Found this in my wife's chat log (1 Viewer)

[QUEZILLA]

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[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

This was a good thread.

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[Linus Scrimmage]

I found this in my wife's chat log

other man: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? my wife: Aight. other man: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. my wife: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. other man: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. my wife: Oh, I like to play dress up. other man: Me too baby. my wife: I kiss you softly on your chest. other man: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. my wife: Hey... other man: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 #### of the Infinite. my wife: Funny I still don't see it. other man: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ##### of the Beyondness. my wife: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. other man: Don't ##### with me #####, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. other man: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. my wife: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. other man: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. other man: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. other man: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. other man: Baby?

Does this mean she's cheating on me?

 

[biggamer3]

I found this in my wife's chat log :(

other man: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? my wife: Aight. other man: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. my wife: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. other man: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. my wife: Oh, I like to play dress up. other man: Me too baby. my wife: I kiss you softly on your chest. other man: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. my wife: Hey... other man: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 #### of the Infinite. my wife: Funny I still don't see it. other man: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ##### of the Beyondness. my wife: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. other man: Don't ##### with me #####, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. other man: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. my wife: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. other man: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. other man: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. other man: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. other man: Baby?

Does this mean she's cheating on me? :(

I new all a long Crimson was fishing but this thread is really funny.I love how he kept posting new details a few days after the thread quieted down

 

[Urlacher54]

I found this in my wife's chat log

other man: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? my wife: Aight. other man: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. my wife: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. other man: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. my wife: Oh, I like to play dress up. other man: Me too baby. my wife: I kiss you softly on your chest. other man: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. my wife: Hey... other man: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 #### of the Infinite. my wife: Funny I still don't see it. other man: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ##### of the Beyondness. my wife: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. other man: Don't ##### with me #####, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. other man: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. my wife: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. other man: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. other man: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. other man: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. other man: Baby?

Does this mean she's cheating on me? :(

I read most of this thread for the first time this morning and this was by far the funniest post.

 

[Linus Scrimmage]

I found this in my wife's chat log :(

other man: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? my wife: Aight. other man: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. my wife: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. other man: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. my wife: Oh, I like to play dress up. other man: Me too baby. my wife: I kiss you softly on your chest. other man: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. my wife: Hey... other man: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 #### of the Infinite. my wife: Funny I still don't see it. other man: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ##### of the Beyondness. my wife: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. other man: Don't ##### with me #####, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. other man: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. my wife: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. other man: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. other man: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. other man: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. other man: Baby?

Does this mean she's cheating on me? :(

I read most of this thread for the first time this morning and this was by far the funniest post.

Even the blind squirrel finds a nut.

 

[jmp]

This is Mrs. Crimson Hawk.

Where's the body?Either she killed him and is trying to look innocent, or he killed her and needs the timestamp for an alibi.

timestamp alibi

 

[eoMMan]

Was this a confirmed fishing trip?

 

[Dragons]

I found this in my wife's chat log

other man: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? my wife: Aight. other man: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. my wife: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. other man: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. my wife: Oh, I like to play dress up. other man: Me too baby. my wife: I kiss you softly on your chest. other man: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. my wife: Hey... other man: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 #### of the Infinite. my wife: Funny I still don't see it. other man: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ##### of the Beyondness. my wife: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. other man: Don't ##### with me #####, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. other man: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. my wife: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. other man: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. other man: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. other man: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. other man: Baby?

Does this mean she's cheating on me?

I read most of this thread for the first time this morning and this was by far the funniest post.

And it still is. Thanks for your contribution.

 

[bigbottom]

bloodninja=SPEED

 

[TimeWellWasted]

 

[MaddHatter]

:wizardhat:

 

[T Bell]

Maybe you should see a marriage councilor. Someone you both trust. There may be deeper issues that is causing her to reach out to someone else.

I'll bet with a little luck and time, they could find a WoW-playin marriage "councilor" who would be uber.

"James, remember to talk 'to' Karen not 'around' her. Part of communication is... LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!"

I found this in my wife's chat log :(

other man: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

my wife: Aight.

other man: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

my wife: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

other man: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

my wife: Oh, I like to play dress up.

other man: Me too baby.

my wife: I kiss you softly on your chest.

other man: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

my wife: Hey...

other man: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 #### of the Infinite.

my wife: Funny I still don't see it.

other man: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ##### of the Beyondness.

my wife: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

other man: Don't ##### with me #####, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

other man: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

my wife: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

other man: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

other man: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

other man: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

other man: Baby?

Does this mean she's cheating on me? :(

Both still rool.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

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