GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (16 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Did I log into the wrong year again? Need to get that dropdown fixed, Rude. Neat board.

 

[General Malaise]

86 lettuce imo

Be pretty hard to have a delicious lettuce wrap at PF Changs that way.

Nobody eats the lettuce part anyway.

My Link.

 

[General Malaise]

I rather enjoy lettuce in my salads, Bob.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, it's time to cut the #### with the almonds. THERE IS A ####### DROUGHT RIGHT NOW.

Good luck. Farming and ranching account for about $45B in sales every year.

I SAID ALMONDS NOT ALL CROPS.

Every almond requires like 3000 gallons of water each.

It's a $2-3B per year export industry.

And....http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2015/04/almonds_in_california_they_use_up_a_lot_of_water_but_they_deserve_a_place.html

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Who are you, Alfred K. Almond IV?

A GALLON OF WATER FOR ONE ALMOND.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This is my go to site for crop updates.

Bookmarked!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

86 lettuce imo

Be pretty hard to have a delicious lettuce wrap at PF Changs that way.

Pancake wraps, imo

Dipped in Fireball.

 

[tommyboy]

i want to take that train

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I rather enjoy lettuce in my salads, Bob.

You're not fooling anybody.

 

[General Malaise]

I rather enjoy lettuce in my salads, Bob.

You're not fooling anybody.

Hamburgers?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who are you, Alfred K. Almond IV?

A GALLON OF WATER FOR ONE ALMOND.

http://i.imgur.com/tbA2VO5.jpg

 

[Frostillicus]

86 lettuce imo

Be pretty hard to have a delicious lettuce wrap at PF Changs that way.

Pancake wraps, imo

Dipped in Fireball.

WE'LL CALL IT THE FROSTY WRAP!

I don't really like pancakes. Could we wrap in a tortilla?

 

[General Malaise]

86 lettuce imo

Be pretty hard to have a delicious lettuce wrap at PF Changs that way.

Pancake wraps, imo

Dipped in Fireball.

WE'LL CALL IT THE FROSTY WRAP!

I don't really like pancakes. Could we wrap in a tortilla?

Yeah! See that? Frosty is a grown up!

Bunch of sugar junkies in here.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Who are you, Alfred K. Almond IV?

A GALLON OF WATER FOR ONE ALMOND.

http://i.imgur.com/tbA2VO5.jpg

"My" meaning your mom? Or my mom? What's going on here?

You're know different than one of those Kardashian scumbags that waters their gigantic lawn twice a day. If we don't stand together...we'll be very thirsty alone.

 

[Limp Ditka]

How about on a nice kaiser roll and make a 'Sando' or whatever the hell GM is calling a sandwich now-a-days?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I rather enjoy lettuce in my salads, Bob.

You're not fooling anybody.

Hamburgers?

I hear almonds are nice.

 

[El Floppo]

and almond milk... who milks the almonds? tiny little teats, I'd guess- but I'll leave that to the almond experts.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who are you, Alfred K. Almond IV?

A GALLON OF WATER FOR ONE ALMOND.

http://i.imgur.com/tbA2VO5.jpg

"My" meaning your mom? Or my mom? What's going on here?

No clue.

 

[General Malaise]

How about on a nice kaiser roll and make a 'Sando' or whatever the hell GM is calling a sandwich now-a-days?

Sando is infinitely more masculine and cooler than grown, straight men who say "sammich".

 

[Annyong]

or Margs

 

[Limp Ditka]

How about on a nice kaiser roll and make a 'Sando' or whatever the hell GM is calling a sandwich now-a-days?

Sando is infinitely more masculine and cooler than grown, straight men who say "sammich".

You also said the same thing about 'sammie', right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How about on a nice kaiser roll and make a 'Sando' or whatever the hell GM is calling a sandwich now-a-days?

Sando is infinitely more masculine and cooler than grown, straight men who say "sammich".

Sandwich, Sando, and Sammich all have two syllables. Saying either of the latter two saves zero time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

or Margs

JFC...my sister's friend said that the other night. I almost took a swing at her.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I like to say margs ironical-like.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I like to say margs ironical-like.

Daqs

Olds

Mais

Longs

Screws

Gims

Toms

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Long I's imo

 

[General Malaise]

How about on a nice kaiser roll and make a 'Sando' or whatever the hell GM is calling a sandwich now-a-days?

Sando is infinitely more masculine and cooler than grown, straight men who say "sammich".

You also said the same thing about 'sammie', right?

Possible. I say a lot of meaningless things.

 

[General Malaise]

I like to say margs ironical-like.

Daqs

Olds

Mais

Longs

Screws

Gims

Toms

G&T is acceptable.

 

[Limp Ditka]

7&7's = fourteens

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I like to say margs ironical-like.

Daqs

Olds

Mais

Longs

Screws

Gims

Toms

G&T is acceptable.

Eh...I'll allow it. Same with 7&7.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

C&C used to be a big one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Throatpunch for anyone that says "Pibber".

 

[Limp Ditka]

Pibber

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pibber

YEAH!

WHERE YOU AT NOW, BAKO?!?!?!?!

Right here...adding people to the throatpunch list.

 

[Limp Ditka]

What's a Pibber anyway?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Damn! I said it again

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

is Pibber for PBR? :gayseal:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How about on a nice kaiser roll and make a 'Sando' or whatever the hell GM is calling a sandwich now-a-days?

Sando is infinitely more masculine and cooler than grown, straight men who say "sammich".

Sandwich, Sando, and Sammich all have two syllables. Saying either of the latter two saves zero time.

I'd like to hear how IB feels about people who say NKOTB

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

is Pibber for PBR? :gayseal:

http://s.likes-media.com/img/46fc30e7af80de127e4b89416df2fdc9.600x.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PBR is pretty bad too. Pretty sure the good people at Pabst earned that blue ribbon.

 

[Drifter]

I like to say margs ironical-like.

Seems easier to just say Margarita

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Tequila tastes like homeless guys willing to teach you the ways of the streets if you'll only service them this one time.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I've said too much.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I bartended for awhile and, while the fancy-shmancy hipster #### for naming drinks hadn't happened yet, one order used to drive me crazy: "Bud in a bottle". "Bud bottle" was ok, but adding the "IN" was like chewing aluminum foil to my ears.

Wait, I take back the before-hipster comment. Where I worked was a fishing town and every summer we'd have an influx of DC/NoVA rich ####ers coming down. One dude asked me to get him a "Clydesdale".

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Clydesdale is good shtick.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

PBR is pretty bad too. Pretty sure the good people at Pabst earned that blue ribbon.

X

 

[General Malaise]

I just ordered a Sammy Adams. #Evolving

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I just ordered a Sammy Adams. #Evolving

Try for a "Founding Father" next.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just ordered a Sammy Adams. #Evolving

Sadams FTW

 

[General Malaise]

I just ordered a Sammy Adams. #Evolving

Try for a "Founding Father" next.

Eyeballing Lauganitas "Little Sumthin" and its 8% ABV goodness.