GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nobody brought up my pool incident which I appreciated but the 5th grade test cheating scandal that I started was. <_< To be fair, I just trusted the wrong chick. It was a very valuable lesson.

What subject?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nobody brought up my pool incident which I appreciated but the 5th grade test cheating scandal that I started was. <_< To be fair, I just trusted the wrong chick. It was a very valuable lesson.

What subject?

Science. For some reason my desk was right next to the teacher's desk. She would quiz us on the upcoming test using the actual test. She was tricky, would phrase the questions differently and stuff but I could see the test and all of the answers so I wrote them all down. I was showing off and trying to get a piece of ###. Italian broad blabbed to every chick in the place. Wiggling out of that wasn't easy. Got off with an hour suspension.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I shouldve' been an actor but I wound up here

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nobody brought up my pool incident which I appreciated but the 5th grade test cheating scandal that I started was. <_< To be fair, I just trusted the wrong chick. It was a very valuable lesson.

What subject?

Science. For some reason my desk was right next to the teacher's desk. She would quiz us on the upcoming test using the actual test. She was tricky, would phrase the questions differently and stuff but I could see the test and all of the answers so I wrote them all down. I was showing off and trying to get a piece of ###. Italian broad blabbed to every chick in the place. Wiggling out of that wasn't easy. Got off with an hour suspension.

Gina Statutoria?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nobody brought up my pool incident which I appreciated but the 5th grade test cheating scandal that I started was. <_< To be fair, I just trusted the wrong chick. It was a very valuable lesson.

What subject?

Science. For some reason my desk was right next to the teacher's desk. She would quiz us on the upcoming test using the actual test. She was tricky, would phrase the questions differently and stuff but I could see the test and all of the answers so I wrote them all down. I was showing off and trying to get a piece of ###. Italian broad blabbed to every chick in the place. Wiggling out of that wasn't easy. Got off with an hour suspension.

Gina Statutoria?

Oh, you've heard of her.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wish I was hiking right now.

 

[Osaurus]

HFS beer is at Petco Park

 

[General Malaise]

Place hits the market Friday This should be easy and non stressful.

We did this last summer. Worst part was having to keep the house clean enough that we could run out on a moment's notice with the little savages if someone wanted to come by for a showing. So glad that's over.

Yup. Sucked so bad with a 2 year old.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HFS beer is at Petco Park

First time at a sporting event?

 

[General Malaise]

HFS beer is at Petco Park

First time at a sporting event?

Trying to think of a major league venue where beer wasn't a price gouge.

 

[General Malaise]

I guess..... Tampa Bay? Is it because all of the old hebrews? :noracist:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Geographic monopolies are a b itch.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Nobody brought up my pool incident which I appreciated but the 5th grade test cheating scandal that I started was. <_< To be fair, I just trusted the wrong chick. It was a very valuable lesson.

What subject?

Science. For some reason my desk was right next to the teacher's desk. She would quiz us on the upcoming test using the actual test. She was tricky, would phrase the questions differently and stuff but I could see the test and all of the answers so I wrote them all down. I was showing off and trying to get a piece of ###. Italian broad blabbed to every chick in the place. Wiggling out of that wasn't easy. Got off with an hour suspension.

Gina Statutoria?

That ##### needs to learn to keep her trap shut.

Friggin' fifth grade girls, man.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://m.imgur.com/5xHLlfm

 

[Osaurus]

HFS beer is at Petco Park

First time at a sporting event?

$12 a pour is steep IMO. Californians and their fruit laden shandy ####

 

[Osaurus]

I guess..... Tampa Bay? Is it because all of the old hebrews? :noracist:

Left Coast today. Do keep up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nobody brought up my pool incident which I appreciated but the 5th grade test cheating scandal that I started was. <_< To be fair, I just trusted the wrong chick. It was a very valuable lesson.

What subject?

Science. For some reason my desk was right next to the teacher's desk. She would quiz us on the upcoming test using the actual test. She was tricky, would phrase the questions differently and stuff but I could see the test and all of the answers so I wrote them all down. I was showing off and trying to get a piece of ###. Italian broad blabbed to every chick in the place. Wiggling out of that wasn't easy. Got off with an hour suspension.

Gina Statutoria?

That ##### needs to learn to keep her trap shut.

Friggin' fifth grade girls, man.

Her family supplied the Pizzas but she didn't show. Probably thought I was going to punch her.

 

[kevzilla]

Nobody brought up my pool incident which I appreciated but the 5th grade test cheating scandal that I started was. <_< To be fair, I just trusted the wrong chick. It was a very valuable lesson.

What subject?

Science. For some reason my desk was right next to the teacher's desk. She would quiz us on the upcoming test using the actual test. She was tricky, would phrase the questions differently and stuff but I could see the test and all of the answers so I wrote them all down. I was showing off and trying to get a piece of ###. Italian broad blabbed to every chick in the place. Wiggling out of that wasn't easy. Got off with an hour suspension.

Gina Statutoria?

She was named Miss Lincoln, because every boy in the school took a shot at her in the balcony.

/Carson

 

[General Malaise]

I guess..... Tampa Bay? Is it because all of the old hebrews? :noracist:

Left Coast today. Do keep up.

Oh I am keeping up. You're complaining about high beer prices in San Diego. They're pretty bad everywhere. I'm curious where you attend games where beers are inexpensive.

$12 is a lot though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=T-munQUFUVQ

 

[Politician Spock]

HFS beer is at Petco Park

First time at a sporting event?

Trying to think of a major league venue where beer wasn't a price gouge.

Cleveland.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

$13 for 25 ounce cans of beer at the greek last night

 

[Abraham]

$10 for a 16 ounce at Fenway last night.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Hey Pickles, it was as strange as you would of thought. I've come to the conclusion that we're a larger version of IASIP. Most of the chicks have held up well though which was cool.

From elementary school?

 

[tommyboy]

$10 for a 16 ounce at Fenway last night.

1000% margin

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

$13 for 25 ounce cans of beer at the greek last night

Nelson?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

$13 for 25 ounce cans of beer at the greek last night

Nelson?

Please tell me this is real.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

$13 for 25 ounce cans of beer at the greek last night

Nelson?

we went for allison krause we left in the middle of nelson

 

[kevzilla]

GM>Love you long time, but you are not going to win any hearts and minds in that ESPYs thread.

Especially the way you're going about it.

 

[Tecumseh]

Just got caught out on the beach when this rolled in. Had 4 fishing lines in the water, a canopy up, chairs set up. Had to break everything down with lightning blasting erywhere. Scary ####.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

$13 for 25 ounce cans of beer at the greek last night

Nelson?

Please tell me this is real.

Nelson, Willie

 

[Frostillicus]

I just want you guys to know that since I'm coach I definitely make sure my kids always get to play the fun positions at tee ball.

 

[Limp Ditka]

GM>Love you long time, but you are not going to win any hearts and minds in that ESPYs thread.

Especially the way you're going about it.

The majority of the #######s in that thread make me embarrassed to be a Bears fan.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My favorite thing on reddit today http://m.imgur.com/yORtIzX

 

[Homer J Simpson]

$13 for 25 ounce cans of beer at the greek last night

Nelson?

Please tell me this is real.

Nelson, Willie

Damn, I was hoping it was Gunnar and Not Gunnar.

 

[kevzilla]

$13 for 25 ounce cans of beer at the greek last night

Nelson?

we went for allison krause we left in the middle of nelson

Lady Raiders should not tell the walking out of the Willie Nelson show story when she comes to Austin. Seriously, WTF?

 

[bostonfred]

My favorite thing on reddit today http://m.imgur.com/yORtIzX

why

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My favorite thing on reddit today http://m.imgur.com/yORtIzX

why

I dunno. Maybe because I can sympathize with the guy. I would call my wife a hoarder but she doesn't like to throw stuff away. At one point we had so many coffee mugs that there was hardly any room left in the cupboard. I get mugs as gifts from students (even though I hardly ever drink coffee) and people would give them to my wife as well. And if she saw one she really liked at Starbucks, she'd buy it. I counted almost 20 coffee mugs...in a house with one actual coffee-drinker.

Step 1 was that I stopped bringing gifted mugs home. I'd just leave them in the teachers lounge.

Step 2 was throwing away one of the older, crappier mugs away about every 2 weeks. I did that for a couple of months. The wife never noticed. When I finally told her, about 6 months later, she was mad.

 

[tommyboy]

Just don't tell her

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just don't tell her

That was the original Step 2, but he skipped it thinking Step 3 was "Profit."

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I told her to prove a point.

 

[General Malaise]

GM>Love you long time, but you are not going to win any hearts and minds in that ESPYs thread.

Especially the way you're going about it.

I've already got too many hearts and minds.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

It's totally normal to cook a steak at 5am, right?

Good. I thought I might be weird for a minute.

 

[Tiger Fan]

$13 for 25 ounce cans of beer at the greek last night

So about $6 for a typical 12 oz....that seems not bad for an event in California

 

[heckmanm]

My favorite thing on reddit today http://m.imgur.com/yORtIzX

why

I dunno. Maybe because I can sympathize with the guy. I would call my wife a hoarder but she doesn't like to throw stuff away.At one point we had so many coffee mugs that there was hardly any room left in the cupboard. I get mugs as gifts from students (even though I hardly ever drink coffee) and people would give them to my wife as well. And if she saw one she really liked at Starbucks, she'd buy it. I counted almost 20 coffee mugs...in a house with one actual coffee-drinker.

Step 1 was that I stopped bringing gifted mugs home. I'd just leave them in the teachers lounge.

Step 2 was throwing away one of the older, crappier mugs away about every 2 weeks. I did that for a couple of months. The wife never noticed. When I finally told her, about 6 months later, she was mad.

I told my wife she's not allowed to buy a new mug unless she throws one out.

Didn't work, but it at least slowed her down a bit.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I told her to prove a point.

This is never a good idea.

 

[-fish-]

my daughter got stuck in san diego because two planes got struck by lightning and a bunch of planes got grounded.

missed her birthday and cancelled the party I put together for her. sucks. miss that kid.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

GM>Love you long time, but you are not going to win any hearts and minds in that ESPYs thread.

Especially the way you're going about it.

Keep fighting the good fight, GM.

Literally, even.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Does Rudnicki still check in here.

I still need to get my lifetime free membership that I won in the Cav raffle.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey Pickles, it was as strange as you would of thought. I've come to the conclusion that we're a larger version of IASIP. Most of the chicks have held up well though which was cool.

From elementary school?

8th grade