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Thanks guys. Y'all are the first to know so if we're friends on teh Facebooks, I appreciate you keeping it on the low down for now.

 
Morning, heck.

Was gonna brew up 5 gallons of an IPA today, but got lazy and didn't feel like doing the prep work. So I think I'll drink some homemade hefe and witbier instead.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
fantasycurse42 said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
fantasycurse42 said:
What the #### do you wear when you go paintballing in 80 degree weather?
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They don't give you coveralls?
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No idea... How much do these things hurt? I was debating shirt, shorts.
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Dude...they hurt. Not like kick in the balls hurt but they hurt. Welts and ####.

You have to remember that 80 degree weather for me is chilly. But jeans and a long sleeved shirt at minimum.

You have to find a balance between "I'm sweating like Woz trying to read" and "I want some sort of fabric armor".
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
Ignoramus said:
I haven't read all the books on it yet, but 41 is widely acknowledged as the ideal age to be expecting your first kid, right?
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Pretty much perfect. I was 36 & 46. Don't recommend the latter, though.ETA: congrats!

 
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Dan Lambskin said:
Dan Lambskin said:
I bought a motion activated chirping bird from the Dollar Store

I've been hiding it around the house to scare my wife
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Bird is working out nicely

Hid it on our bedroom table lamp hoping to scare her at night be she found it when getting changed into bedtime clothes

She brought it downstairs right before we were getting ready for family movie night

Wife: I found your stupid bird

Me: ok let's go watch ghostbusters

Son: is there a ghostbusters 3?

Me: no but they're making a new all woman ghostbusters

Wife: really who's in it,

Me: Kristen Wiig and that one fat slob, Melissa McCarthy

Wife: don't say things like that! That's not nice [slams hand on counter]

Bird: chirp...CHIRRPPP...chirp, chirp!

Me: :lmao:

Also I've now hid it In the cupboard with our K-Cups for tomorrow
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:lmao:

 
Ignoramus said:
I haven't read all the books on it yet, but 41 is widely acknowledged as the ideal age to be expecting your first kid, right?
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Plus, at 41, you have a 10x greater chance of making Twins in her tummy! HUZAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Why can't people take care of their ####### houses? Stressed over inspection. Nothing deal breaking but a fair share of issues - furnace at the end of it's life that is likely leaking carbon monoxide in the garage (big issue but I don't think they'll push back that it needs to be addressed), overflow tank on the hot water heater installed on the wrong pipe, numerous roof flashing issues, numerous siding caulking issues, compromised sky light, compromised seal on basement sliding glass door, mold in the attic crawl space and some others.

Objection deadline was Friday and have to give them 2 days, not counting weekends so have to sit here stressing out all weekend wondering if this sale is going to fall through leaving us no place to live in a couple of months.

 
Drifter said:
Why can't people take care of their ####### houses? Stressed over inspection. Nothing deal breaking but a fair share of issues - furnace at the end of it's life that is likely leaking carbon monoxide in the garage (big issue but I don't think they'll push back that it needs to be addressed), overflow tank on the hot water heater installed on the wrong pipe, numerous roof flashing issues, numerous siding caulking issues, compromised sky light, compromised seal on basement sliding glass door, mold in the attic crawl space and some others.

Objection deadline was Friday and have to give them 2 days, not counting weekends so have to sit here stressing out all weekend wondering if this sale is going to fall through leaving us no place to live in a couple of months.
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gllll

 
lemme guess, god him/her-self reached down with a tornado and flung you to the finish line after 5 minutes.

good for you for doing this- I ate muffins.

 
Ignoramus said:
BobbyLayne said:
Ignoramus said:
I haven't read all the books on it yet, but 41 is widely acknowledged as the ideal age to be expecting your first kid, right?
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Pretty much perfect. I was 36 & 46. Don't recommend the latter, though.ETA: congrats!
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Thanks, GBBL.
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pros- you're much, much wiser and less prone to immature freakouts.

cons- you're much, much wiser and less prone to immature freakouts. and tired.

gl! (fwiw- I was 39 and 43 for my kids... it's pretty great until I realize how much it sucks).

 
Mowed, edged, also rode a bike. weather is glorious here.

Bout to start drinking and watch OUR Portland Trailblazers (who will be lucky to win a game vs. Memphis.)

 
Kitchen renovation starts this week. Bathroom remodels already started. Sweet swinging Sammy Sosa has done wonders with the back yard. Most of the rooms painted and ready. Need to find a hard wood floor guy to refinish all the flooring. Installing bamboo down in the lower level. Three giant trees coming down this week too. Things are moving along...should be into the new place by mid-May. Moving two doors down might be the smartest thing I've ever done in life. Sure as chit wasn't the twins.

 
Hold on, we're just gonna be OK with more gingers being brought into the world?

ETA: Congrats, GBIggy.

 
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Seeing him live tomorrow night for the first time.

:excited:

He dropped out of music in the late 90s to become a filmmaker. Then a couple years ago they launched a kick starter and made a new album last year.

 
huh..,

TIL

hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away...
hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away...
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elderly woman behind the counter in a small town

For the last 22 years I've thought this was "hearts and farts they fade, fade away"

You gotta admit, my version totally makes sense.

 
6 of the top 10 best selling non new release DVDs in the country last week were from the Fast and the Furious franchise.

 
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