GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Boneless wings/tenders w/ Asian Zing AND a little ranch on the side.

Blow me.

(Nick Bakay is cool though.)

What does your husband order?

This coming from a guy that collects dolls.

Yes, I have a hobby with my son where we go to baseball games together and collect memorabilia.

You eat boneless wings with ranch.

Don't try to spin it, Holly Hobby.

Boneless wings with ranch are WAY gayer than bobbleheads.

And he even hates baseball!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWQdEUDuRc

"Gew uhwey"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWQdEUDuRc

"Gew uhwey"

How is this guy still Married ? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbFQhyw-Doc You almost get to see her naked. NSFW language and farts

 

[Henry Ford]

You can only make left turns. How much longer does your daily commute take?

Can't be done. I could get to the main road and turn left, but then every single left hand turn leads directly to the Mississippi River until I run out of gas. If I can add 1 u-turn, it would only take me 5 extra minutes.

 

[cstu]

Not sure why divorced women are such bitter hags. You've got a ######, go use it and move on

Nobody wants to #### them more than once.

 

[Frostillicus]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWQdEUDuRc

"Gew uhwey"

good stuff

 

[General Malaise]

I wonder....is this the first race Chris Christie has ever entered?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWQdEUDuRc

"Gew uhwey"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I wonder....is this the first race Chris Christie has ever entered?

Do pie eating contests count as races?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

Was last season non-conventional? Other than the dual timeline? There was the Carcosa/Yellow King stuff, but it wasn't a supernatural show like Lost. It was just a bunch of weirdos/pedos who believed in crazy ####.

 

[Peak]

You can only make left turns. How much longer does your daily commute take?

Can't be done. I could get to the main road and turn left, but then every single left hand turn leads directly to the Mississippi River until I run out of gas. If I can add 1 u-turn, it would only take me 5 extra minutes.

Isn't a u-turn essentially two quick left turns?

I've always been told that two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. So why wouldn't three lefts make a right?

 

[On The Rocks]

I hate the whole process of having to pull the tack out of the wall, and flipping the page on my calendar.

 

[On The Rocks]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

Say what you will about that thread, the new thread title is pretty awesome.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Not sure if optimum route but all lefts would basically double my commute from 25 min to 50-55 min

 

[Annyong]

My 3 year old took a dump in his little toilet last night. Was probably one of the biggest craps I have ever seen.

 

[heckmanm]

You guys need to use your imagination. I could do it without too much difficulty. Everybody try it tomorrow and report back.

OK, hotshot

 

[heckmanm]

You guys need to use your imagination. I could do it without too much difficulty. Everybody try it tomorrow and report back.

OK, hotshot

If following the road as it makes a 90-degree right turn is allowed, then I could get out, but it's 2 different street names so I was considering that a right turn.

50 minutes vs. 26

 

[mr roboto]

You guys need to use your imagination. I could do it without too much difficulty. Everybody try it tomorrow and report back.

OK, hotshot

Your'e screwed.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Did you meet up with me at the bdubs in downtown portland? I can't remember, but I do remember there was a guy wearing a sun dress in there. He looked a bit like the junk yard dog but in a dress.

Was the word "Thump" printed across the a$$ of the dress?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Oh, and for the record....We have been over this. A "boneless chicken wing" isn't a chicken wing at all. It is a ####### king-sized McNugget.

 

[mr roboto]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWQdEUDuRc

"Gew uhwey"

She's so hot. I'm kinda obsessed now.http://youtu.be/B2dRqXz2Lrc

 

[mr roboto]

She deserves better than him.

http://youtu.be/LbFQhyw-Doc

Bathtub scene at :15.

 

[urbanhack]

regular commute on bike = 15 minutes

estimated commute on bike making left turns only = 22 minutes

 

[heckmanm]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jjWQdEUDuRc

"Gew uhwey"

 

[Annyong]

Gew uhwey

Classic

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think this is right.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

55 minute commute became 65 minutes. And I can't believe I was stupid enough to actually do that (OK, that's a lie).

 

[St. Louis Bob]

There was a company picnic on Sunday that I was unable to attend because of previous commitments. I did win one of the sets of baseball tickets they were giving away. I received an e-mail from this gal, another sales rep that is really the only person I don't like at new company, telling me I won and she would put the tickets on my desk. Cool, whatever.

What she didn't count on I guess is that HR would send a company wide e-mail later in the day congratulating the winners of various items. It turns out I won tickets for a Saturday night game with a premium parking pass. However this broad "mistakenly" gave me tickets to a Sunday afternoon game. So she is either so stupid she can't keep two sets of tickets straight or she tried to screw me over and give the better prize to her friend.

I honestly don't care but it will be interesting to see what happens here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

55 minute commute became 65 minutes. And I can't believe I was stupid enough to actually do that (OK, that's a lie).

I decided to carry multiple 78 pound cartons of legal size copy from my car to a client's storage area yesterday which was about 30 yards away. My back is killing me. And I can't believe I was stupid enough to actually do that (OK, that's a lie).

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

Crazy. That is way more rain than we have had for the past two months.

It has been dry here.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

If you get onto the ark, stop by and pick up my parents, would you?

 

[heckmanm]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

Crazy. That is way more rain than we have had for the past two months.

It has been dry here.

What site is that from? I'd like to see a similar graph for my area.

 

[Henry Ford]

You can only make left turns. How much longer does your daily commute take?

Can't be done. I could get to the main road and turn left, but then every single left hand turn leads directly to the Mississippi River until I run out of gas. If I can add 1 u-turn, it would only take me 5 extra minutes.

Isn't a u-turn essentially two quick left turns?

I've always been told that two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. So why wouldn't three lefts make a right?

Try telling that to a cop when you get pulled over for an illegal u-turn.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

Crazy. That is way more rain than we have had for the past two months.

It has been dry here.

What site is that from? I'd like to see a similar graph for my area.

imageshack

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

IT'S ACTUALLY RAINING HERE!We'll get 2-4*

*mililmeters

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

Crazy. That is way more rain than we have had for the past two months.

It has been dry here.

What site is that from? I'd like to see a similar graph for my area.

NOAA - National Weather Service Forecast Office

Go to the Tab called NOWData.

 

[heckmanm]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

Crazy. That is way more rain than we have had for the past two months.

It has been dry here.

What site is that from? I'd like to see a similar graph for my area.

NOAA - National Weather Service Forecast Office

Go to the Tab called NOWData.

Thx. Here's mine for June

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

If you get onto the ark, stop by and pick up my parents, would you?

I'm pretty terrible at everything I do with my hands. EVERYTHING

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

Crazy. That is way more rain than we have had for the past two months.

It has been dry here.

What site is that from? I'd like to see a similar graph for my area.

NOAA - National Weather Service Forecast Office

Go to the Tab called NOWData.

Thx. Here's mine for June

LOL. Sorry, I sent you the link from Minneapolis. I thought that is where you are.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

Say what you will about that thread, the new thread title is pretty awesome.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Can't believe everyone was making such a fuss over this Mad Max movie. Pure garbage.

I lasted 45 minutes.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Can't believe everyone was making such a fuss over this Mad Max movie. Pure garbage.

I lasted 45 minutes.

98% on Rotten Tomatoes and 89% on Metacritic.

Perhaps it is you.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

GPJ how fired up/defensive do you think we can make Kentucky fan in the NCAA thread?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

GPJ how fired up/defensive do you think we can make Kentucky fan in the NCAA thread?

There are some of them that are literally worse than those two escaped NY convicts.

Can't believe everyone was making such a fuss over this Mad Max movie. Pure garbage.

I lasted 45 minutes.

98% on Rotten Tomatoes and 89% on Metacritic.

Perhaps it is you.

It's a reasonable assertion.

 

[General Malaise]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

Was last season non-conventional? Other than the dual timeline? There was the Carcosa/Yellow King stuff, but it wasn't a supernatural show like Lost. It was just a bunch of weirdos/pedos who believed in crazy ####.

Season two has supernatural stuff? Ugh. Next thing you know, they'll be unleashing dragons.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

Yikes

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

Was last season non-conventional? Other than the dual timeline? There was the Carcosa/Yellow King stuff, but it wasn't a supernatural show like Lost. It was just a bunch of weirdos/pedos who believed in crazy ####.

Season two has supernatural stuff? Ugh. Next thing you know, they'll be unleashing dragons.

Reading comprehension fail.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

Was last season non-conventional? Other than the dual timeline? There was the Carcosa/Yellow King stuff, but it wasn't a supernatural show like Lost. It was just a bunch of weirdos/pedos who believed in crazy ####.

Season two has supernatural stuff? Ugh. Next thing you know, they'll be unleashing dragons.

Reading comprehension fail.

That seems unlikely

 

[General Malaise]

Somebody should drop a nuke on that True Detective thread and wipe out all of the dummies at once. Christ on a cracker.

I haven't started watching yet so I am wondering wtf is going on there. I didn't think this season was going to be as "non-conventional" as last year?

Was last season non-conventional? Other than the dual timeline? There was the Carcosa/Yellow King stuff, but it wasn't a supernatural show like Lost. It was just a bunch of weirdos/pedos who believed in crazy ####.

Season two has supernatural stuff? Ugh. Next thing you know, they'll be unleashing dragons.

Reading comprehension fail.

How so, teacher? I haven't seen any of Season 2 but watched all of the first season. I'm reading Truck's post as if there IS supernatural stuff in Season 2.