Been working on predictions more:
- Urine Greyjoy, realizing he has no shot with Dany, offers his ships (And his ####) to Cersei. Because the Greyjoys are good with boats, and the Dothraki are afraid of the sea, Urine does a lot of damage. In the end however, the dragons turn the tide. Dany takes her depleted fleet and heads North to regroup.
- Dany meets Jon around the same time Bran shows up to tell them they are related. Sansa gets pissed and jealous and reluctantly heads south with Littlefinger.
- Jamie and Bronn kill Cersei and are forced to take the black. On the way North he meets Jon and Dany who pardon him. Jamie joins up with them. A nice tearful reunion with Tyrion takes place. Beer is drunk, whores are ####ed.
- The white walkers start invading places south of the wall. The night's watch is decimated. Jon, Dany, and crew decide to take their army South to regroup.
- Arya continues her list and then reunites with the Hound. He cusses a lot and Arya doesnt kill him. They end up joining with Jon and Dany.
- Meanwhile in KL, Littlefinger has weaseled his way into the iron throne with help from the red witch, Melissa Anders. Varys marches ahead of the group and kills LF. Davos kills the red witch. Jon and Dany arrive and they want to make Jon the king. At first people say "but he's a Stark ******* he has no claim". Then Maester Sam shows up with a book that proves Jon's lineage and he says "oh no you di-int!". Jon ultimately says he doesnt want the throne and bows to Queen Dany instead.
- A despondent Sansa falls in love with Tyrion, recalling that he's the only dude to ever treat her good. Tyrion says something profound like "I've had whores from the wall all the way to Mereen, but you m'lady, are the fairest of all of them." They have sex.
- The ultimate battle with the white walkers takes place. Jamie, Bronn, Davos die in combat. The dragons do lots of damage but are killed. Bran worgs into the future and sees the white walkers' plans which helps Jon and his army set a trap and wipe them all out.