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General Malaise said:
Officially closed on our old house. Spent all day yesterday moving. Exhausted, but glad to be holding just one mortgage. And, in a few hours, my checking account will look like Scupper's, though much of that is earmarked to pay off the remodel of the money pit we just moved into.

Wife due any day. Can't tell you how neat that is. Pins and needles, needles and pins. Speaking of needles, my wife told me that since she's having a C-section, she'll just have her doctor sow her up so she can't make babies...that means I don't have to get my balls operated on. Now all I have to do is avoid cheating on her with a fertile young filly and all will be well at Casa Chez Malaise.
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with all the major life changes i'll be surprised if you can find the ####### bathroom in 30 days

 
General Malaise said:
Officially closed on our old house. Spent all day yesterday moving. Exhausted, but glad to be holding just one mortgage. And, in a few hours, my checking account will look like Scupper's, though much of that is earmarked to pay off the remodel of the money pit we just moved into.

Wife due any day. Can't tell you how neat that is. Pins and needles, needles and pins. Speaking of needles, my wife told me that since she's having a C-section, she'll just have her doctor sow her up so she can't make babies...that means I don't have to get my balls operated on. Now all I have to do is avoid cheating on her with a fertile young filly and all will be well at Casa Chez Malaise.
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All 3 of my girls were C-sections, and my wife got herself tied after the third, so I was sparred the snip.

 
General Malaise said:
Officially closed on our old house. Spent all day yesterday moving. Exhausted, but glad to be holding just one mortgage. And, in a few hours, my checking account will look like Scupper's, though much of that is earmarked to pay off the remodel of the money pit we just moved into.

Wife due any day. Can't tell you how neat that is. Pins and needles, needles and pins. Speaking of needles, my wife told me that since she's having a C-section, she'll just have her doctor sow her up so she can't make babies...that means I don't have to get my balls operated on. Now all I have to do is avoid cheating on her with a fertile young filly and all will be well at Casa Chez Malaise.
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Seems like such a fool proof plan...

 
Wifeless and kidless until Wednesday. Then it's 4 days of boating, golfing, drinking...but with the in-laws and kids. Slap it?

 
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Lady friend of mine just made plans for a group bar outing for my next birthday. Curious to see how AngryWife responds to this.

 
Hawks64 said:
Dan Lambskin said:
At a park with a GaGa Ball Pit...anyone ever heard of this?

I assume this was something invented in Oregon?
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Never heard of it...according to some GaGa website it seems to have originated in Israel.
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It's been very popular at my son's Boy Scout camp the past two summers. The troop from Israel that goes to the same camp every summer has also been very popular, but thats probably because half of their troop is girls.

 
General Malaise said:
Officially closed on our old house. Spent all day yesterday moving. Exhausted, but glad to be holding just one mortgage. And, in a few hours, my checking account will look like Scupper's, though much of that is earmarked to pay off the remodel of the money pit we just moved into.

Wife due any day. Can't tell you how neat that is. Pins and needles, needles and pins. Speaking of needles, my wife told me that since she's having a C-section, she'll just have her doctor sow her up so she can't make babies...that means I don't have to get my balls operated on. Now all I have to do is avoid cheating on her with a fertile young filly and all will be well at Casa Chez Malaise.
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gllll buddy

 
shuke said:
General Malaise said:
Officially closed on our old house. Spent all day yesterday moving. Exhausted, but glad to be holding just one mortgage. And, in a few hours, my checking account will look like Scupper's, though much of that is earmarked to pay off the remodel of the money pit we just moved into.

Wife due any day. Can't tell you how neat that is. Pins and needles, needles and pins. Speaking of needles, my wife told me that since she's having a C-section, she'll just have her doctor sow her up so she can't make babies...that means I don't have to get my balls operated on. Now all I have to do is avoid cheating on her with a fertile young filly and all will be well at Casa Chez Malaise.
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gllll buddy
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Congrats on the house, gm. And that with the twins and stuff

 
cos,

my wife is going to austin. it's a girls trip, for a much older friends, 50th bday. ;) hoping she's not on the hunt for chorizo like karpis's wife. but she wants to see you! sans chorizo. anyway,

i'll get you the dates. it's some time in sept

bentley, abe.....advise

 
DA RAIDERS said:
cos,

my wife is going to austin. it's a girls trip, for a much older friends, 50th bday. ;) hoping she's not on the hunt for chorizo like karpis's wife. but she wants to see you! sans chorizo. anyway,

i'll get you the dates. it's some time in sept

bentley, abe.....advise
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excellent. Keep me updated
 
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