GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (12 Viewers)

[tommyboy]

Who has off tomarrow.?

 

[hagmania]

Make it happen.

Damn, it was just about to get real spicy.

 

[hagmania]

Probably a good call, though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Make it happen.

Shilling thread....gone.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Now log in with your tim alias.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Now log in with your tim alias.

Oh, good one.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Oh yeah my 3 year old touched the burner on our elecric stove yesterday.  Bet he doesn't do that again 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Whoa...can we really delete threads we start?

Really looking forward to using this power for nefarious purposes

 

[kevzilla]

Oh yeah my 3 year old touched the burner on our elecric stove yesterday.  Bet he doesn't do that again 

Depends on your kid's intelligence, but I would go -220 on general principle.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Depends on your kid's intelligence, but I would go -220 on general principle.

Well he did fall off the bunkbed twice...

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I don't get it.

He seemed really tired all of a sudden.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Screw you guys, I like Buffett. And even know how to spell his name. 

 

[Frostillicus]

Homer likes Creed too though. 

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Homer likes Creed too though. 

Oh, come on now.  Nobody "likes" Creed(except maybe for Scott Stapp's dad).  Hell, Creed doesn't "like" Creed.

 

[bentley]

They are going to put me on the radio, newspaper and TV next week talking about an app we developed. I continue to be amazed by how low the bar is for being a big deal in this town.

 

[Abraham]

You are the Picasso of the humble brag. Lol. Love it. 

 

[kevzilla]

You are the Picasso of the humble brag. Lol. Love it. 

bentley's Blue Period was when he was drinking a lot of Bombay Sapphire. 

 

[bentley]

You are the Picasso of the humble brag. Lol. Love it. 

Also won our annual leadership award this afternoon somehow.

Its amazing what one of such meager talent and intelligence can do.

 

[Frostillicus]

Also won our annual leadership award this afternoon somehow.

Its amazing what one of such meager talent and intelligence can do.

Maybe they actually think you're Fred Armisen?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Relay for Life this weekend.  Went out to the fair grounds to help set up for tomorrow.  Then 35mph winds kicked in.  Some rubes were still trying to put up tents/easy-ups.  It was hilarious.    We just dropped our stuff off and left.  We'll do the rest in the AM.   

 

[Binky The Doormat]

You are the Picasso of the humble brag. Lol. Love it. 

That would imply a light touch.  

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bentley's Blue Period is the name of my graphic novel about an Everyman that is abducted by aliens and turned into a woman.

 

[mr. furley]

Maybe they actually think you're Fred Armisen?

oh, i liked that one

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Maybe they actually think you're Fred Armisen?

Fred used to bang Peggy Olsen

 

[Ignoramus]

Oh yeah my 3 year old touched the burner on our elecric stove yesterday.  Bet he doesn't do that again 

That's how you learn. 

 

[Rustoleum]

That's how you learn. 

First word I learned was "hot".

As the oldest grandkid, I was also my grandpa's designated runner, so by age 3 I could spell  Pabst.

 

[Annyong]

When I was six I learned that you can't ride a bike through a mailbox

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Post your wife's glamour shot !  Circus 1992

 

[bentley]

I'm not sure the science behind this San Andreas movie is all that strong.

 

[Annyong]

I'm not sure the science behind this San Andreas movie is all that strong.

Save it for your talk show, Larry. 

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer likes Creed too though. 

WTF?  I thought we were friends. 

 

[cstu]

lol

Home of Sexuals is the name of my Culture Club tribute band.

 

[bentley]

Post your wife's glamour shot !  Circus 1992

I've got a great one from 93 where AngryWife is wearing a hat made of fake sunflowers. Hope I can find it.

 

[mr. furley]

That's how you learn. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xn0bpkFB1s&feature=youtu.be&t=56

 

[bentley]

Boom goes the dynamite

 

[Frostillicus]

Boom goes the dynamite

She looked so happy back then.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Buenos dias, homies

 

[Annyong]

Lol Khols sells Fila stuff. 

 

[Annyong]

Kids first soccer game in 5 hours. Cool. I just got home from work. 

 

[Annyong]

Watching S1 E2 of Seinfeld. His dad being the old dad is throwing me off. It's like I blocked it out of my memory. 

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/seinfeld/images/2/27/The_Stake_Out_00009.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111216222701

 

[Annyong]

 

[Annyong]

This place is dead. I'm gonna finish my drink and sleep for a few hours then go to a 4 year olds soccer game. 

 

[Annyong]

Wait. Bentley. How far away from you are you to Marfa? I have a friend there. 

 

[Annyong]

Wait again. Homer. Hey buddy. And Stryker. Hey. 

 

[Annyong]

Can't wait to see all my

likes. 

 

[Annyong]

Thanks Bill. Annyong out. 

 

[Uruk-Hai]

After having not eaten for 44 hours prepping for that damned colonoscopy, I ate an entire 16" pizza last night. I haven't done that since I quit smoking herb 25 years ago (eating the pizza, not having the colonoscopy).

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Thanks Bill. Annyong out. 

Hand job....er, off accomplished

 

[General Malaise]

Grilled a wine and garlic marinated tri-tip last night.  Ate more than just the tip.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Grilled a wine and garlic marinated tri-tip last night.  Ate more than just the tip.

#westcoastmeat