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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (15 Viewers)

kevzilla said:
Furls, if it makes you feel any better, my brother is exactly the same way about the Packers.

The closest he's ever been to Wisconsin is Branson. :lmao:  
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bah god, it's remarkable.  

local radio consists of three listenable stations. two sports radio + NPR. i like to catch up with injury news, roster moves, general Packers talk.. even if the local guys are the worst. but it becomes totally unbearable after 1 or 2 callers.

"hey guys, i just wanted to call in and say that the Packers ain't never gonna win a Super Bowl with Mike McCarthy as da coach..."

"they won the SB in 2011"

"oh. well. dey ain't never gonna get to the playoffs with Ted Thompson as the GM"

"they've been 8 years in a row. tied for current longest streak in the league"

"yeah, well, dey ain't never gonna be one of the best teams in the league with this roster"

"uh, they have the 2nd best record over the last 13 years"

"dey should just blow up da team cause dey ain't never gonna win nuttin anyways.. if they could get Nielsen healthy and da two guards or whatever dat got hurt den dey should trade da punter for Richard Sherman to help da defense... and he can be da coordinator because, uh, da guy who coaches da defense.. Chompers or Cuppers or whatever don't know what he's doin or dey would win 16 games a year... tanks guys. GO PACK!"

 
So I've been here 1.5 days now and worked more than I have in a while.  Finally got to the gym tonight which was good.  Not sure I have off at all this weekend, but hoping I do.  Getting fingerprinted at FEMA tomorrow.   :excited:

 
So I'm getting my stuff ready to go to Florida, Texas, or the islands for Hurricane relief and I need some good work pants and the Special Ops guys have some cool stuff.

I wander up to the X floor and talk with a dude I know who has the good pants.  We talk a bit and then he says his boss' office, which faces a bunch of condos with a lot of "activity," is very interesting.  So we go there and he points out a condo with the shades down.  He explains that almost every day there is a 20 something in there getting plowed by one or two guys at a time, and she's prime. Sure there is.  :rolleyes:

So two condos over and one floor down I see a chick walk to the window completely nude. :excited: So I said, yeah there are some boobs there also.  Where?  Are you serious?  He runs back to the office as my top employee and I enjoy the view.  The Spec Ops guy comes back with binoculars, but this is close enough that anyone with say 20/40 is fine. 

So this chick then puts on a Wonder Woman costume, then takes it off so she's totally nude.  Then she puts on another Wonder Woman costume, :popcorn:

SpecOps guy then announces: "There is a dude on the couch in there watching!!!" 

:Silence:

:Moresilence:

She then removes the 2nd costume and gives us a total cooter shot, and this was a nice piece of ###. 

Moral of the story is I wish I was on the eastside of the building. :mellow:

 
Doctor Detroit said:
So I'm getting my stuff ready to go to Florida, Texas, or the islands for Hurricane relief and I need some good work pants and the Special Ops guys have some cool stuff.

I wander up to the X floor and talk with a dude I know who has the good pants.  We talk a bit and then he says his boss' office, which faces a bunch of condos with a lot of "activity," is very interesting.  So we go there and he points out a condo with the shades down.  He explains that almost every day there is a 20 something in there getting plowed by one or two guys at a time, and she's prime. Sure there is.  :rolleyes:

So two condos over and one floor down I see a chick walk to the window completely nude. :excited: So I said, yeah there are some boobs there also.  Where?  Are you serious?  He runs back to the office as my top employee and I enjoy the view.  The Spec Ops guy comes back with binoculars, but this is close enough that anyone with say 20/40 is fine. 

So this chick then puts on a Wonder Woman costume, then takes it off so she's totally nude.  Then she puts on another Wonder Woman costume, :popcorn:

SpecOps guy then announces: "There is a dude on the couch in there watching!!!" 

:Silence:

:Moresilence:

She then removes the 2nd costume and gives us a total cooter shot, and this was a nice piece of ###. 

Moral of the story is I wish I was on the eastside of the building. :mellow:
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So I bet the chicks in the condo have lots of views of military geeks spanking the monkey, too.

 
mr. furley said:
i ####### love football. NFL football particularly, but college and HS as well. 

put football on the tv and i'm watching. good, bad, indifferent, i'm watching.  with the advent of the internet it's become so much easier to follow the news and be an even bigger fan. it's amazing. 

but.. god dammit.. why are the fans so... terrible? and stupid?

if i have to read one more sky is falling, the whole team should be waived, all the coaches should be fired, when will the Packer ever be good, story/comment/response i am going to punch a Nazi
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I love sports but I have come to the point that I can hardly stand any discussion/analysis about it. 

The two hours on espn following a Monday night game is especially bad. Jesus ####ing Christ it's not that important. 

 
Doctor Detroit said:
So I'm getting my stuff ready to go to Florida, Texas, or the islands for Hurricane relief and I need some good work pants and the Special Ops guys have some cool stuff.

I wander up to the X floor and talk with a dude I know who has the good pants.  We talk a bit and then he says his boss' office, which faces a bunch of condos with a lot of "activity," is very interesting.  So we go there and he points out a condo with the shades down.  He explains that almost every day there is a 20 something in there getting plowed by one or two guys at a time, and she's prime. Sure there is.  :rolleyes:

So two condos over and one floor down I see a chick walk to the window completely nude. :excited: So I said, yeah there are some boobs there also.  Where?  Are you serious?  He runs back to the office as my top employee and I enjoy the view.  The Spec Ops guy comes back with binoculars, but this is close enough that anyone with say 20/40 is fine. 

So this chick then puts on a Wonder Woman costume, then takes it off so she's totally nude.  Then she puts on another Wonder Woman costume, :popcorn:

SpecOps guy then announces: "There is a dude on the couch in there watching!!!" 

:Silence:

:Moresilence:

She then removes the 2nd costume and gives us a total cooter shot, and this was a nice piece of ###. 

Moral of the story is I wish I was on the eastside of the building. :mellow:
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you have any connections to move 80K lbs of relief supplies from philly to puerto rico?

 
DA RAIDERS said:
i'll get a pallet of porn ready if it helps
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My agency sent 1k pounds of relief supplies to Miami and it got sent back.  I'm interested to see how all this works, but I'm not all that confident it will be organized.

What are you shipping?  I'll PM you if I can put you in contact with the right people, consider that a promise. 

 
Doctor Detroit said:
My agency sent 1k pounds of relief supplies to Miami and it got sent back.  I'm interested to see how all this works, but I'm not all that confident it will be organized.

What are you shipping?  I'll PM you if I can put you in contact with the right people, consider that a promise. 
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we have everything from generators to dog food and everything in between.

 
Doctor Detroit said:
So I'm getting my stuff ready to go to Florida, Texas, or the islands for Hurricane relief and I need some good work pants and the Special Ops guys have some cool stuff.

I wander up to the X floor and talk with a dude I know who has the good pants.  We talk a bit and then he says his boss' office, which faces a bunch of condos with a lot of "activity," is very interesting.  So we go there and he points out a condo with the shades down.  He explains that almost every day there is a 20 something in there getting plowed by one or two guys at a time, and she's prime. Sure there is.  :rolleyes:

So two condos over and one floor down I see a chick walk to the window completely nude. :excited: So I said, yeah there are some boobs there also.  Where?  Are you serious?  He runs back to the office as my top employee and I enjoy the view.  The Spec Ops guy comes back with binoculars, but this is close enough that anyone with say 20/40 is fine. 

So this chick then puts on a Wonder Woman costume, then takes it off so she's totally nude.  Then she puts on another Wonder Woman costume, :popcorn:

SpecOps guy then announces: "There is a dude on the couch in there watching!!!" 

:Silence:

:Moresilence:

She then removes the 2nd costume and gives us a total cooter shot, and this was a nice piece of ###. 

Moral of the story is I wish I was on the eastside of the building. :mellow:
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There's a Jeffersons joke in here somewhere,  but I'm too damn drunk and tired. 

 
Bob Sacamano said:
There's a Jeffersons joke in here somewhere,  but I'm too damn drunk and tired. 
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"Ill bet somethin' was movin' on up."

"Looks like Weezie is opening up the Help Center early today."

"Willis, you are a dumb honky." (Not really related, but George pretty much hammered this every episode).

 
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Doctor Detroit said:
So I'm getting my stuff ready to go to Florida, Texas, or the islands for Hurricane relief and I need some good work pants and the Special Ops guys have some cool stuff.

I wander up to the X floor and talk with a dude I know who has the good pants.  We talk a bit and then he says his boss' office, which faces a bunch of condos with a lot of "activity," is very interesting.  So we go there and he points out a condo with the shades down.  He explains that almost every day there is a 20 something in there getting plowed by one or two guys at a time, and she's prime. Sure there is.  :rolleyes:

So two condos over and one floor down I see a chick walk to the window completely nude. :excited: So I said, yeah there are some boobs there also.  Where?  Are you serious?  He runs back to the office as my top employee and I enjoy the view.  The Spec Ops guy comes back with binoculars, but this is close enough that anyone with say 20/40 is fine. 

So this chick then puts on a Wonder Woman costume, then takes it off so she's totally nude.  Then she puts on another Wonder Woman costume, :popcorn:

SpecOps guy then announces: "There is a dude on the couch in there watching!!!" 

:Silence:

:Moresilence:

She then removes the 2nd costume and gives us a total cooter shot, and this was a nice piece of ###. 

Moral of the story is I wish I was on the eastside of the building. :mellow:
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Betting it's @Arizona Ron apartment 

 
shuke said:
I love sports but I have come to the point that I can hardly stand any discussion/analysis about it. 

The two hours on espn following a Monday night game is especially bad. Jesus ####ing Christ it's not that important. 
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as a kid, i remember pining for more. we had the local chuckleheads pregame giving the betting lines and the team historian giving some tidbits about past matchups.

then there was the ... 30? minute show with the Greek, Irv and Phyllis. but that wasn't enough.

the 1 hour pre-game and 30 minute post-game recap feels like plenty.  this.... 12 hours of analysis is just too much.

 
mr. furley said:
bah god, it's remarkable.  

local radio consists of three listenable stations. two sports radio + NPR. i like to catch up with injury news, roster moves, general Packers talk.. even if the local guys are the worst. but it becomes totally unbearable after 1 or 2 callers.

"hey guys, i just wanted to call in and say that the Packers ain't never gonna win a Super Bowl with Mike McCarthy as da coach..."

"they won the SB in 2011"

"oh. well. dey ain't never gonna get to the playoffs with Ted Thompson as the GM"

"they've been 8 years in a row. tied for current longest streak in the league"

"yeah, well, dey ain't never gonna be one of the best teams in the league with this roster"

"uh, they have the 2nd best record over the last 13 years"

"dey should just blow up da team cause dey ain't never gonna win nuttin anyways.. if they could get Nielsen healthy and da two guards or whatever dat got hurt den dey should trade da punter for Richard Sherman to help da defense... and he can be da coordinator because, uh, da guy who coaches da defense.. Chompers or Cuppers or whatever don't know what he's doin or dey would win 16 games a year... tanks guys. GO PACK!"
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You should try being an LSU fan.  Very calm and rational fan base that consists of even tempered, well studied professionals that never over react to anything.  Oh, and we love our coaches.  No matter what.

 
psychobillies said:
You should try being an LSU fan.  Very calm and rational fan base that consists of even tempered, well studied professionals that never over react to anything.  Oh, and we love our coaches.  No matter what.
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they were terrific when they came to Lambeau :thumbup:  

 
mr. furley said:
bah god, it's remarkable.  

local radio consists of three listenable stations. two sports radio + NPR. i like to catch up with injury news, roster moves, general Packers talk.. even if the local guys are the worst. but it becomes totally unbearable after 1 or 2 callers.

"hey guys, i just wanted to call in and say that the Packers ain't never gonna win a Super Bowl with Mike McCarthy as da coach..."

"they won the SB in 2011"

"oh. well. dey ain't never gonna get to the playoffs with Ted Thompson as the GM"

"they've been 8 years in a row. tied for current longest streak in the league"

"yeah, well, dey ain't never gonna be one of the best teams in the league with this roster"

"uh, they have the 2nd best record over the last 13 years"

"dey should just blow up da team cause dey ain't never gonna win nuttin anyways.. if they could get Nielsen healthy and da two guards or whatever dat got hurt den dey should trade da punter for Richard Sherman to help da defense... and he can be da coordinator because, uh, da guy who coaches da defense.. Chompers or Cuppers or whatever don't know what he's doin or dey would win 16 games a year... tanks guys. GO PACK!"
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Why local honks allow calls is beyond me.  Our local afternoon guys quit taking calls years ago and it's marvelous.

 
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