize most wing places don't serve the entire wing, right?  Each wing is made up of the drummette and flat.  

Learn your poultry, people.

 

[Frostillicus]

Nobody likes the entire wing, right?  Nothing is worse than ordering wings and getting them non-separated.  Except maybe the holocaust.

 

[tommyboy]

Nobody likes the entire wing, right?  Nothing is worse than ordering wings and getting them non-separated.  Except maybe the holocaust.

This is how we do it in Portland. The drum/flat dorkfest is foreign.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Everyone loves wings.

Only dweebs from the Hinterland refer to them as flats and drums

what do you call them? not all wings are created equal.

 

[shuke]

One's the drumstick the other's the wing. This is not hard.

You couldn't be more wrong here.  The drumstick of the chicken is the actually leg.  What you are referring to is the "drummette" portion of the wing. 

You really think you're eating chicken legs when you order wings?

Unbelievable.

 

[cosjobs]

Drums.  Well done/crispy.

wtf? Flats are so much better than drums because the drum come from too near the breast and already too dry by association. Then getting them extra crispy makes them even more dried out.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Nobody likes the entire wing, right?  Nothing is worse than ordering wings and getting them non-separated.  Except maybe the holocaust.

this guy knows stuff

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

This is how we do it in Portland. The drum/flat dorkfest is foreign.

Portland is now the worst. Congrats.

 

[tommyboy]

what do you call them? not all wings are created equal.

Chicken wings. They usually deep fry them and coat then with some sort of sauce.  But you get the whole wing in one piece then have to work it out on your own

 

[cosjobs]

Are you a communist (Drums-only) or a #######ed American Patriot (Flats-only)?

Truth be told, the thigh oyster is the best bite on a chicken.

 

[cosjobs]

Who am i to deny either. 

As long as they are well done.  

I assume you meant to say done well.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Chicken wings. They usually deep fry them and coat then with some sort of sauce.  But you get the whole wing in one piece then have to work it out on your own

awful. that's how Hooters serves them.

have you had the food at Hooters? It's pretty terrible.

 

[shuke]

Anatomy lesson

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Flats are easily better when the wings are scrawny and unsubstantial. Go to get fat wings and you choose drums, because that ? is ?? 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Truth be told, the thigh oyster is the best bite on a chicken.

And on a woman 

 

[shuke]

All the segments make up the wing.

Calling the flat the "wing" would be like calling your forearm your arm but saying your upper arm is not the arm.

 

[tommyboy]

awful. that's how Hooters serves them.

have you had the food at Hooters? It's pretty terrible.

This place is unbelievable 

http://static.politico.com/capny/files/a-matos-pokpok.jpg

Pok Pok

 

[cosjobs]

Why would anyone wanna fight a flat when they can destroy some drums?

A pro can deftly exorcise one of the flat bones and destroy the double- bonus (more crispy skin/ moister meat) goodness of the flat in a single, succulent bite.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

This place is unbelievable 

http://static.politico.com/capny/files/a-matos-pokpok.jpg

Pok Pok

Bro, I've eaten at Pok Pok multiple times.

not really the same sport.

you think people in here are talking about wings from a fancy Thai restaruant?

 

[cosjobs]

This place is unbelievable 

http://static.politico.com/capny/files/a-matos-pokpok.jpg

Pok Pok

You had to go to Politico to find a suitable wing pic? I'd have thought you started with Briebart and RedState

 

[cosjobs]

All the segments make up the wing.

Calling the flat the "wing" would be like calling your forearm your arm but saying your upper arm is not the arm.

And like your penis, we assume the tip wasn't really needed.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

This place is unbelievable 

http://static.politico.com/capny/files/a-matos-pokpok.jpg

Pok Pok

Im not reading fake ? wing stories, this is serious business. 

 

[cosjobs]

Usually order boneless. Prefer flats to drums.

Not sure you deserve flats

 

[Frostillicus]

Chicken wings. They usually deep fry them and coat then with some sort of sauce.  But you get the whole wing in one piece then have to work it out on your own

This is seriously ####### awful.  I'd rather eat boneless.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Only Rude and Cos are actually taking this topic seriously. Shame on the rest of you.  

 

[cosjobs]

Several places will let you pay an up-charge to get all of one or the other.  What kind of crazy person would pay extra for all drums???

The same guys who pony up extra for a box of chicken "all white"

 

[cosjobs]

Only Rude and Cos are actually taking this topic seriously. Shame on the rest of you.  

Not coincidentally, we're both flat guys

 

[Doctor Detroit]

This is seriously ####### awful.  I'd rather eat boneless.

I'd rather eat a pony than eat boneless. Mark your time. 

 

[Frostillicus]

awful. that's how Hooters serves them.

have you had the food at Hooters? It's pretty terrible.

One time I was in Paramus, NJ.  The Twins were playing the Yankees and the stupid hotel didn't have YES or whatever gay network the dumb yankees are on.  I googled sports bars in the area and the only one even close was a Hooters.  I said #### it, I haven't been to a Hooters in like forever so what the hell.  Got some wings.  Watched some Twins.  Saw several loner types in sweat pants being creepy.  Checked out some boobs.  Read the waitress's shirts that said "tacky, yet unrefined" which filled me with rage because that doesn't make any sense.  Got the wings.  Non-separated.  Ugh.  Tasted awful.  Just a horrible experience.  Then the boss was like, "dude, you can't expense hooters."  So I said "man it was the only the place in the area with the Twins game." So he said "ok just this once."

 

[cosjobs]

I just called them the wing or drum unsure

I prefer the non drum

Not sure if you deserve flats, either

 

[Frostillicus]

Only Rude and Cos are actually taking this topic seriously. Shame on the rest of you.  

gfym

 

[Christo]

You couldn't be more wrong here.  The drumstick of the chicken is the actually leg.  What you are referring to is the "drummette" portion of the wing. 

You really think you're eating chicken legs when you order wings?

Unbelievable.

WTF did I say I thought I was eating a leg when I order wings? It's getting to the point I'm thinking this whole thread was set up just to #### with me.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

And who came up with "flats?" I swear I just heard this line five days ago for the first time. Flats are the wings you rubes, drums are drums. Take an anatomy class!!!!    

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'd rather eat a pony than eat boneless. Mark your time. 

Trump should build a wall to keep out scary people who order boneless wings.

EDIT: it should be illegal to call them wings. they are basically chicken nuggets.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

 Christo also on point. 

Keep up the good wing fight! 

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

And who came up with "flats?" I swear I just heard this line five days ago for the first time. Flats are the wings you rubes, drums are drums. Take an anatomy class!!!!    

it's pretty dumb but there's not a great alternative since wings could technically mean both parts connected (which no human should ever choose in a normal situation).

 

[Limp Ditka]

Flats. And anyone that chooses ranch over blue cheese deserves a throat punch

 

[lakerstan]

Flats, well done.  

I was going to say that I like them with a nice jerk rub, but that would have taken this discussion elsewhere.

 

[Moe.]

What do you have againet the whole wing? Twisting and separating the drumette from the wingette is so satisfying. I feel cheated if I don't get the wingtip too. I want the whole damn wing. Then you don't have to worry about this other nonsense. 

 

[tommyboy]

Bro, I've eaten at Pok Pok multiple times.

not really the same sport.

you think people in here are talking about wings from a fancy Thai restaruant?

Maybe I'm not being clear. We don't have wing restaurants in Portland unless you go to pok pok. Certainly don't give a #### about drums or flats. Never go full #######. 

 

[tommyboy]

You had to go to Politico to find a suitable wing pic? I'd have thought you started with Briebart and RedState

Google. I live in Portland and pok pok is THE place for wings. 

 

[tommyboy]

This is seriously ####### awful.  I'd rather eat boneless.

I suppose you wouldn't eat a thigh since it's actually two pieces as well.

FML

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Maybe I'm not being clear. We don't have wing restaurants in Portland unless you go to pok pok. Certainly don't give a #### about drums or flats. Never go full #######. 

GM hits up BW3 all the time

What do you think the W stands for?

 

[tommyboy]

GM hits up BW3 all the time

What do you think the W stands for?

Thats not a viable restaurant. GM is white trash