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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (18 Viewers)

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Dr Brown's 4oz Bottle & Evenflo Balance Plus 4oz Bottle.

$4

Meridian, ID

Dr. Browns was used once. Evenflo was used several times. Both clean and in new condition. Both $4.
Pick up in Meridian near Black Cat and Ustick.

 
This is actually the post....   with a pinkish/purple lame FB background with several light hearts stamped on the background

To the jackass who stole my jeep, you're a ####....
 

 
Packing up to spend the day and night somewhere in Westchester. Because we had a Hilton voucher. And the wife picked Westchester. I'll get to pretend I live in suburbs when I take train directly to work tomorrow am. Slap it high?

Go ahead and just try to beat that one for fourth plans... If you can.

 
El Floppo said:
Packing up to spend the day and night somewhere in Westchester. Because we had a Hilton voucher. And the wife picked Westchester. I'll get to pretend I live in suburbs when I take train directly to work tomorrow am. Slap it high?

Go ahead and just try to beat that one for fourth plans... If you can.
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Why does she hate you?

 
El Floppo said:
Packing up to spend the day and night somewhere in Westchester. Because we had a Hilton voucher. And the wife picked Westchester. I'll get to pretend I live in suburbs when I take train directly to work tomorrow am. Slap it high?

Go ahead and just try to beat that one for fourth plans... If you can.
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I'm replacing some stairs.  For added fun the steps are nailed in from the side so I have to grind all the nails away with a multitool 

 
I'm recovering after a 10k attempt.  90 degrees and humid as hell. Grilling some chicken ranch burgers and going to have some drinks.

 
Lesson learned. Buy hearing protection for your kid if they have sensory issues. I'm not sure why we never had, but my 8 year old never had problems quite like this before. But we went to a 4th of July parade this morning and they had literally 50-60 emergency vehicles all running their sirens and horns. We had to leave early because my daughter was crying and shaking she was so scared. Fun times. 

Bought a pair of ear protection ear muffs from Amazon within 5 minutes of getting home.

 
GroveDiesel said:
Lesson learned. Buy hearing protection for your kid if they have sensory issues. I'm not sure why we never had, but my 8 year old never had problems quite like this before. But we went to a 4th of July parade this morning and they had literally 50-60 emergency vehicles all running their sirens and horns. We had to leave early because my daughter was crying and shaking she was so scared. Fun times. 

Bought a pair of ear protection ear muffs from Amazon within 5 minutes of getting home.
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can you buy new kids? 

 
El Floppo said:
Packing up to spend the day and night somewhere in Westchester. Because we had a Hilton voucher. And the wife picked Westchester. I'll get to pretend I live in suburbs when I take train directly to work tomorrow am. Slap it high?

Go ahead and just try to beat that one for fourth plans... If you can.
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### metro north

 
Went to Burger King for breakfast, now at Hooters for lunch. Gonna go home and make growling noises with my guitar for a while. Pretty good little holiday. 

 
General Malaise said:
Can you sell used ones?
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If Craigslist/eBay has taught us anything, it's that as long as you can locate a buyer you can pretty much sell any item, synthetic or organic. ( Legalities notwithstanding, of course.)

kevzilla said:
Went to Burger King for breakfast, now at Hooters for lunch. Gonna go home and make growling noises with my guitar for a while. Pretty good little holiday. 
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Why do you hate America (and apparently, your taste buds)?

 
5-ish Finkle said:
If Craigslist/eBay has taught us anything, it's that as long as you can locate a buyer you can pretty much sell any item, synthetic or organic. ( Legalities notwithstanding, of course.)

Why do you hate America (and apparently, your taste buds)?
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I don't know what's more American than eating crappy food from a terrible chain restaurant that will make you fat and give you diabetes.

 
what better way to celebrate the 4th than with a car accident!

jackass neighbor across the street decided that he didn't need to use his mirrors when backing out of his driveway. i saw his brake lights on when i backed in to the street and figured (as we've done dozens of other times) he was watching and waiting for me to drive off before he went barreling out in to the street.

guessed wrong. just as i was putting it in to drive to head down the street *boom* there's my neighbors face right next to my passenger side window.

he got out and said "oh man, i never saw you. i didn't look. i just backed out. sorry, man. i never saw you."

yeah... thanks. 

worst damage came when he decided to drive back in to his driveway, taking my bumper with him. 

there goes my accident free streak.

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mr. furley said:
what better way to celebrate the 4th than with a car accident!

jackass neighbor across the street decided that he didn't need to use his mirrors when backing out of his driveway. i saw his brake lights on when i backed in to the street and figured (as we've done dozens of other times) he was watching and waiting for me to drive off before he went barreling out in to the street.

guessed wrong. just as i was putting it in to drive to head down the street *boom* there's my neighbors face right next to my passenger side window.

he got out and said "oh man, i never saw you. i didn't look. i just backed out. sorry, man. i never saw you."

yeah... thanks. 

worst damage came when he decided to drive back in to his driveway, taking my bumper with him. 

there goes my accident free streak.

####### ####### ####
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Not counting the wife's misadventures, right?

Sorry GB. No fun way to spend a fun day.

 
I may have heard this before, but still hilarious. In 2012, San Diego had a malfunction that caused their entire 30 minute fireworks show that was choreographed to music to go off prematurely with all of their fireworks going off at once and being done in 15 seconds.

LINK

:lmao:

 
Aaron just sent me an email (he got banned).

Aaron said that it was a horrible zoo and that they only had one dog.

Yeah, it was a shih tzu.

Yeahhhhhh!

 
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