They should put a pie in the endzone.notice how the chubby kids dont run as fast as the skinny kids?
No kidding, I would have expected that truck to lower his shoulder. He didn't mind doing it in college.I've never seen a 400lb man slide before
Why is there a linebacker defensive lineman taking the snaps?
They should put a pie in the endzone.notice how the chubby kids dont run as fast as the skinny kids?

I was informed there would be punch and pie.They should put a pie in the endzone.notice how the chubby kids dont run as fast as the skinny kids?
I want them to get the ball back so we can see him again.I remember seeing a high school team once that had a 300 pounder that played QB on offense and DT on defense. Damn good passer, too. Kinda freaked me out.
Does the Dallas defense blow or what? I thought they would be really good. They suck. I loved all this talk about how much better the Cowboys would be with Wade Phillips in place of Parcells. I thought the D would be more aggressive. They just really stink.If Dallas finds a DEF they could be dominant. However that is a BIG if right now.
FREE HAT! FREE HAT!I was informed there would be punch and pie.They should put a pie in the endzone.notice how the chubby kids dont run as fast as the skinny kids?
They should put a pie in the endzone.notice how the chubby kids dont run as fast as the skinny kids?
can you say incentive!!!All will change when Newman comes back, he's only the best player on this team and one of the top corners in the NFL.Does the Dallas defense blow or what? I thought they would be really good. They suck. I loved all this talk about how much better the Cowboys would be with Wade Phillips in place of Parcells. I thought the D would be more aggressive. They just really stink.If Dallas finds a DEF they could be dominant. However that is a BIG if right now.
(Double)Quarter(pounder with cheese)back?In France they would just call him a "Royale"Quarter(got)back
Almost 450 yards of offense & 35 points for the Giants who are running with Ward & featuring Toomer more than Shockey.Does the Dallas defense blow or what? I thought they would be really good. They suck. I loved all this talk about how much better the Cowboys would be with Wade Phillips in place of Parcells. I thought the D would be more aggressive. They just really stink.If Dallas finds a DEF they could be dominant. However that is a BIG if right now.
They even mentioned Romo and Staubach basically in the same breath.QUIT TALKING GOOD ABOUT ROMO AL AND JOHN!

The don't have 2 of their best 3 defensive players that they antcipated having. The loss of Ellis and Newman are huge.Does the Dallas defense blow or what? I thought they would be really good. They suck. I loved all this talk about how much better the Cowboys would be with Wade Phillips in place of Parcells. I thought the D would be more aggressive. They just really stink.If Dallas finds a DEF they could be dominant. However that is a BIG if right now.
your starting to scare me.. the more I think about it the more likely that seems..It was wild how the TE's from both teams disappeared after halftime. Maybe #13 ate them?
Missed the Raiders-Lions game, huh?worst display of pass defense i've seen in quite a while
You think that was the varsity?So which Varsity High School team did the Giants import for defense to night?
He was around 280 in college. They called him the Pillsbury ThrowboyHow much does this guy really weigh?
Varsity?So which Varsity High School team did the Giants import for defense to night?
I'm down with the Fat QB. Gives all of us slobs a glimmer of hope. I mean, if he can do it...well, maybe we can too.Nahhh.All you guys crapping on Lorenzen weight are filled with self-hate. I support my chubby QB friend and you should too.![]()
5 catches in the first half, zero in the 2nd. HIm and TO switched roles at halftimeWhere was shockey tonight!!![]()

That's no moon. That's a spacestation!Why is there a linebacker taking the snaps?

PS - I may have had a beer or two watching the Cowboys tonight.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL ABOARD THE TONY ROMO TRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh.Jason Ferguson out for the year. Just announced on local Dallas radio. This is a big loss to their DL, as he's a solid run stopper. As if their defense didn't suck enough.