GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (7 Viewers)

[badmojo1006]

I've always found my friend incredibly talented... But he's not your"oh, that painting looks exactly like a squirrel drinking antifreeze" guy fo sure.

 

[mr. furley]

@mr. furleyhttps://m.imgur.com/u54ecgR

where was this 20 years ago?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Ken m

 

[psychobillies]

@strykerpks needs to teach this guy a thing or two

Had to watch it twice to make sure it wasn't me in '92.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Morning, Jim Tanners.

I made it back safe and (somewhat) sound from my trip last night. I swear, I could bathe in 1,000,000 SPF sunblock for two solid weeks and still get sunburned after one hour. This time of year must be big in Spain for vacations, as there were more folks from there at my resort than all other countries combined.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

My mom handed me a bag after Mother's Day brunch.

It had 3 beers, 2 frozen corn dogs, and one hat in it.

 

[krista4]

My mom handed me a bag after Mother's Day brunch.

It had 3 beers, 2 frozen corn dogs, and one hat in it.

Go get into your corn-dog eatin' pants!

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Go get into your corn-dog eatin' pants!

All my pants are corn dog eating pants. If you know what I mean.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

My mom handed me a bag after Mother's Day brunch.

It had 3 beers, 2 frozen corn dogs, and one hat in it.

That's a great haul for the 3 beers alone

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

That's a great haul for the 3 beers alone

True. They were Blue Moons.  My wife can drink them.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

True. They were Blue Moons.  My wife can drink them.

You say that now. You'll feel differently if you're out of booze.

Or, at least I would. I'm no fan of Blue Moon, but I'll drink it - preferably mixed with Pappy's

 

[RC94]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver’.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver’.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/420/080/a44.jpg

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I mean what's not to like about my marrying a dude? Hey baby I'm going to the bar why don't you join me? Yes I'd love to go play golf. Hell yeah let's go whitewater rafting. I love watching football with you. Yes let's tear down the garage and rebuild it together. You wanna just chill and drink Jameson? Ok by me.




 

I'm pretty sure that's how it works. 

 

[facook]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver’.

This is how I feel about the Pinnacle vodka brewery.

 

[strykerpks]

@strykerpks needs to teach this guy a thing or two

This some sort of challenge?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Mrs Limp asked me if I was drunk tonight.

Gave her the Mitch Kramer nose rub and smirk.

i think she missed the reference 

 

[badmojo1006]

@strykerpks needs to teach this guy a thing or two

I remember my first beer...

I doubt this guy knows his name

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

G*ddammit.  I'm going to drink those Blue Moons.  Stupid Uruk.

 

[psychobillies]

Anybody else ever splash their red wine with a little bourbon, or is it just me?

 

[badmojo1006]

So my roommate, nice guy, little slow, buys the New Testament on CD. 21 disks. He is mid-way through the 4th disk and he tells me he is confused because things are repeating

Me: That is weird.

Him: Yeah, Jesus has died on the cross three times.

Me:   Are the first four disks labeled Matthew, Mark, Luke and John?

Him: Yeah?   Oh

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Anybody else ever splash their red wine with a little bourbon, or is it just me?

That's called a Bukowski Bangs a Soccer Mom

 

[badmojo1006]

Anybody else ever splash their red wine with a little bourbon, or is it just me?

Never tried it

Not sure if I want to.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

So my roommate, nice guy, little slow, buys the New Testament on CD. 21 disks. He is mid-way through the 4th disk and he tells me he is confused because things are repeating

Me: That is weird.

Him: Yeah, Jesus has died on the cross three times.

Me:   Are the first four disks labeled Matthew, Mark, Luke and John?

Him: Yeah?   Oh

I like Luke's version the best. Jesus takes out like 20 romans with his nunchucks before the subdue him.

 

[psychobillies]

That's called a Bukowski Bangs a Soccer Mom

Oh, thank God.  I thought there was something wrong with me.

 

[psychobillies]

Never tried it

Not sure if I want to.

I don't blame you, but it's infinitely better than putting coke/seven in bourbon.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Anybody else ever splash their red wine with a little bourbon, or is it just me?

Never tried it

Not sure if I want to.




 

Not the same - but the idea of port wine - sweet red & brandy.  Psychobilly - any red & any bourbon.  

 

[psychobillies]

Not the same - but the idea of port wine - sweet red & brandy.  Psychobilly - any red & any bourbon.  

Excellent point.

 

[krista4]

It's Mr. krista's birthday, and he's drinking and typing in ALL CAPS at anyone who dares to post birthday wishes on his Facebook wall.  It seems a little like if Rick the cat (or wait, was Rick the human?) were having a birthday.

A sampling:

YOU CANT EVEN SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WITHOUT CONJURING UP A JEWISH CURSE

BUT I CAN RESPECT A CULTURE THAT COMMUNICATES PRIMARILY IN INSULTS

AND I WOULD TOTALLY RESPECT YOURS IF YOU HADNT KILLED JESUS

I WANNA CONTINUE MY TRADITION OF DRINKING AND TYPING OBSCENITIES IN ALL CAPS AT PEOPLE WHO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY

BUT IT SEEMS WEIRD IN THIS CASE

BECAUSE I DONT KNOW YOU VERY WELL

AND YOU SEEM SO NICE

AND ALL MY FRIENDS LOVE YOU

SO THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES

YOU MISERABLE WHORE

THERE IS A LADY IN PORT LUDLOW WASHINGTON WHO LOOKS A LOT LIKE YOU

I FORGET HER NAME AND CALLING HER "OTHER MONICA" IS RUDE

SO I CALL HER KEVIN

THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES 

IM DRINKING

IM GONNA RUN OUT OF CAPS BEFORE IM DONE RESPONDING TO BIRTHDAY MESSAGES

BUT THAT GUY FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND MY MOM'S NEIGHBOR CAN STICK THEIR B-DAY WISHES 
UP THEIR ###

IF NATE DONT GET CAPS, NOBODY GET CAPS

I TOOK A PICTURE OF A REAL SLUG CLIMBING ON A PLASTIC SNAIL I THINK IT IS A METAPHOR

WE HAVE MANY FRIENDS IN COMMON.  

I HOPE OUR PORTION OF SUFFERING IS SMALL AND OUR DEATH PAINLESS

GO STEELERS!

 

[El Floppo]

His all-caps seem quieter than most.

Regardless...

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

It's Mr. krista's birthday, and he's drinking and typing in ALL CAPS at anyone who dares to post birthday wishes on his Facebook wall.  It seems a little like if Rick the cat (or wait, was Rick the human?) were having a birthday.

A sampling:

Rick is the human. Lou is the cat. 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Repost. Don't care.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

His all-caps seem quieter than most.

Regardless...

He had me at "GO STEELERS!"

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

It's Mr. krista's birthday, and he's drinking and typing in ALL CAPS at anyone who dares to post birthday wishes on his Facebook wall.  It seems a little like if Rick the cat (or wait, was Rick the human?) were having a birthday.

A sampling:

And I sent Mr. K a pic of a swell cake and got no response.  Neither upper nor lower case.

 

[krista4]

And I sent Mr. K a pic of a swell cake and got no response.  Neither upper nor lower case.

JUST SAW IT.

(HE COULD BE ASLEEP ALREADY.)

 

[the rover]

Repost. Don't care.

Sent this to almost every mom I know except mine and my daughter's

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

RIP Curly Bill (aka Powers Boothe)

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Sister and friend went to a concert at Hollywood Bowl last night.  Brother and SIL heard about it a couple of days before and decided to go too.

Train

You heard me.

I gotta be adopted.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

RIP Curly Bill (aka Powers Boothe)

He'll always be Lt Col Andrew Tanner to me, dammit.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Sister and friend went to a concert at Hollywood Bowl last night.  Brother and SIL heard about it a couple of days before and decided to go too.

Train

You heard me.

I gotta be adopted.

Led Zeppelin cover band Train or Drops of Jupiter Train?

It actually makes a significant difference.

 

[shuke]

Sister and friend went to a concert at Hollywood Bowl last night.  Brother and SIL heard about it a couple of days before and decided to go too.

Train

You heard me.

I gotta be adopted.

Guilty pleasure: Meet Virginia

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Led Zeppelin cover band Train or Drops of Jupiter Train?

It actually makes a significant difference.

The latter.  

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Guilty pleasure: Meet Virginia

Good god

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

The later.  

Oof.

I actually would consider seeing them if they only did their Zeppelin II covers (which are surprisingly awesome), but I think they do their regular stuff too. 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

JUST SAW IT.

(HE COULD BE ASLEEP ALREADY.)

i went with happy mother's day.  ALL CAPS

 

[Osaurus]

So did Mr. Krista have some Chef Boyardee treats for the momentous occasion?

 

[heckmanm]

My mom handed me a bag after Mother's Day brunch.

It had 3 beers, 2 frozen corn dogs, and one hat in it.

Stopped in to visit Mom yesterday, sat and talked for a while, then Dad offered beers.  Sure, why not?

Busch Light is why not.  TBH, it was like drinking club soda but with less flavor.

 

[mr. furley]

So my roommate, nice guy, little slow, buys the New Testament on CD. 21 disks. He is mid-way through the 4th disk and he tells me he is confused because things are repeating

Me: That is weird.

Him: Yeah, Jesus has died on the cross three times.

Me:   Are the first four disks labeled Matthew, Mark, Luke and John?

Him: Yeah?   Oh

had to re-read this a few times before realizing you weren't referencing the metal band

 

[mr. furley]

"i'm gonna run outta caps"

 

[mr. furley]

The later.  

the farmer?