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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (10 Viewers)

mr. furley said:
for now i've set up a filter to send everything to junk

and now that i think about it, i can let the #### sit there and pile up so that i have a record for when it comes to HR time

i've had.......  a problem..... once before here, years ago. i reported it to my supervisor, who sent it to my manager, who sat me down in an office and told me to grow some hard bark and shut the #### up about it because she didn't want to have to deal with HR over it.

feeling wronged, i went to HR....  who went to my manager.. who told me that i usurped the chain of command and i was now on probation. another mis-step would see me in a "review" status which is the last step before being fired.

after that i was refused promotion and my raises went from a paltry 2.5 - 3% down to 0.5 - 0.8% because "business".

i've since changed departments, supervisors, managers and don't report to the same higher ups so, less worried about consequences but also.. fool me once shame on me. fool me twice, i'm out of a job.
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Never knew you worked at Wells Fargo.  Sorry GB.

 
General Malaise said:
Hazel watches a movie in my car called "Inside Out".  As far as kids' movies goes, it's pretty good.  I've never seen it as it's always playing in the backseat which would make it hard to watch while I drive, but I've heard it dozens of times.  Anyhow, Lewis Black is one of the voices and after the family moves to San Francisco and orders pizza with brocolli on it, he says in his trademark voice; "Congratulations San Francisco.  You've RUINED pizza!".   And I laugh and laugh and then Hazel laughs and laughs and well, it's pretty funny. 
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First the Hawaiians, and now you!

 
berndog said:
mr. furley said:
?!?!?!?!! and the creeper nearly came to blows over the combine about 10 minutes ago :excited:

creeper feels the combine is VERY VERY VERY important and wants everyone to recognize that he's right about it. ?!??!?!? hates it and sees no point.

creeper will. not. let. it. go.  every year.

apparently this was the final straw for ?!??!?!?

:excited:
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You need to keep this feud going and get them to brawl and hopefully HR will fire them both.  and video tape it. That would be a big win for mr. furley  :thumbup:

continue to fan the flames with these two and continue to film. mediate, and make them work it out doing stupid competitions like running races and I dunno paperclip sorting. continue to film
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fyp

 
Sweet J said:
Thorn said:
Cross post from Little Kids thread, so much goodness: My link
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:lmao:   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Oh my effing god.  That is too much.  I LOVE the asian mom coming diving in to the room like she's trying to avoid a beating after the interview is over. 
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each phase of this is amazing.

the pimp-walk that #1 kid brings sauntering in.

#2 baby and the walker ####### crushes it :lol:  

I thought it was a nanny- but whoever- doing the starsky and hutch power slide into the room and then just neandrathaling both kids the hell out of there.

 
Foosball God said:
I don't think that's the mom.  It's his undocumented nanny.
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Best part to me was when she knocked the guy's books over, which he had CLEARLY spent way too much time laying out, getting them juuuuust so in order to show off his name on the dust jacket precisely.  Like he was hoping to see a spike at his Amazon store 5 minutes after that interview aired.

Then she just Gojira's it right to flinders while nursemaid arming the kid.

 
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5-ish Finkle said:
Best part to me was when she knocked the guy's books over, which he had CLEARLY spent way too much time laying out, getting them juuuuust so in order to show off his name on the dust jacket precisely.  Like he was hoping to see a spike at his Amazon store 5 minutes after that interview aired.

Then she just Gojira's it right to flinders while nursemaid arming the kid.
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:lmao:  

 
berndog said:
You need to keep this feud going and get them to brawl and hopefully HR will fire them both.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE!?!?!  SKETCHY GUY WHO'S ALWAYS PLAYING POCKET POOL TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF WITH ONLY ONE HAND?!?!?  OH MAN, I CAN JUST PICTURE IT!!!!  YEAH GUY, "CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HIGH PEYTON MANNING WOULD HAVE BEEN DRAFTED IF HE RAN A 4.2 FORTY!?!?!"  CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM SAYING THAT?!?!?

 
Cal jacked up his knee, left one just like his pop, and needed to get an MRI Tuesday.  Also, like his old man, keeping still is no easy task.  So I figure this may be the longest MRI in history but hope for the best.

He lies on the table and it moves him into the tube.  The tech tells him he's about to start and to be really still.  Cal replies "okay".  The machine turns on and Cal starts yelling "wait! Wait! There are lasers in here!!".   He then gets quiet and tech asks him if he's ready to proceed.  He is.

It went shockingly well after that, no interruptions.  After he was done, I put my arm around him and was giving him some trouble about freaking out.  Cal informs me the reason he asked to stop was he saw a sticker by the lasers that read something about an "apparatus" but it was at a weird angle and he at first thought it read "amputate" and they put him in the wrong machine.

 
Paul McCartney, Pete Townsend, and Mick Jagger were comparing gifts that they had received over the years. Paul showed the other two a ring made with jewels cut and fitted into the shape of a beetle and said he had received it from the Queen as a thank you for sharing his music.

They both agreed it was impressive.

Pete Townsend showed the other two a necklace with gold letters an inch high that spelled 'Tommy' and said that he received it as a thank you for composing the rock opera. They both agreed it was impressive.
Mick Jagger then showed the other two a loaf of brown bread and said that he had received it after concerts in Casablanca. Paul and Peter said that it was nice but not as impressive as their gifts.

Mick said 'I know, it's only a Moroccan roll but I like it, like it.

 
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dunno where to put this, but I think this girl from the subaru commercials is really pretty. but the dad in the commercial looks like a former navy guy turned MMA over 40 fighter who will amputate me for thinking what I'm thinking, so I get conflicted watching it.

 
Slammed 3 beers in the airport bar and have  window seat.  Already have to whiz and plane is still boarding 

Proper etiquette ### or balls to face of the aisle passenger? 

 
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El Floppo said:
FFS Furley... we need at least a picture of Can you imagine guy. bring the heat, dammit.
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i'll give you two things

he has no sideburns but standard white guy haircut

he has to pluck his nose hair. not inside the nose. on top of the nose. it's dark and coarse and gets long if he doesn't pluck it. 

 
Ole sweet cheeks couldn't stand the heat in the kitchen. 

Actually the whole thread didn't surprise me.  Alot of men talk down to women and don't even realize it

 
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