Found this in my wife's chat log (1 Viewer)

[Josie Maran]

This thread would have been so money yesterday.

beer nails it, as usual.

When in doubt, trust a guy from Ohio.

 

[proninja]

You should have saved enough gold to get the epic mount

 

[Anonymous Internet User]

on a related note, would this exchange signal trouble?

Wife: I so want to cheat on my husband with you.

Guy: Ok.

Wife: No, really. I want to do naughty things to your body.

Guy: Ok.

Wife: I haven't cheated on my husband with another man in months, I'm going to ravage you.

Guy: Ok, see you at 8.

 

[mr. furley]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

Cup half full: if she's a WoWer then she's probably a 4 or lower on the 1-10 rating scale. Hit the gym hard, and by next spring you'll have her replaced with someone at least a couple tiers higher.

 

[Phlash]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Talking about it just shows a lack of loyalty and faithfulness. She's already cheated on the OP in her mind.

 

[Josie Maran]

After being married for 17 years I'd take this as an opportunity to open up the relationship. I get bored with the same piece after 4 months...17 years? Good Lord. Open it up.

Hate to hijack this but hopefully when you get married your wife is more than just a piece.

Of course...precisely why I'm not married. I'm not a kid anymore NC. I'm in my 30's.

Weren't saying you were kid just pointing out the hopeful difference. I have been married for 20 years and still look forward to encounters with Mrs NCC.

I haven't met that one...yet.

Well if you do find her keep her out of MMORPGs. Apparently they are chock full of home wrecking studs.

NCC knocking it out of the park there...

 

[mr. furley]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Talking about it just shows a lack of loyalty and faithfulness. She's already cheated on the OP in her mind.

exactly

 

[proninja]

Let's be real here - the guy's not exactly mystery here, that's probably the most game he's got, and he was probably giggling nervously as he typed.

 

[Josie Maran]

We met these people playing WoW. I had played for a year and had got my wife started a few months ago.

let this be as lesson to all of youseNEVER. EVER. include your wife in any of your hobbies. EVER.

The lesson, as always, WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING.

 

[Saints-Man]

Good luck with all that.

AND

 

[Michael Fox Fan]

To give you all a little more background.To be honest I had an brush with infidelity shortly after my wife point blank told me she wouldn't mind if I slept with someone else as long as she didn't find out. I did ask a co-worker out but nothing ever came of it. I felt pretty bad about and realized what I could be losing by acting that way. I told my wife about it. She wasn't very upset. I guess I know why now.

She was basically pushing you to screw somebody else, so that she could do the same thing without guilt.

 

[jabarony]

Kick her in the box and say

"That's where babies come from, and that's MINE!".

 

[Popinski]

We were all playing in the same guild and liked to goof around a lot in chat. I work with several guild members. Not long after she started playing she buys a web cam and starts chatting it up in Yahoo. When she started talking about fantasy of being with someone else I got suspicious. I started turning on chat archiving. She would come behind me and turn it off.Well one day she forgot to turn it off.

For a second, I was wondering if your wife was getting angry with you not respecting her privacy, purposely did not turn off the IM logging, and typed something that would be sure to raise your suspicions. But given the rest of the story, I guess the chances of that are slim to none.Something I didn't quite understand: what exactly did she pass off as flirting? That conversation you found or just her friendship with him in general?

 

[Chaka]

Uhhhhh... yeah I'm out.

 

[bakes]

She's planning on cheating on you.

With BGP.

This is not a good thing...

 

[Jiggyonthehut]

Cast silence on her. And thrust your claymore of life into other night elves.

 

[RenegadeGM]

Kick her in the box and say"That's where babies come from, and that's MINE!".

 

[Early_10]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

 

[ffjunk]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

No, but do you know the difference between a garden salad and a BJ?

 

[squidrope]

Thirtytwo years living in my moms basement... Don't screw this up for me

TIA

 

[NCCommish]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

How many times did your end of the chat include phrasses like I want you? I'm nervous because I have never cheated on my husband before? Lots?

 

[mr. furley]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

####in Homer

 

[Early_10]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

How many times did your end of the chat include phrasses like I want you? I'm nervous because I have never cheated on my husband before? Lots?

Notable difference.

 

[madhatter]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

No, but do you know the difference between a garden salad and a BJ?

brilliant!

 

[NCCommish]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

How many times did your end of the chat include phrasses like I want you? I'm nervous because I have never cheated on my husband before? Lots?

Notable difference.

Yes it is. I am sure if you found similar phrases passing between your husband and another woman who was somewhere he had plans to travel you wouldn't think it harmless.

 

[adonis]

The good: She's never cheated on you.

The bad: looks like she's planning to. Also, she seemed indifferent to you cheating on her.

The takehome message: things haven't gone beyond the point of no return...yet. Some open dialogue, maybe some therapy, and you can get back to good in your marriage...if that's what you want. I'd just strongly think about whether or not you want things to work.

 

[Early_10]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

How many times did your end of the chat include phrasses like I want you? I'm nervous because I have never cheated on my husband before? Lots?

Notable difference.

Yes it is. I am sure if you found similar phrases passing between your husband and another woman who was somewhere he had plans to travel you wouldn't think it harmless.

Furley edited out the rest of my post. If she had the ticket booked, start the divorce before she does.

 

[NCCommish]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

How many times did your end of the chat include phrases like I want you? I'm nervous because I have never cheated on my husband before? Lots?

Notable difference.

Yes it is. I am sure if you found similar phrases passing between your husband and another woman who was somewhere he had plans to travel you wouldn't think it harmless.

Furley edited out the rest of my post. If she had the ticket booked, start the divorce before she does.

Sounds like the plans were well advanced and she was going despite her husbands objections to said trip. I think whether anything was booked or not is pretty much irrelevant at this point. This was a done deal and she was going to throw herself at this guy to make it happen if need be. Heck she already is in the chat log.

 

[SIDA!]

To give you all a little more background.We met these people playing WoW. I had played for a year and had got my wife started a few months ago.We were all playing in the same guild and liked to goof around a lot in chat. I work with several guild members. Not long after she started playing she buys a web cam and starts chatting it up in Yahoo. When she started talking about fantasy of being with someone else I got suspicious. I started turning on chat archiving. She would come behind me and turn it off.Well one day she forgot to turn it off.To be honest I had an brush with infidelity shortly after my wife point blank told me she wouldn't mind if I slept with someone else as long as she didn't find out. I did ask a co-worker out but nothing ever came of it. I felt pretty bad about and realized what I could be losing by acting that way. I told my wife about it. She wasn't very upset. I guess I know why now.To make matters worse this guy is a 5'5" 30-something balding nerd that until recently lived in his mom's basement.When we talk about it spins things around to talk about what a bad husband I have been.I told her I would leave her if she went. This place is a couple of states away.I know we have had our hard times in 17 years but I never thought it would come to this.

Wow.:speechless:

 

[shuke]

"paging bagger to decipher if this is just regular guild talk or something more serious.bagger to the WoW phone, please"

 

[Foosball God]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

Hey baby, want to go to Aruba?

 

[Early_10]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Do you know how many times I've been invited to Aruba?

Hey baby, want to go to Aruba?

Packing my bag, sexy. Nothing but a bikini and baby oil.

 

[Dragons]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

you'd be okay with finding out your husband was arranging a trip to bang some other woman? you'd pass it off as flirting?

Talking about it just shows a lack of loyalty and faithfulness. She's already cheated on the OP in her mind.

And with her web cam.

 

[Dragons]

To give you all a little more background.To be honest I had an brush with infidelity shortly after my wife point blank told me she wouldn't mind if I slept with someone else as long as she didn't find out. I did ask a co-worker out but nothing ever came of it. I felt pretty bad about and realized what I could be losing by acting that way. I told my wife about it. She wasn't very upset. I guess I know why now.

She was basically pushing you to screw somebody else, so that she could do the same thing without guilt.

I'm wondering how long ago this happened. It could certainly indicate she wanted to do the same, but it's rises to a whole different level if this happened 4 years ago, vs. 2 months ago.

 

[PewterFan]

I'm sure if you drop the motherboard off to a computer professional he can dig up other conversations too. You might want to start building a case against her should you two get a divorce.

 

[Dragons]

I'm sure if you drop the motherboard off to a computer professional he can dig up other conversations too. You might want to start building a case against her should you two get a divorce.

The hard drive would probably be more useful.

 

[bucksoh]

I'm sure if you drop the motherboard off to a computer professional he can dig up other conversations too. You might want to start building a case against her should you two get a divorce.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

I'm sure if you drop the motherboard off to a computer professional he can dig up other conversations too. You might want to start building a case against her should you two get a divorce.

The hard drive would probably be more useful.

bring the fan and the power cord too.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm sure if you drop the motherboard off to a computer professional he can dig up other conversations too. You might want to start building a case against her should you two get a divorce.

The hard drive would probably be more useful.

bring the fan and the power cord too.

 

[HellToupee]

Thirtytwo years living in my moms basement... Don't screw this up for meTIA

 

[PewterFan]

I'm sure if you drop the motherboard off to a computer professional he can dig up other conversations too. You might want to start building a case against her should you two get a divorce.

The hard drive would probably be more useful.

Shhh, I'm friends with the wife.

 

[chet]

I'm sure if you drop the motherboard off to a computer professional he can dig up other conversations too. You might want to start building a case against her should you two get a divorce.

The hard drive would probably be more useful.

bring the fan and the power cord too.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

This is bad.

 

[Billy Bats]

Doesn't sound like the guy was even interested, or scared to death to interact with a real woman. Good chance nothing would've happened even if she went. But if that's what she wanted I would drive her to the airport then ship all her belongs on the flight after hers. If you want to save the marriage, get some counseling, but if she doesn't agree then move on. GL

 

[PewterFan]

Wife (6/12/2008 10:38:39 PM): I may chicken out anyway. keep in mind. I haven't been with another man in 17 years.

Other guy (6/12/2008 10:38:56 PM): true

You have nothing to worry about. This other guy doesn't seem too bright.

At least he didn't say true dat.

 

[boots11234]

Your wife has tuned into a cougar and now she want to hit a level 15 Elf. I'm not seeing a problem here.

 

[HellToupee]

CH should just let his wife get it out of her system and schtupp the guy

 

[[scooter]]

How close was she to going? Talking about it is flirting.

So you think it's completely innocent if your husband says to another woman, "I want to meet you. I want you. I do want you"??

 

[boots11234]

Your wife has tuned into a cougar and now she want to hit a level 15 Elf. I'm not seeing a problem here.

She should be careful. This trip could be a FBI pedophile sting.

No worries here, 15 elf years is like 107 in human years.