GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

i'll have you know i'm an immaculate reception.. like Franco Harris

You bounced off the turf and/or Frenchy Fuqua first?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've just used it as a funny sounding word to describe ambiguous nasty residue of some kind.  "Hector and I went to move this old lady's couch and there was like 45 years of guado underneath it."   I don't know.  I'm an idiot.

Nice backpedal here.

 

[General Malaise]

Nice backpedal here.

Your face is a guado.

 

[mr. furley]

You bounced off the turf and/or Frenchy Fuqua first?

Rocky Bleier is a Wisconsinite

actually true

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Rocky Bleier is a Wisconsinite

actually true

Despite being killed in Vietnam in 1969 he went on to play in 4 Super Bowls for the Steelers.

mostly true

 

[mr. furley]

Despite being killed in Vietnam in 1969 he went on to play in 4 Super Bowls for the Steelers.

mostly true

that's just how tough Wisconsinites are

Mike Webster and Rocky Bleier used to actually stab each other in the balls before games instead of taking greenies like the rest of the team

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

True story:  When I was a kid my best friend was a transplant from Western PA.  He and his family were giant Steeler fans (and since it was the late 70s they were insufferable).  

My friend's dad got really mad at me when I said that the made for TV movie about Rocky Bleier was "pretty fake looking" and "cheesy".   IIRC he almost sent me home from a sleepover because of my critique.  

Judge for yourself  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAmMP3MusDs

 

[gianmarco]

This had me in tears

Part II for the hot wimmenz

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Who shampoos their hair at a beach shower?

 

[gianmarco]

Who shampoos their hair at a beach shower?

It's even better here for the people that don't and still end up with shampoo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/Bqn0Ynv.gifv

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Gian, Saco  

Sorry K4, Hack

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We did it!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We did it!!

That explains why I'm so sore.

 

[krista4]

Gian, Saco  

Sorry K4, Hack

  if we had to lose, I'm glad it was to you guys.

HAHAHAHA, no of course not - #### you and your mothers and I hope you die in a fire.*

*But only after you** have been tortured for a while first.

**And your mothers.***

***If your mothers are not longer with us, then whatever closest relative you have.

 

[kevzilla]

That escalated quickly.

 

[Hawks64]

Gian, Saco  

Sorry K4, Hack

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

True story:  When I was a kid my best friend was a transplant from Western PA.  He and his family were giant Steeler fans (and since it was the late 70s they were insufferable).  

My friend's dad got really mad at me when I said that the made for TV movie about Rocky Bleier was "pretty fake looking" and "cheesy".   IIRC he almost sent me home from a sleepover because of my critique.  

Judge for yourself  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAmMP3MusDs

Blasphemer 

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

so wait! It's Franco Harris that has baby foxes under his porch?

I could probably hire him to come over and remove them himself for what animal control wants to charge. 

Debating leaving them them alone so they eat all the mice ....

 

[mr roboto]

  if we had to lose, I'm glad it was to you guys.

HAHAHAHA, no of course not - #### you and your mothers and I hope you die in a fire.*

*But only after you** have been tortured for a while first.

**And your mothers.***

***If your mothers are not longer with us, then whatever closest relative you have.

Wow. Such lawyer. Very caveat.  Many asterisky. 

 

[St. Louis Bob]

  if we had to lose, I'm glad it was to you guys.

HAHAHAHA, no of course not - #### you and your mothers and I hope you die in a fire.*

*But only after you** have been tortured for a while first.

**And your mothers.***

***If your mothers are not longer with us, then whatever closest relative you have.

Hopefully your team will win a championship of these years.

 

[psychobillies]

I could probably hire him to come over and remove them himself for what animal control wants to charge. 

Debating leaving them them alone so they eat all the mice ....

I built a chicken coop a few years ago.  Chickens lasted about 23 hours before what I later found out were foxes, broke in and eradicated them.   I never saw egg 1.  I considered some sort of scorched earth payback at first, but after putting up some game cameras, I realized I had about 2 dozen foxes living 100 yards from my front door.  I found their den and saw how many snakes, mice and armadillos they were eating and decided that I would rather have foxes than chickens.  They're still there.  Kind of cool seeing them every now and then.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I built a chicken coop a few years ago.  Chickens lasted about 23 hours before what I later found out were foxes, broke in and eradicated them.   I never saw egg 1.  I considered some sort of scorched earth payback at first, but after putting up some game cameras, I realized I had about 2 dozen foxes living 100 yards from my front door.  I found their den and saw how many snakes, mice and armadillos they were eating and decided that I would rather have foxes than chickens.  They're still there.  Kind of cool seeing them every now and then.

Cos is a fox costume. IMO

 

[General Malaise]

Jake Arrieta was drafted 3 times:

June 7, 2004 out of HS by the Reds

June 7, 2005 out of college by the Brewers

June 7, 2007 his final year of college by Baltimore

Prince's birthday was June 7.

The day Prince died, Jake Arrieta threw a no-hitter.  

TA-DA!

 

[roadkill1292]

Jake Arrieta was drafted 3 times:

June 7, 2004 out of HS by the Reds

June 7, 2005 out of college by the Brewers

June 7, 2007 his final year of college by Baltimore

Prince's birthday was June 7.

The day Prince died, Jake Arrieta threw a no-hitter.  

TA-DA!

Baseball, right?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I built a chicken coop a few years ago.  Chickens lasted about 23 hours before what I later found out were foxes, broke in and eradicated them.   I never saw egg 1.  I considered some sort of scorched earth payback at first, but after putting up some game cameras, I realized I had about 2 dozen foxes living 100 yards from my front door.  I found their den and saw how many snakes, mice and armadillos they were eating and decided that I would rather have foxes than chickens.  They're still there.  Kind of cool seeing them every now and then.

We've got kit foxes around here.   They're very suburban.  They don't eat many pests that I know of.  Pretty sure the subsist on garbage.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dave

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Stupid kid

 

[General Malaise]

Dave

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Another dummy

 

[roadkill1292]

Another dummy

Double  because of the backward hats.

Yes, I'm that guy.

 

[krista4]

That escalated quickly.

I'm over it.

Not really.  #### the Blues.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OMG OMG OMG the last minute is the best part

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Note put up at an open house.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Shaqfu

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This probably isn't funny but wtf did she think was going to happen?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

OMG OMG OMG the last minute is the best part

Cool

 

[-fish-]

OMG OMG OMG the last minute is the best part

can't watch that.   got beaten with that orange hot wheels track so much as a kid that it still freaks me out.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

can't watch that.   got beaten with that orange hot wheels track so much as a kid that it still freaks me out.

You never learned to hide them after playing with them?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not to invite politics/controversy to our little corner here but this guy sums up the whole transgender thing very well. NSFW language https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov-ocQpQtrw

 

[bentley]

Virtual reality, #####es.

http://www.512tech.com/technology/construction-accidents-are-deadly-texas-mutual-safety-box-app/w0yek5Xp0v2WDxAEUNEUyM/

 

[-fish-]

You never learned to hide them after playing with them?

My stupid brother would leave them out

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dyl was selected to play piano at his school.  Pretty big deal since there are about 600 students, about 250 tried out and they only select 20. He loves playing and practices all the time without us asking. Has gotten pretty good too.  Proud papa here. Almost makes me want to have twins. 

 

[krista4]

Note put up at an open house.

I like that the one cat is a "freeloader," as if the other were somehow pulling his weight.

 

[tommyboy]

I'm kind of missing the ####tyflute

 

[krista4]

Dyl was selected to play piano at his school.  Pretty big deal since there are about 600 students, about 250 tried out and they only select 20. He loves playing and practices all the time without us asking. Has gotten pretty good too.  Proud papa here. Almost makes me want to have twins. 

Congrats to Dyl, but what the hell kind of school has 250 kids that can play piano?  Is he going to Juilliard like Frosty did?

I played piano for my elementary and middle-school choirs because I could basically identify what a piano looked like (OK, I played, but hardly at a virtuoso level).  There was no dork competition for it.  That's impressive.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I like that the one cat is a "freeloader," as if the other were somehow pulling his weight.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Congrats to Dyl, but what the hell kind of school has 250 kids that can play piano?  Is he going to Juilliard like Frosty did?

I played piano for my elementary and middle-school choirs because I could basically identify what a piano looked like (OK, I played, but hardly at a virtuoso level).  There was no dork competition for it.  That's impressive.

I got kicked out of ####ty-flute class in 3rd grade.   100% actually true.

 

[tommyboy]

You actually remember that? Whoa

 

[krista4]

I got kicked out of ####ty-flute class in 3rd grade.   100% actually true.

I woke up three days after ####ty-flute night with Bryan Adams's "Heaven" stuck in my head, and it took me a while to figure out why.  I still cry from laughing over ####ty flute.

Anyway, sorry you had no ####ty flute talent.