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my older brother married a methodist. there was no dancing and no drinking at the wedding/reception.

my knowledge of methodists is exhausted right there.
There are Free Methodists and regular Methodists. In a sad twist, the "Free" Methodists aren't allowed to do anything even bordering on fun.

 
my older brother married a methodist. there was no dancing and no drinking at the wedding/reception.

my knowledge of methodists is exhausted right there.
Trust me when I speak on behalf of all Methodists that we are generally the most laid back of all Protestants.
I think Episcopalians would have cause to dispute that point.
Still a whole lot of creeds and and chanting and liturgy and all that in the Episcopal churches I've been to.Maybe I'm going to the wrong service but our best friends are Episcopal and I felt like I was at a Catholic mass the one time we went with them.

 
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my older brother married a methodist. there was no dancing and no drinking at the wedding/reception.

my knowledge of methodists is exhausted right there.
Trust me when I speak on behalf of all Methodists that we are generally the most laid back of all Protestants.
I think Episcopalians would have cause to dispute that point.
Still a whole lot of creeds and and chanting and liturgy and all that in the Episcopal churches I've been to.
The services are pretty heavy on the ceremony, for sure.

I grew up Episcopal and my mom is still involved in the church. The American Episcopal church is as liberal as any Christian denomination anywhere, I think. And in my experience it is very accepting. That's nice, even if I don't believe in any of it and no longer attend anything.

 
OPM - Halfway through s6 of Mad Men. This season seems like a real mess. Is that the generally accepted opinion of it?

 
my older brother married a methodist. there was no dancing and no drinking at the wedding/reception.

my knowledge of methodists is exhausted right there.
That's horrible. Trust me when I speak on behalf of all Methodists that we are generally the most laid back of all Protestants. One service a week with coffee and donuts, girl preachers, pretty gay friendly, the whole bit. John Wesley was pretty anti booze but we've gotten away from that. I've had coolers of beer at church volunteer projects.
I grew up Methodist before I deserted and I never heard of anything like the no drinking or dancing routine. That was always the Baptists.

 
SLB, what kind of pheromones were you rockin?
Eau de Bob. Smell the danger.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This was at a winery and probably 70% women doing this run. I caught multiple chicks looking at me and laughing about my shirt during the day but I was by myself most of the time while the girls were doing the run so I just wasn't into getting pics. It was really hot though and I was sweating like crazy. I've read that you release pheromones when sweating and it turns women on so that could be it. Most likely answer is that there were a whole lot of really drunk women and few men to choose from.

 
There should be pics.

There are never pics.
There are almost always pics. Plenty of them on the facebooks.
Gonna need a slave name.
Cat Shirt Bob
Gianmarco posted pics and detailed story about the last time we went to a ball game. BTW, we need to get together soon GB.

Many here have witnessed it in person. I can't explain cat shirt phenomena but it is most certainly real.

 
SLB, what kind of pheromones were you rockin?
Eau de Bob. Smell the danger.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This was at a winery and probably 70% women doing this run. I caught multiple chicks looking at me and laughing about my shirt during the day but I was by myself most of the time while the girls were doing the run so I just wasn't into getting pics. It was really hot though and I was sweating like crazy. I've read that you release pheromones when sweating and it turns women on so that could be it. Most likely answer is that there were a whole lot of really drunk women and few men to choose from.
Oh I'm sure it was the former.

 
SLB, what kind of pheromones were you rockin?
Eau de Bob. Smell the danger.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This was at a winery and probably 70% women doing this run. I caught multiple chicks looking at me and laughing about my shirt during the day but I was by myself most of the time while the girls were doing the run so I just wasn't into getting pics. It was really hot though and I was sweating like crazy. I've read that you release pheromones when sweating and it turns women on so that could be it. Most likely answer is that there were a whole lot of really drunk women and few men to choose from.
Oh I'm sure it was the former.
Bitches love cat shirts.

 
SLB, what kind of pheromones were you rockin?
Eau de Bob. Smell the danger.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: This was at a winery and probably 70% women doing this run. I caught multiple chicks looking at me and laughing about my shirt during the day but I was by myself most of the time while the girls were doing the run so I just wasn't into getting pics. It was really hot though and I was sweating like crazy. I've read that you release pheromones when sweating and it turns women on so that could be it. Most likely answer is that there were a whole lot of really drunk women and few men to choose from.
Oh I'm sure it was the former.
Bitches love cat shirts.
And man stank?
 
SLB, what kind of pheromones were you rockin?
Eau de Bob. Smell the danger.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This was at a winery and probably 70% women doing this run. I caught multiple chicks looking at me and laughing about my shirt during the day but I was by myself most of the time while the girls were doing the run so I just wasn't into getting pics. It was really hot though and I was sweating like crazy. I've read that you release pheromones when sweating and it turns women on so that could be it. Most likely answer is that there were a whole lot of really drunk women and few men to choose from.
Oh I'm sure it was the former.
Bitches Tanner love cat shirts.
*nods* There we go. Fixed.

I'll let him comment one way or another on the stank.

 
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Before all of this happened we were talking to one of the organizers of the event. It was only a 5k but a grueling course. Mrs. SLB's friend frequently does marathons, best time 4:50 something, and was complaining how difficult it was. Guy was really cool and apologetic and explained it was their first time doing something like this and they had twice the turnout they expected. Then his walkie talkie goes off. He apologizes again and says he has to leave. Some guy punched a girl in the face. Mrs. SLB's friend says "sounds like some drunk bitch got too mouthy". JFC : :lmao:

When we got back to the house, I made them breakfast while they took showers. Then I got Mrs. SLB friend high while I also pounded whiskey. She then tells us, in a really funny manner, that the reason she is getting a divorce (and why I was alone, was supposed to meet her husband because I don't hang around my wife's work friends enough) is because her 6'5 250 pound soon to be former husband gets mad and throws her around. :mellow:

After some awkward silence I made a joke about how I'm more Jewish (she's Jewish) than she is. Good times.

 
SLB, what kind of pheromones were you rockin?
Eau de Bob. Smell the danger.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: This was at a winery and probably 70% women doing this run. I caught multiple chicks looking at me and laughing about my shirt during the day but I was by myself most of the time while the girls were doing the run so I just wasn't into getting pics. It was really hot though and I was sweating like crazy. I've read that you release pheromones when sweating and it turns women on so that could be it. Most likely answer is that there were a whole lot of really drunk women and few men to choose from.
Oh I'm sure it was the former.
Bitches love cat shirts.
And man stank?
Yes. I've experimented with this. Sometimes when I get home from walks and I'm drenched in sweat, I'll wipe it all over my wife's side of the bed. :mellow: She's wanted teh sex a good 80% of the time when I did this. :mellow:

:mellow:

Yeah I'm weird but it works for me. :bag:

 
Trying to watch a movie called "Neighbors"... How does garbage like this get a greenlight for production? Beyond stupid. It's been 15 minutes and I'm about to pull the plug.

 
Trying to watch a movie called "Neighbors"... How does garbage like this get a greenlight for production? Beyond stupid. It's been 15 minutes and I'm about to pull the plug.
Because people will pay to see it. "I liked it. It was a good popcorn movie. You just have to turn your brain off for 90 minutes. Durrndurr durr durr durr. "

 
Case in point. Just now in the Vacation movie thread

kutta said:
Saw this today with the wife and daughter (19).

It's not going to win any academy awards, but I expected worse. There were some pretty funny bits, and I laughed a few times. You could find worse ways to kill a couple hours on a hot summer day.
 
Drunken honesty. Been pretty good with girls my whole life. Cat shirts just add something.

My wife told her friend how I was a whore before I met her. Which is true. Never meant to fall in love.

 
JR woke up last night with a bad dream. We were all at church and a gang of dinosaurs broke in and ate everyone.

Need some bfred work here.
Kids should be afraid of dinosaurs but they aren't because dinosaurs are awesome. One on one, dinosaurs can be really cool. Getting attacked by dinosaurs is like the ultimate betrayal because you let your guard down and accepted them and thought they had done the same with you. But dinosaurs are cruel and sometimes they pick on smaller animals especially when they're in groups. So here you are, going to church, trying to be a good kid and do what your family tells you and this group of older bigger dinosaurs is picking on you. Or maybe instead of church you're at school with your friends. And maybe instead of dinosaurs it's actually an old woodshop teacher with four and a half fingers on his left hand and a bad habit of rubbing himself when the kids get dressed for gym class. Or some older kids picking on him. Something like that.

 
SLB, what kind of pheromones were you rockin?
Eau de Bob. Smell the danger.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: This was at a winery and probably 70% women doing this run. I caught multiple chicks looking at me and laughing about my shirt during the day but I was by myself most of the time while the girls were doing the run so I just wasn't into getting pics. It was really hot though and I was sweating like crazy. I've read that you release pheromones when sweating and it turns women on so that could be it. Most likely answer is that there were a whole lot of really drunk women and few men to choose from.
Oh I'm sure it was the former.
Bitches love cat shirts.
And man stank?
Yes. I've experimented with this. Sometimes when I get home from walks and I'm drenched in sweat, I'll wipe it all over my wife's side of the bed. :mellow: She's wanted teh sex a good 80% of the time when I did this. :mellow:

:mellow:

Yeah I'm weird but it works for me. :bag:
:lmao: JFC

 
JR woke up last night with a bad dream. We were all at church and a gang of dinosaurs broke in and ate everyone.

Need some bfred work here.
Kids should be afraid of dinosaurs but they aren't because dinosaurs are awesome. One on one, dinosaurs can be really cool. Getting attacked by dinosaurs is like the ultimate betrayal because you let your guard down and accepted them and thought they had done the same with you. But dinosaurs are cruel and sometimes they pick on smaller animals especially when they're in groups. So here you are, going to church, trying to be a good kid and do what your family tells you and this group of older bigger dinosaurs is picking on you. Or maybe instead of church you're at school with your friends. And maybe instead of dinosaurs it's actually an old woodshop teacher with four and a half fingers on his left hand and a bad habit of rubbing himself when the kids get dressed for gym class. Or some older kids picking on him. Something like that.
That escalated quickly.

 
Had a Methodist gf in college. She was into pain during sex, total freak.
Remind me to tell you guys the story about the ultra religious yet kinky chick that I used to date that I'm going make up later tonight.
here's the story, all true.

met her when she was 13, i was 15. I used to work as a farm hand over in eastern oregon and when i was done working each day i'd head to the lake and hang out on the dock. There was a little camp area, rv center and a store there. It was great for meeting chicks because each week new campers would be coming in. Anyhow, i met this girl Rachel when she was 13, she was just sweet little innocent blonde. We didn't do anything, maybe kissed but nothing more. we stayed in touch, and I ended up dating her a few times in high school, by then i had moved back to Portland and she lived in Beaverton, one of the suburbs. I'd go over to her house and it was all bible stuff all over the walls, her parents were pretty religious. We still never really did much, just make out a few times but nothing more. I always got the vibe that she was a virgin.

fast forward to my senior year in college, i'm delivering pizzas to pay for school. One night i deliver to a dorm, and there in the lobby is my sweet little Rachel but she's all growed up! She said why don't you come back after your work is over, and gave me her room number. I come back, she kicked her roommate out for the night, now i'm pretty dumb but even i knew what that meant. IT was on like donkey kong. So we catch up on about 5 yrs of not seeing each other and then the fun starts. After all the warm up stuff, i'm just starting to hit my stride when she whispers in my ear "I like pain" and i'm like "whoa, what happened to my sweet little rachel?" Kinda threw me off my game but i perservered. We hooked up several times that year, she was fun.

 
Had a Methodist gf in college. She was into pain during sex, total freak.
Remind me to tell you guys the story about the ultra religious yet kinky chick that I used to date that I'm going make up later tonight.
here's the story, all true.met her when she was 13, i was 15. I used to work as a farm hand over in eastern oregon and when i was done working each day i'd head to the lake and hang out on the dock. There was a little camp area, rv center and a store there. It was great for meeting chicks because each week new campers would be coming in. Anyhow, i met this girl Rachel when she was 13, she was just sweet little innocent blonde. We didn't do anything, maybe kissed but nothing more. we stayed in touch, and I ended up dating her a few times in high school, by then i had moved back to Portland and she lived in Beaverton, one of the suburbs. I'd go over to her house and it was all bible stuff all over the walls, her parents were pretty religious. We still never really did much, just make out a few times but nothing more. I always got the vibe that she was a virgin.

fast forward to my senior year in college, i'm delivering pizzas to pay for school. One night i deliver to a dorm, and there in the lobby is my sweet little Rachel but she's all growed up! She said why don't you come back after your work is over, and gave me her room number. I come back, she kicked her roommate out for the night, now i'm pretty dumb but even i knew what that meant. IT was on like donkey kong. So we catch up on about 5 yrs of not seeing each other and then the fun starts. After all the warm up stuff, i'm just starting to hit my stride when she whispers in my ear "I like pain" and i'm like "whoa, what happened to my sweet little rachel?" Kinda threw me off my game but i perservered. We hooked up several times that year, she was fun.
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