Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Nah. My buddy lives over there. Needed to send him $350 for football tix, and thought it would be good schtick to PayPal it to you with a little extra to have you deliver it with some sort of schtickOfficer Pete Malloy said:
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cosjobs
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Rustoleum
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Not going to read all that. But F U in a general direction.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Does that F stand for flesh?
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Anxiously awaiting Guster's recap of the weekend in order to fill in some missing scenes in my memory.
General Malaise
Footballguy
For Sale sign up in my front yard. Never sold a house before. Imagine it is painless and seamless and full of ease.
YSR
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
"Thanks for buying my house. Here are a couple of Duck visors and a bottle of SPF 2000 sun screen."
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I got one gift yesterday. Should have taken a pic of it before I took it home but forgot.
It was an oven mitt with a package of chocolate chip cookie mix and a spatula in it. The tag read "I have to ad-MITT you are a sweet teacher."
That's worth like 3 summers off.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I thought I was supposed to buy a gift for the people who sold me my new house? I'm so confused.
Oh well, the lady died that owned the house I bought, so I'll just keep her gift.
Oh well, the lady died that owned the house I bought, so I'll just keep her gift.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
So I just checked my box. Inside was an envelope with my name on it. I noticed that all the other teachers got one as well. I thought that it was probably a thank you card from the admins or a parent or the PTA. It could have even been a gift card.It was a complimentary ticket to the annual spaghetti dinner on Thursday....that I have to attend.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Woohoo! Free spaghetti!
Henry Ford
Footballguy
You should bring a big bag and take a bunch home with you. A paper bag, though.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't get enough spaghetti. I should fix that.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
FTR I have never used my complimentary spaghetti ticket. About 10 years ago it was BBQ tri-tip or chicken. Now that was good.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Speak with a terrible fake Italian accent all night. And don't stop doing it, or acknowledge that you're doing it. Change the subject whenever anyone mentions it.
"The pasta, it is -agood, eh? The pasta is sooo nice-uh!"
"Oh Tanner, you're silly!"
"I love-uh getting Summers off! Getting Summers off is so nice-uh!"
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Who doesn't like spaghetti?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I like spaghetti. It's not about that.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
Tecumseh
Footballguy
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
So many things going on there.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Maybe he meant this kind?
Cuz, let's face it, I'm betting Travolta has eaten his fair share of flavorless noodles without Kelly Preston around.
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