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[bentley]

Trying to go from employee 158 of a startup with billion dollar ambition to employee 59 of a startup with 50 billion dollar ambitions. Tpw please.

Wat?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Yeah, don't tell them but Wisconsin is awesome

 

[mr roboto]

Driving through sconny is great. Literally any gas station has beer, local cheese and smoked meats. It's glorious.

You'll never make it here.

I'm from 'here' and I've driven that trip 100 times. Hell a Maple Grove bar got in trouble for illegally tapping a keg of Spotted Cow.

 

[Frostillicus]

Yeah, don't tell them but Wisconsin is awesome

There's kind of a lot of cool stuff going on there.

 

[Frostillicus]

http://m.imgur.com/a/hyQna

Shut up is a great answer to most jokes

Especially your face.

 

[strykerpks]

Yeah, don't tell them but Wisconsin is awesome

There's kind of a lot of cool stuff going on there.

Whoa

 

[strykerpks]

http://m.imgur.com/a/hyQna

Shut up is a great answer to most jokes

Especially your face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZFO8pXuRTk

 

[El Floppo]

http://m.imgur.com/a/hyQna

the last two are great

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

 

[Frostillicus]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

 

[mr roboto]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

 

[Frostillicus]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

 

[shuke]

http://m.imgur.com/a/hyQna

ham contest

 

[mr roboto]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

Yeah theres one within 3/4 mile from our house so I can drink walk there for refills.

 

[kevzilla]

Booked September airfare for Vegas. I'll figure out how to get rooms for 15 cents a night later.

 

[YSR]

Sorry YSR.

Sunova.

 

[General Malaise]

It makes me angry that I can't enjoy Clarence Clemons playing on Secret Garden because some idiot sold the song to Jerry NcGuire. Seriously, was that necessary?

What?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

when you say booze, do you mean beer? you can't buy beer except for the weak mormon kind on Sundays? who's running things up there?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

It makes me angry that I can't enjoy Clarence Clemons playing on Secret Garden because some idiot sold the song to Jerry NcGuire. Seriously, was that necessary?

What?

nobody knows!

 

[General Malaise]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

Yeah theres one within 3/4 mile from our house so I can drink walk there for refills.

But not until like 11pm, right?

 

[General Malaise]

It makes me angry that I can't enjoy Clarence Clemons playing on Secret Garden because some idiot sold the song to Jerry NcGuire. Seriously, was that necessary?

What?

nobody knows!

Did he mean Jerry McGuire?

 

[Frostillicus]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

when you say booze, do you mean beer? you can't buy beer except for the weak mormon kind on Sundays? who's running things up there?

The mormons. Speaking of, less than two days until I get to drive to Utah! Staying for maybe two weeks!

 

[Frostillicus]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

Yeah theres one within 3/4 mile from our house so I can drink walk there for refills.

But not until like 11pm, right?

They all close at 10.

 

[General Malaise]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

when you say booze, do you mean beer? you can't buy beer except for the weak mormon kind on Sundays? who's running things up there?

Michelle Bachman

 

[General Malaise]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

Yeah theres one within 3/4 mile from our house so I can drink walk there for refills.

But not until like 11pm, right?

They all close at 10.

So....if he can't start drinking until 9pm, how the hell does he drunk walk unless he's Thorn's size or drinks like Stryker?

 

[General Malaise]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

when you say booze, do you mean beer? you can't buy beer except for the weak mormon kind on Sundays? who's running things up there?

The mormons. Speaking of, less than two days until I get to drive to Utah! Staying for maybe two weeks!

I'd rather spend two weeks in Haiti. I hate Utah so hard.

 

[mr roboto]

Well #### maybe I'll just stay in Illinois then. Don't really see another outcome here.

 

[Frostillicus]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

when you say booze, do you mean beer? you can't buy beer except for the weak mormon kind on Sundays? who's running things up there?

The mormons. Speaking of, less than two days until I get to drive to Utah! Staying for maybe two weeks!

I'd rather spend two weeks in Haiti. I hate Utah so hard.

I have fun there. We go to the dinosaur park and stuff. Also we have our own condo for the first 6 days so that'll be way better than when we stay with her parents.

 

[General Malaise]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

when you say booze, do you mean beer? you can't buy beer except for the weak mormon kind on Sundays? who's running things up there?

The mormons. Speaking of, less than two days until I get to drive to Utah! Staying for maybe two weeks!

I'd rather spend two weeks in Haiti. I hate Utah so hard.

I have fun there. We go to the dinosaur park and stuff. Also we have our own condo for the first 6 days so that'll be way better than when we stay with her parents.

Salt Lake?

I hated my drive through there and my stay as well but I was also with a miserable mad woman and two tiny kids. Thought the natives were.....odd.

 

[Frostillicus]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

when you say booze, do you mean beer? you can't buy beer except for the weak mormon kind on Sundays? who's running things up there?

The mormons. Speaking of, less than two days until I get to drive to Utah! Staying for maybe two weeks!

I'd rather spend two weeks in Haiti. I hate Utah so hard.

I have fun there. We go to the dinosaur park and stuff. Also we have our own condo for the first 6 days so that'll be way better than when we stay with her parents.

Salt Lake?

I hated my drive through there and my stay as well but I was also with a miserable mad woman and two tiny kids. Thought the natives were.....odd.

Ogden, which is about 30 minutes north of Salt Lake. Condo is like 30 minutes north of that so the first half of the trip, once we get there, should consist of a lot of fun family time in a fancy condo with a pool and stuff. Most of my wife's family is weird but nice which can make for some fun times, and luckily my wife freaks out needing a drink faster than I do so we'll get some booze going. I much prefer visiting my family which bascially means going to dive bars, but this isn't so bad. Or I keep telling myself.

 

[Frostillicus]

I've convinced myself driving 20+ hours over 2-3 days with my wife and 2 kids of 7 and 4 is going to be great fun. LOL.

 

[-fish-]

Ask me anything about Wisconsin, I drove 320 miles of it today, now an expert

Minneapolis chicks are quite possibly the easiest in the country, amirite?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've convinced myself driving 20+ hours over 2-3 days with my wife and 2 kids of 7 and 4 is going to be great fun. LOL.

I was going to offer to trade you a DUI, insomnia, and crippling depression but I think I'll keep them.

Jebus.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

http://m.imgur.com/a/hyQna

Shut up is a great answer to most jokes

Shut up.

 

[On The Rocks]

http://m.imgur.com/a/hyQna

crocodooladoo

 

[Captain Quinoa]

It makes me angry that I can't enjoy Clarence Clemons playing on Secret Garden because some idiot sold the song to Jerry NcGuire. Seriously, was that necessary?

This post? No, not really.

 

[heckmanm]

Ask me anything about Wisconsin, I drove 320 miles of it today, now an expert

It blows, except for the cheese and beer. The end.

Except? EXCEPT?? WTF else do you need?

 

[Henry Ford]

"My last girlfriend was terrible except she was hot, rich, was only attracted to me and loved butt stuff."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

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[Annyong]

Do Girl Scout Cookies go bad? I ate a sleeve of thin mints that have been in the freezer for like 4 months

 

[shuke]

Do Girl Scout Cookies go bad? I ate a sleeve of thin mints that have been in the freezer for like 4 months

Would probably keep good in the freezer for 5 years. Don't think I've ever had a box last 3 weeks in my house.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Is there a thread on the Hold A Coke With Your Boobs trend yet?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

speaking of Minnesconsin, what's the deal with the laws in Minnesota? You can't buy real beer at the grocery store up there?

No

This is gonna be really hard for me to adjust to.

There's a liquor store like every 4 blocks, so that's no big deal. The no booze on Sunday? Big deal.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

On the bus with 70 3rd graders headed to the science center. Pretty friggen awesome.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've convinced myself driving 20+ hours over 2-3 days with my wife and 2 kids of 7 and 4 is going to be great fun. LOL.

 

[shuke]

Is there a thread on the Hold A Coke With Your Boobs trend yet?

No. Do it up.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Is there a thread on the Hold A Coke With Your Boobs trend yet?

No. Do it up.

DoneNot sure how long it will last though

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Do Girl Scout Cookies go bad? I ate a sleeve of thin mints that have been in the freezer for like 4 months

Would probably keep good in the freezer for 5 years. Don't think I've ever had a box last 3 weeks in my house.

Thin Mints are basically just "preservative wafers." They would probably keep good in the direct blazing heat of 1,000 suns for 500 years.

So, you're probably in good shape.

Is there a thread on the Hold A Coke With Your Boobs trend yet?

This is a thing?

How would one show their support for this trend? Asking for a friend.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Harvard announced on Wednesday that the billionaire hedge fund manager John A. Paulson has given a $400 million endowment to support the School of Engineering and Applied Sciences — the largest gift in the university’s history.

Billionaire Makes Incredibly Generous Donation...To Harvard

I am a big believer that people should be free to do what they want with their own money and this is, without question, an incredibly generous donation, but Harvard already has the largest endowment of any US university. It's $32 bln is more than half again as large as #2 on the list (Yale) and is four times as large as the biggest public university (Michigan) endowment.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Graduation