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Friends wife missing since Friday night (1 Viewer)

Fat women love me.  LOOOOVE me.  Let me know if your buddy needs help.  I can probably have her back home in hours - all I have to do is wave my schvantz in the breeze - full-figured ladies can sense it like a great white senses a drop of fish blood 20 miles away.

 
I'm sure with your brainpower you would have eventually deduced that NY is a state.
And I am sure Mr.Genius you will at some point figure out that you told us your friend lives in the State of New York. 

There are those that are socially awkward. But, you take it to the next level by being socially inept. 

 
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So the trolls can message him on FB and show them this thread?

Sure I'll get right on it
He's not saying to give the name out.  He's asking you to do the google search and tell us if there were any stories on it.  Don't have to link them or anything.

 
Could you at least Google her name and tell us if it popped up in any recent news stories?
So the trolls can message him on FB and show them this thread?

Sure I'll get right on it
What the hell are you talking about? Just Google her freaking name and give us an update. We don't need to actually know what her name is, nor do we need to know your former buddy's Facebook username.

 
Also, don't reach out to him again on it.  You've let him know you're there and that he can reach out of he needs it.

 
What the hell are you talking about? Just Google her freaking name and give us an update. We don't need to actually know what her name is, nor do we need to know your former buddy's Facebook username.
I apologize if I was curt. I wasn't clear on what you were asking.

No I do not see it in the news.

 
You guys should have let this one cultivate a bit---in the old days, the proper protocol was let the OP tell the story, we act concerned, he provides a steady stream of details, which we again act concerned about, but the level of jokes escalates, new made up details are provided, jokes totally overshadow concern at this point, OP inserts shocking details at this point, pic requests exceed jokes and concerns. OP wraps story up.

But noooooo, you didn't let this one grow.

 
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Ever think about getting a life fat man?
Ever think about going to a doctor to try and get out of your psychotic existence?

a)  If you are for real (which I don't believe) you seriously need help

b)  If you are a regular member of this board that has created this and numerous other "characters" and supporting aliases ...and think this is good schtick ...yeah, you still seriously need help.  

 
Ever think about going to a doctor to try and get out of your psychotic existence?

a)  If you are for real (which I don't believe) you seriously need help

b)  If you are a regular member of this board that has created this and numerous other "characters" and supporting aliases ...and think this is good schtick ...yeah, you still seriously need help.  
You are a very disturbed and pathetic individual. You should find something important to focus on in life rather than trying to pretend you aren't an old overweight guy with a mangina

 

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