GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (10 Viewers)

[Uruk-Hai]

My anal play turned out fine today.

Also, the colonoscopy came up clean

 

[Frostillicus]

Prince thread is up to 9 pages and nobody is fighting each other.  Gotta be a record for this board.  Also, wikkid showed up in there, for those who are fans.

 

[eoMMan]

Prince thread is up to 9 pages and nobody is fighting each other.  Gotta be a record for this board.  Also, wikkid showed up in there, for those who are fans.

I was gonna ask if he was the first huge pop star who liked guys (along with many hot girls, of course) but I didn't want to derail it.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I don't think it ever filtered out **** Lebeau.

It absolutely did.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

It absolutely did.

I think it depends on how it was used, but I recall there were rules put in place to allow names like **** Vermeil to report unfiltered.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Prince thread is up to 9 pages and nobody is fighting each other.  Gotta be a record for this board.

How could anyone ever get mad over such a talented, sexy, paisley little man?

 

[General Malaise]

Of course not. Do I seem like an alcoholic in a Hawaiian shirt who eats hot wings out of a paper tub and wipes his fingers on the dog?

This sounds pretty good, actually.  Can I do this without having to listen to Buffett?  Also, instead of a dog, can I use a toddler?

 

[General Malaise]

Well I just drove past Paisley Park on my way to the gym. Traffic backed up, tons of people crossing the highway to get there. Cops closed the turn lane and no traffic allowed by there. Lots of purple balloons and flowers. 

LOOK AT ME, I GO TO THE GYM!

 

[General Malaise]

Well ####.  Apparently I have to become a Jimmy Buffett fan now.

Damn it, Sacamano....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Prince thread is up to 9 pages and nobody is fighting each other.  Gotta be a record for this board.  Also, wikkid showed up in there, for those who are fans.

Because I've held back.  

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Testing...

**** smoker

**** wrangler

**** Smoker York

**** Wrangler Martin

 

[General Malaise]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr POW!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

This sounds pretty good, actually.  Can I do this without having to listen to Buffett?  Also, instead of a dog, can I use a toddler?

yeah I think I may have done all of that before sans buffett

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Testing...

**** smoker

**** wrangler

**** Smoker York

**** Wrangler Martin

###### is still censored though (as it should be)

 

[General Malaise]

As a diabetic, I frequently need to ##### my finger. How I long for my youth, when it was quite the opposite. 

Coop has gone from being absolutely terrified of this to doing it like a grizzled vet of intravenous drug use.  You should see him inject himself with insulin when girls are around.  Grabs his arm sleeve with his teeth and jams the pen into his arm like he's one of the droogs in Trainspotting.

 

[Annyong]

A guy at work has the last name Poole that looks like Pooh when he writes it. 

 

[tommyboy]

little sweet died

 

[Thorn]

Because I've held back.  

you feeling ok?

 

[strykerpks]

Wait, what's wrong with Buffet?

 

[General Malaise]

Wait, what's wrong with Buffet?

Nothing.  He's fine.  For you.

Also, I need you to find this woman and challenge her to a chug off.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

you feeling ok?

Sure.  I'm still a little upset at Prince's passing....

or am I?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nothing.  He's fine.  For you.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why is GM being a #### to that ##### Frosti and his question about the old ####ry buffet?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I actually like these stupid things

 

[strykerpks]

Nothing.  He's fine.  For you.

Also, I need you to find this woman and challenge her to a chug off.

Your face is fine. For you.

I don't have strong feelings about Buffet one way or another. Just figured a guy singing about getting drunk and high on a beach kinda fit in with our team concept

 

[-fish-]

I actually like these stupid things

birds?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

birds?

Yes, birds.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Yes, birds.

My Link

 

[General Malaise]

Your face is fine. For you.

I don't have strong feelings about Buffet one way or another. Just figured a guy singing about getting drunk and high on a beach kinda fit in with our team concept

If only other bands would record music about getting drunk or high...

I've seen Buffett in concert a couple of times back in HS.  It was fun.  But I think I OD'd on his music before hitting college and am kind of ashamed I ever listened to and liked a song like Cheeseburger in Paradise.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Nothing.  He's fine.  For you.

Also, I need you to find this woman and challenge her to a chug off.

Stryker's busy. I'll take one for the team

 

[kevzilla]

If only other bands would record music about getting drunk or high...

I've seen Buffett in concert a couple of times back in HS.  It was fun.  But I think I OD'd on his music before hitting college and am kind of ashamed I ever listened to and liked a song like Cheeseburger in Paradise.

Dude is worth something like  $600 million now. He licensed the Margaritaville brand all over creation. 

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Dude is worth something like  $600 million now. He licensed the Margaritaville brand all over creation. 

I'd be shocked if his worth is that low based on what he charges for drinks in that little podunk airport bar he;s got in Cancun. Christ, trash beers are like $15.

 

[General Malaise]

Dude is worth something like  $600 million now. He licensed the Margaritaville brand all over creation. 

Oh, I know.   

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I think one of the last times I got a BJ Margaritaville was playing in the background...that was a long time ago though

 

[Thorn]

I actually like these stupid things

things you like and things you hate form a really weird tapestry

 

[kevzilla]

I'd be shocked if his worth is that low based on what he charges for drinks in that little podunk airport bar he;s got in Cancun. Christ, trash beers are like $15.

That Land Shark brand is his, too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

things you like and things you hate form a really weird tapestry

lol

 

[Dan Lambskin]

lol

I probably would do her

 

[General Malaise]

lol

They said music died yesterday.  I say it died when she got that tattoo.  

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

They said music died yesterday.  I say it died when she got that tattoo.  

Nobody said that. 

 

[General Malaise]

Nobody said that. 

DAMN IT ****, I'M MAKING GOOD JOKES HERE!

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Damn It **** is my Indigo Girls tribute band.

 

[Frostillicus]

I could go for a cheeseburger in paradise.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I probably would do her

She just bought a waterbed. It's filled up for her and your left arm.

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah, I'd eat an overpriced Jimmy Buffett burger right now too, all while listening to his torturous tunes on repeat.  Haven't had anything substantial to eat since lunch on Wed.  Seeing how long I can survive on apples, nuts and vodka.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I probably would do her

Too soon?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Yeah, I'd eat an overpriced Jimmy Buffett burger right now too, all while listening to his torturous tunes on repeat.  Haven't had anything substantial to eat since lunch on Wed.  Seeing how long I can survive on apples, nuts and vodka.

If the vodka won't get the taste out of your mouth...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Whoa...can we really delete threads we start?

 

[Ignoramus]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr POW!

I don't get it.

 

[General Malaise]

Whoa...can we really delete threads we start?

Make it happen.