GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (8 Viewers)

[Captain Quinoa]

New girl at work has a bit of an Emma Stone thing going on.

Frosty> hey

So she seems cool but is pretty average looking?

basically

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm too tired

 

[Epic Problem]

You know what's a terrible movie? "Quicksilver"

Look who finally got one right!

 

[Sheriff Bart]

http://teespring.com/ihey?p=p1

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

 

[El Floppo]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

 

[Sammy3469]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

Look on the bright side, at least you won't "accidentally" fall asleep at your desk anymore.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

That's cute.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I need a ruling, is this actual irony, or just the Alanis Morissette variety?

 

[GOB]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

I sit next to a solid 9. But she is quiet.We all have our crosses to bare.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

I sit next to a solid 9. But she is quiet.We all have our crosses to bare.

 

[YSR]

I sit next to an awesome person and then have my boss's office on my other side. My boss is never here.

Giving me almost total autonomy for my job is just about the worst thing you can do.

 

[gianmarco]

Can anyone confirm if this is Tanner?

 

[GOB]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

I sit next to a solid 9. But she is quiet.We all have our crosses to bare.

Yeah that will end well.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Can anyone confirm if this is Tanner?

Not sure. Is that his brand of colostomy bag?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Can anyone confirm if this is Tanner?

Your face should be turned down.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

You guys are in cubes? I'd kill myself I think. I hate people hearing me on the phone. I always have to close my door if I'm making a call that I know is more than a short conversation.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm all for ripping on Tanner, but let's at least update the material a bit.

 

[Annyong]

British cigarettes even think Tanner is gay

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

You guys are in cubes? I'd kill myself I think. I hate people hearing me on the phone. I always have to close my door if I'm making a call that I know is more than a short conversation.

Yeah it kind of sucks...I'll grab a Conf room sometimes but usually just do calls from my desk. I'm a loud talker too

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

British cigarettes even think Tanner is gay

http://webmedia.med.cornell.edu/cornellsurgery/i/burn_center.jpg

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

You guys are in cubes? I'd kill myself I think. I hate people hearing me on the phone. I always have to close my door if I'm making a call that I know is more than a short conversation.

LOOK AT ME I HAVE AN OFFICE

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

She would fit in well here

This is why you hire someone young with a dirty mind to proofread your school's yearbook.

 

[El Floppo]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

You guys are in cubes? I'd kill myself I think. I hate people hearing me on the phone. I always have to close my door if I'm making a call that I know is more than a short conversation.

Open studio in design team 'pods' of 4- no doors, no walls, except for boss and finance office. I hear everything everybody says on the phone.

 

[General Malaise]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

That's cute.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thanks to "Deliverance", hillbilly rapists have had to ramp up their game.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Can anyone confirm if this is Tanner?

Not sure. Is that his brand of colostomy bag?

He is a double A

 

[General Malaise]

I sit next to the guy who handles our shipping and recieving. Apparently the doorbell wasn't loud enough so they've installed a NEW REALLY LOUD DOORBELL right above my desk

I sit next to a moron. not sure which is worse, but at least the moron shuts up periodically.

You guys are in cubes? I'd kill myself I think. I hate people hearing me on the phone. I always have to close my door if I'm making a call that I know is more than a short conversation.

Me too. I'm more of a field the call on my cell phone and walk around the warehouses kind of guy.

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks to "Deliverance", hillbilly rapists have had to ramp up their game.

WTF....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Thanks to "Deliverance", hillbilly rapists have had to ramp up their game.

WTF....

I thought that was footage from Scupper's place.

 

[General Malaise]

Thanks to "Deliverance", hillbilly rapists have had to ramp up their game.

WTF....

I thought that was footage from Scupper's place.

Pretty close. Jeep probably pulled a dozen pranks like this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"prank"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Apparently this is the largest wave ever surfed

Best comment from reddit "The white streak he leaves in his wake is from his gigantic d ick dragging through the water."

 

[General Malaise]

Apparently this is the largest wave ever surfed

Best comment from reddit "The white streak he leaves in his wake is from his gigantic d ick dragging through the water."

He's not coming back.

 

[General Malaise]

If you have HBO Go and you want to watch a documentary on youth sports called "State of Play - Trophy Kids", can you record it on some sort of DVD like device and mail it to your friend in Oregon for meat sticks, beer, cookies or love in return?

 

[kevzilla]

Meat sticks and love are not the same thing?

 

[General Malaise]

Meat sticks and love are not the same thing?

Fair point.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I need a ruling, is this actual irony, or just the Alanis Morissette variety?

It's a gay grinder hardon, two minutes too late.

 

[Annyong]

Page 181, the year Tanner was born! :roarin:

 

[El Floppo]

Apparently this is the largest wave ever surfed

Best comment from reddit "The white streak he leaves in his wake is from his gigantic d ick dragging through the water."

good gravy. any further info on that? because, yeah- like gm said, doesn't seem like the guy was going to make it clear

 

[Frostillicus]

If you have HBO Go and you want to watch a documentary on youth sports called "State of Play - Trophy Kids", can you record it on some sort of DVD like device and mail it to your friend in Oregon for meat sticks, beer, cookies or love in return?

I don't know how to do any of that but you can use my hbogo login info to watch it if you want.

 

[cosjobs]

If you have HBO Go and you want to watch a documentary on youth sports called "State of Play - Trophy Kids", can you record it on some sort of DVD like device and mail it to your friend in Oregon for meat sticks, beer, cookies or love in return?

I don't know how to do any of that but you can use my hbogo login info to watch it if you want.

Wouldn't that be some sort of intellectual theft conspiracy?

 

[UOFI_316]

If you have HBO Go and you want to watch a documentary on youth sports called "State of Play - Trophy Kids", can you record it on some sort of DVD like device and mail it to your friend in Oregon for meat sticks, beer, cookies or love in return?

I don't know how to do any of that but you can use my hbogo login info to watch it if you want.

Wouldn't that be some sort of intellectual theft conspiracy?

I don't think any of us have an intellect worth stealing.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

If you have HBO Go and you want to watch a documentary on youth sports called "State of Play - Trophy Kids", can you record it on some sort of DVD like device and mail it to your friend in Oregon for meat sticks, beer, cookies or love in return?

I don't know how to do any of that but you can use my hbogo login info to watch it if you want.

Wouldn't that be some sort of intellectual theft conspiracy?

Leave it to Frosty to promote stealing again.

 

[Frostillicus]

If you have HBO Go and you want to watch a documentary on youth sports called "State of Play - Trophy Kids", can you record it on some sort of DVD like device and mail it to your friend in Oregon for meat sticks, beer, cookies or love in return?

I don't know how to do any of that but you can use my hbogo login info to watch it if you want.

Wouldn't that be some sort of intellectual theft conspiracy?

No.

 

[-fish-]

Going to my niece's wedding in Southern California tomorrow. Went to Macy's to buy a wedding present, but decided to give her cash instead of lugging a present down there since it's too late to have it shipped. Did manage to buy a new suit and tie for the wedding, so there was probably a net loss of $400 due to my lack of impulse control.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Going to my niece's wedding in Southern California tomorrow. Went to Macy's to buy a wedding present, but decided to give her cash instead of lugging a present down there since it's too late to have it shipped. Did manage to buy a new suit and tie for the wedding, so there was probably a net loss of $400 due to my lack of impulse control.

If you wear the suit to California Adventure it will justify the spending.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching the last episode of Bloodline on Netflix. Started slow but this is a friggin' great show.

 

[Frostillicus]

Watching the last episode of Bloodline on Netflix. Started slow but this is a friggin' great show.

I'm a fan.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

What's a good shtick going away gift for an early 20s single guy moving from Ohio to Louisiana? I was thinking condoms and hot sauce.