GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (9 Viewers)

[sports_fan]

http://i.imgur.com/nQ44eXU.gifv

Rules.

She's out, right?

 

[sports_fan]

You guys need to use your imagination. I could do it without too much difficulty. Everybody try it tomorrow and report back.

OK, hotshot

If following the road as it makes a 90-degree right turn is allowed, then I could get out, but it's 2 different street names so I was considering that a right turn.

50 minutes vs. 26

You're allowed to go down different streets.

I was able to make it to work but unable to park.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wait for it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Awp7v1YIgps

Well, the squirrel probably cares about common courtesy. Someone buys you dinner, you put out.

 

[-fish-]

You guys need to use your imagination. I could do it without too much difficulty. Everybody try it tomorrow and report back.

OK, hotshot

If following the road as it makes a 90-degree right turn is allowed, then I could get out, but it's 2 different street names so I was considering that a right turn.

50 minutes vs. 26

You're allowed to go down different streets.

I was able to make it to work but unable to park.

if I don't have to park my commute is exactly the same. The first right turn I make is to get on the street where the entrance to the parking garage is.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wait for it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Awp7v1YIgps

Well, the squirrel probably cares about common courtesy. Someone buys you dinner, you put out.

(•_•)

I wonder if that squirrel...

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

got his nut.

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

 

[Dan Lambskin]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/america

The turkey

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

If you get onto the ark, stop by and pick up my parents, would you?

I'm pretty terrible at everything I do with my hands. EVERYTHING

You use them to get Whiskey and cigarettes to your mouth like a master craftsman.

True. I'm also still masturbating at a 6th grade level.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB>I need an update on the performance sheets, buddy. TIA. Will answer yours.

They arrived today and are super soft. They are in the washing machine now. Will report back tomorrow.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

If you get onto the ark, stop by and pick up my parents, would you?

I'm pretty terrible at everything I do with my hands. EVERYTHING

You use them to get Whiskey and cigarettes to your mouth like a master craftsman.

True. I'm also still masturbating at a 6th grade level.

So is Homer

 

[Mr.Pack]

Anyone else's wife complain when you leave an empty beer bottle sitting around?

Anyone else's wife female?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

If you get onto the ark, stop by and pick up my parents, would you?

I'm pretty terrible at everything I do with my hands. EVERYTHING

You use them to get Whiskey and cigarettes to your mouth like a master craftsman.

True. I'm also still masturbating at a 6th grade level.

Twice a day into the SI Swimsuit Issue?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh yeah, still raining. Another 2-4" for today and tomorrow expected.

If you get onto the ark, stop by and pick up my parents, would you?

I'm pretty terrible at everything I do with my hands. EVERYTHING

You use them to get Whiskey and cigarettes to your mouth like a master craftsman.

True. I'm also still masturbating at a 6th grade level.

Twice a day into the SI Swimsuit Issue?

6th grade. Not 1994.

 

[tommyboy]

its 77, i'm ####### miserable

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Enjoying a nice, tall whiskey and diet.

#summersoff

 

[Limp Ditka]

That would have been a nice beverage to enjoy with those boneless wings and ranch dressing

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That would have been a nice beverage to enjoy with those boneless wings and ranch dressing

http://i.imgur.com/3wByEuw.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Btw http://i.imgur.com/jJod3oT.jpg

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Enjoying a nice, tall whiskey and diet.

#summersoff

This is happening right now

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Btw http://i.imgur.com/jJod3oT.jpg

Dead Puppet Storage

 

[bentley]

Eddie Harris and Conrad Hilton are the same person?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Eddie Harris and Conrad Hilton are the same person?

Well...yes

But he looks fit

BTW one of my favorite episodes. Black face, charleston, weed...great TV

 

[bentley]

Eddie Harris and Conrad Hilton are the same person?

Well...yesBut he looks fit

BTW one of my favorite episodes. Black face, charleston, weed...great TV

That part was confusing. Most people don't get thinner as they age.

On the post-John Deere Hilton episode.

 

[Frostillicus]

Eddie Harris and Conrad Hilton are the same person?

Well...yesBut he looks fit

BTW one of my favorite episodes. Black face, charleston, weed...great TV

That part was confusing. Most people don't get thinner as they age.

On the post-John Deere Hilton episode.

They do if they get AIDS.

Like you don't know.

 

[bentley]

AIDS Bentley seems to have a lot more options than fat Bentley. Just sayin'.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Eddie Harris and Conrad Hilton are the same person?

Well...yesBut he looks fit

BTW one of my favorite episodes. Black face, charleston, weed...great TV

That part was confusing. Most people don't get thinner as they age.

On the post-John Deere Hilton episode.

That's life. One minute you're on top of the world, the next minute some secretary's running you over with a lawn mower.

 

[Tecumseh]

Doing my karaoke gig at Crapplebee's- the recent play list (all requests):

Fetty Wap- My Way

50 Cent- In Da Club

August Alsina- No Love

Sage the Gemini- Good Thing

Chris Brown- New Flame

Tommy Olivencia- Lobo Domesticado

Don Miguelo- Como Yo Le Doy

Davido- Aye

Do we have a suicide emoticon yet?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Doing my karaoke gig at Crapplebee's- the recent play list (all requests):

Fetty Wap- My Way

50 Cent- In Da Club

August Alsina- No Love

Sage the Gemini- Good Thing

Chris Brown- New Flame

Tommy Olivencia- Lobo Domesticado

Don Miguelo- Como Yo Le Doy

Davido- Aye

Do we have a suicide emoticon yet?

50 Cent--In Da Club is the only song and/or performer I've ever heard out of that grouping.

 

[Frostillicus]

Doing my karaoke gig at Crapplebee's- the recent play list (all requests):

Fetty Wap- My Way

50 Cent- In Da Club

August Alsina- No Love

Sage the Gemini- Good Thing

Chris Brown- New Flame

Tommy Olivencia- Lobo Domesticado

Don Miguelo- Como Yo Le Doy

Davido- Aye

Do we have a suicide emoticon yet?

50 Cent--In Da Club is the only song and/or performer I've ever heard out of that grouping.

You've heard of Chris Brown you ####### liar.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://img.medscape.com/news/2014/am_140326_gun_suicide_silhouette_800x600.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

AIDS Bentley seems to have a lot more options than fat Bentley. Just sayin'.

YOU SHUT YOUR AIDS WHORE MOUTH!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Doing my karaoke gig at Crapplebee's- the recent play list (all requests):

Fetty Wap- My Way

50 Cent- In Da Club

August Alsina- No Love

Sage the Gemini- Good Thing

Chris Brown- New Flame

Tommy Olivencia- Lobo Domesticado

Don Miguelo- Como Yo Le Doy

Davido- Aye

Do we have a suicide emoticon yet?

50 Cent--In Da Club is the only song and/or performer I've ever heard out of that grouping.

You've heard of Chris Brown you ####### liar.

"Heard" not "heard of"

 

[General Malaise]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/america

The turkey

 

[Stoneys]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/america

The turkey

 

[Tiger Fan]

More Corgis!

Please tell me that is your handiwork.

Lol all 10 minutes of it

Way too into Pearl Jam....still.

 

[urbanhack]

Who's in??

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

Yes that. I actually enjoyed it.

I play dugout manager and make sure the next 4 kids have their helmets on so we can get out of there as soon as possible. Brutal.

 

[Osaurus]

Who's in??

Ibiza will never be the same.

 

[UOFI_316]

I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

Yes that. I actually enjoyed it.

I play dugout manager and make sure the next 4 kids have their helmets on so we can get out of there as soon as possible. Brutal.

This is what I did for my daughters softball team (5-8 year olds). We used the exact same lineup every single game, certain girls would still ask who they were after. One game they found a caterpillar in the dugout, might as well just call the game when that happens.

It was fun to see the girls finally figure out how to hit throughout the season. It was coach pitch but they could use a tee after 5 pitches. By the last game we could almost go through the order without having to use the tee, with some girls squaring it up and hitting line drives through the infield.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

Yes that. I actually enjoyed it.

I play dugout manager and make sure the next 4 kids have their helmets on so we can get out of there as soon as possible. Brutal.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating: T-ball is the worst.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who's in??

Looks amazing. http://www.jonconwayproductions.com/last_night.php

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

Yes that. I actually enjoyed it.

I play dugout manager and make sure the next 4 kids have their helmets on so we can get out of there as soon as possible. Brutal.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating: T-ball is the worst.

I thought kids were the worst

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm sure Frosty will be great at it and will find a way to love it, but I suffered through one season of T-ball as an assistant coach and will never ever do that again. No outs. I mean, even if by some fluke of luck one of the booger eaters DOES field a ball and throw it to first where by some miracle of baby Jeebus the first baseman catches it and steps on the bag in advance of the runner, no out will be recorded. Every kid gets as many whacks as it takes to move the ball off the tee until all kids have batted that inning. Rinse and repeat. For as long as it takes.

Yes that. I actually enjoyed it.

I play dugout manager and make sure the next 4 kids have their helmets on so we can get out of there as soon as possible. Brutal.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating: T-ball is the worst.

I thought kids were the worst

Well...yes.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nobody likes yoga. http://i.imgur.com/qBtvSZs.gifv

 

[tommyboy]

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/267340/turkey-day-with-tiger

 

[Seatown Mofos]

If most people are like me, this is everyone's Friday. Not much going on in here. Somebody do something entertaining...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If most people are like me, this is everyone's Friday. Not much going on in here. Somebody do something entertaining...

Today is my Friday. And so was yesterday. And the day before that. And...

 

[Dan Lambskin]

If most people are like me, this is everyone's Friday. Not much going on in here. Somebody do something entertaining...

Today is my Friday. And so was yesterday. And the day before that. And...

Isn't it more like your Saturday?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/267340/turkey-day-with-tiger

Pretty much a documentary.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If most people are like me, this is everyone's Friday. Not much going on in here. Somebody do something entertaining...

Today is my Friday. And so was yesterday. And the day before that. And...

Isn't it more like your Saturday?

Good point.

 

[General Malaise]

Reporting in the American Journal of Medical Genetics Part B: Neuropsychiatric Genetics, the researchers find that among European-Americans, those with light-colored eyes — described as ones that are green, gray, and brown in the center — have higher rates of alcohol dependency than Euro-Americans with dark brown eyes; that link is strongest in blue-eyed people.

“We still don’t know the reason,” researcher Dawei Li says in a University of Vermont press release, but they do know that the very genes that determine eye color are situated along the same chromosome as genes that are known to be linked to alcohol dependency.