Or Cersei. Would love it if she 'wins' but ultimately there's nothing left. Her kingdom is ruined and everyone she ever loved is dead.
"They're all gone. My children. My brother. My brother's engorged manmeat.
But I have my throne. And, hey... what's that? What a strange little Inn."
"M'lady. Please, come inside. I have some delicious kidney pies, and I'm sure I could find someplace warm for you to sleep."
After partaking of the most delicious food she'd eaten in years, the Queen's eyes lock with those of the chef. They make passionate love on the table, and he never stops eating (not a euphemism) the entire time
*Cut away to a small wedding ceremony in King's Landing, where the only 100 survivors left in Westeros are making merry. They haul the newlyweds off to their bedroom and wait like the little pervs they are to hear the stifled moans and screams of passion that can only mean consummation.*
As the party winds down, ships can be seen on the horizon. They fly a banner with a broken sword. As they make port, the mass of former sellswords and Meereenese pour into the city, slaughtering the remaining Westerosi citizens. Finally, they reach the Red Keep. As they attempt to break down the door, Cersei is wailing. She has finally found true happiness with this wonderful man, and now it's going to end on the very night they wed.
As the door splinters and the Second Sons come pouring into the room, Daario wraps his hands around Cersei's neck, while the others grab her new husband and drag him out of the room. As Cersei's body lies there limp, Daario confronts "the King" and asks him to answer for what has happened here. Instead, our hero simply offers the men a loaf of his fresh baked bread. Upon taking a bite, the men immediately bend a knee and proclaim, "LONG LIVE HOT PIE OF HOUSE LOMMY, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS, AND THE FIRST MEN, LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, AND PROTECTOR/BAKER OF THE REALM!!"