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It just occurred to me that it's probably been about 5 years since I've had a melba toast. Do they still make those?
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ####in' muscle.

 
It just occurred to me that it's probably been about 5 years since I've had a melba toast. Do they still make those?
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ####in' muscle.
7:15 pm on a Monday night is a weird time to be drunk
NOT IF YOU HAVE SUMMERS OFF, SLAPPY

 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.

 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.
some idiot did line check for him??? at bww?? the horror!!!!!!!! and some dipshiit manager, at said bww, was dicking off and not doing his job??? get the #### out of here!!

 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.
some idiot did line check for him??? at bww?? the horror!!!!!!!! and some dipshiit manager, at said bww, was dicking off and not doing his job??? get the #### out of here!!
Ok

 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.
some idiot did line check for him??? at bww?? the horror!!!!!!!! and some dipshiit manager, at said bww, was dicking off and not doing his job??? get the #### out of here!!
Ok
You have to admit, this kind of behavior is pretty unthinkable for the 2nd/3rd shift "wack pack."

 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.
some idiot did line check for him??? at bww?? the horror!!!!!!!! and some dipshiit manager, at said bww, was dicking off and not doing his job??? get the #### out of here!!
Ok
You have to admit, this kind of behavior is pretty unthinkable for the 2nd/3rd shift "wack pack."
No
 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.
some idiot did line check for him??? at bww?? the horror!!!!!!!! and some dipshiit manager, at said bww, was dicking off and not doing his job??? get the #### out of here!!
:goodposting: I was going to post something like "there's turnover at ####ty chain restaurants? no way." but got too lazy.

 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.
Sounds like a go-getter to me!

We have a warehouse in the back of our office that's about 4,000 SQ FT. It's rented out to a toy company/entrepreneur who has been with us for almost 2 years now. He goes back and forth to Asia where his family lives most of the year. Cool guy, always very nice. But a bit eccentric and I'm sure not the easiest guy to work for. Over the two years, he's had a few employees who do his grunt work in the warehouse. My favorite grunt was a kid named Dustin.

Dustin was employed for about 6 months. Dustin was a fun loving, beer swilling, pot smoking, day dreaming ne'er-do-well doofus from Indiana. He would poke his head into the office and visit with us periodically and as time wore on, it became obvious that Dustin HATED his job and LOATHED his employer. Things started getting heated between them until finally, the owner/employer flew back from Asia to confront Dustin. Dustin was preparing for this meeting like a boxer would prepare for a fight. We could hear him rehearsing in the back of the warehouse, animated, angry, occasionally shouting to himself. It was....it was awkward AND awesome.

So the employer (Cole) shows up, talks to us for a bit, asks us if Dustin has been acting "unusual" and we said "no more than normal". Cole takes a deep breath, says "This is going to suck" and walks through the door to meet with Dustin. After about 3-4 minutes of heated exchange where I think I heard Dustin tell Cole he could permanently go F himself, Cole came back into the office and sat down. I said "Man, that got ugly fast" and he said "well, yeah. It started out calm, but then I mentioned to him that in the future, when he is working for somebody else, it would be wise not to spend most of your day on Ashley Madison under the username 'Mr. Bigg'".

Apparently Dustin was not only actively looking for another job on Cole's computer, but spent a lot of his day cruising for trim on Ashley Madison, despite the fact that he was living with his fiance. Oopsie.

 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.
some idiot did line check for him??? at bww?? the horror!!!!!!!! and some dipshiit manager, at said bww, was dicking off and not doing his job??? get the #### out of here!!
Ok
You have to admit, this kind of behavior is pretty unthinkable for the 2nd/3rd shift "wack pack."
No
Can we get the full laundry list?

 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.
Sounds like a go-getter to me!

We have a warehouse in the back of our office that's about 4,000 SQ FT. It's rented out to a toy company/entrepreneur who has been with us for almost 2 years now. He goes back and forth to Asia where his family lives most of the year. Cool guy, always very nice. But a bit eccentric and I'm sure not the easiest guy to work for. Over the two years, he's had a few employees who do his grunt work in the warehouse. My favorite grunt was a kid named Dustin.

Dustin was employed for about 6 months. Dustin was a fun loving, beer swilling, pot smoking, day dreaming ne'er-do-well doofus from Indiana. He would poke his head into the office and visit with us periodically and as time wore on, it became obvious that Dustin HATED his job and LOATHED his employer. Things started getting heated between them until finally, the owner/employer flew back from Asia to confront Dustin. Dustin was preparing for this meeting like a boxer would prepare for a fight. We could hear him rehearsing in the back of the warehouse, animated, angry, occasionally shouting to himself. It was....it was awkward AND awesome.

So the employer (Cole) shows up, talks to us for a bit, asks us if Dustin has been acting "unusual" and we said "no more than normal". Cole takes a deep breath, says "This is going to suck" and walks through the door to meet with Dustin. After about 3-4 minutes of heated exchange where I think I heard Dustin tell Cole he could permanently go F himself, Cole came back into the office and sat down. I said "Man, that got ugly fast" and he said "well, yeah. It started out calm, but then I mentioned to him that in the future, when he is working for somebody else, it would be wise not to spend most of your day on Ashley Madison under the username 'Mr. Bigg'".

Apparently Dustin was not only actively looking for another job on Cole's computer, but spent a lot of his day cruising for trim on Ashley Madison, despite the fact that he was living with his fiance. Oopsie.
:lmao:

 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.
some idiot did line check for him??? at bww?? the horror!!!!!!!! and some dipshiit manager, at said bww, was dicking off and not doing his job??? get the #### out of here!!
Ok
You have to admit, this kind of behavior is pretty unthinkable for the 2nd/3rd shift "wack pack."
No
Can we get the full laundry list?
Meh, mostly just dumb stuff like screwing up schedules, not hiring people when he lost people in his department, screwing up supply orders, and IIRC he not only went to some employee's going away party (despite a very strict no fraternization policy) he brought an employee as a date.

 
:lmao: some moron that works with my wife, another manager, just got fired (wife just got the email). There's a big laundry list of reasons but here is the capper:

General manager watched video of the guy's shift from last night. Aside from him just not doing his job he had an employee that he is buddy-buddy with fill out and sign this inspection check list that only managers can touch.

AND the video then showed him on the computer in the office for about an hour (he should have been out on the floor) General manager and wife checked the history. He was hunting for a new apartment and a new job.
Sounds like a go-getter to me!

We have a warehouse in the back of our office that's about 4,000 SQ FT. It's rented out to a toy company/entrepreneur who has been with us for almost 2 years now. He goes back and forth to Asia where his family lives most of the year. Cool guy, always very nice. But a bit eccentric and I'm sure not the easiest guy to work for. Over the two years, he's had a few employees who do his grunt work in the warehouse. My favorite grunt was a kid named Dustin.

Dustin was employed for about 6 months. Dustin was a fun loving, beer swilling, pot smoking, day dreaming ne'er-do-well doofus from Indiana. He would poke his head into the office and visit with us periodically and as time wore on, it became obvious that Dustin HATED his job and LOATHED his employer. Things started getting heated between them until finally, the owner/employer flew back from Asia to confront Dustin. Dustin was preparing for this meeting like a boxer would prepare for a fight. We could hear him rehearsing in the back of the warehouse, animated, angry, occasionally shouting to himself. It was....it was awkward AND awesome.

So the employer (Cole) shows up, talks to us for a bit, asks us if Dustin has been acting "unusual" and we said "no more than normal". Cole takes a deep breath, says "This is going to suck" and walks through the door to meet with Dustin. After about 3-4 minutes of heated exchange where I think I heard Dustin tell Cole he could permanently go F himself, Cole came back into the office and sat down. I said "Man, that got ugly fast" and he said "well, yeah. It started out calm, but then I mentioned to him that in the future, when he is working for somebody else, it would be wise not to spend most of your day on Ashley Madison under the username 'Mr. Bigg'".

Apparently Dustin was not only actively looking for another job on Cole's computer, but spent a lot of his day cruising for trim on Ashley Madison, despite the fact that he was living with his fiance. Oopsie.
that's fn hilarious

 
What's the point of managing a restaurant if you can't bang a couple subordinates?
Nobody knows!
:lmao:

I worked at Red Hot & Blue in for a while in Jackson. The manager there was this portly, balding fellow who was just a slime ball. Married, of course, and his wife was nice enough when she would come into the joint. But we ALL knew he was sleeping with the hot - often underage - hostesses that he hired. I think his wife knew too and just accepted it.

BWW is run by women. I'm guessing they know a thing or two about a thing or two that goes on in restaurants all over this great land.

 
What's the point of managing a restaurant if you can't bang a couple subordinates?
Nobody knows!
:lmao:

I worked at Red Hot & Blue in for a while in Jackson. The manager there was this portly, balding fellow who was just a slime ball. Married, of course, and his wife was nice enough when she would come into the joint. But we ALL knew he was sleeping with the hot - often underage - hostesses that he hired. I think his wife knew too and just accepted it.

BWW is run by women. I'm guessing they know a thing or two about a thing or two that goes on in restaurants all over this great land.
i'm stupid. what's BWW?

 

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