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Sorry, sailing lessons at 9 followed by the Annual Top Hat and Monocle Gala to Benefit Autistic Cats.
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The correct term is "Cat".Sorry, sailing lessons at 9 followed by the Annual Top Hat and Monocle Gala to Benefit Autistic Cats.
This one actually made me choke.Sorry, sailing lessons at 9 followed by the Annual Top Hat and Monocle Gala to Benefit Autistic Cats.
My cousin's son (very bright, but also very autistic) did a routine for his elementary school show. The sheer volume of material he had memorized was amazing. He just plowed through about 30 jokes nonstop with no notes. It was a big hit.I'm laughing way way WAY too hard at this elementary school comedy bit.
It is a worthy causeSorry, sailing lessons at 9 followed by the Annual Top Hat and Monocle Gala to Benefit Autistic Cats.
R - Job searches feel a lot like what I assume it feels like for a dog humping legs.
Meh. 3 of 4 kids aren't mine. Odds are in my favor.Officer Pete Malloy said:You might want to specify gambling degenerates when inviting people to an event featuring kids.
Watch out for pickpocketskrista4 said:We have a fly-fishing class and the Olympic peninsula wine & cheese festival that day.![]()
I was thinking that was one of my old scool porn favorites but that was We Live TogetherI watched "we are your friends" last night. It's about as good as a movie about zac ephron becoming a EPM DJ could be, but then they added Emily Raditoowski (the one homer likes) and that made it worth watching.
Lester Burnham: Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.Getting Portillos for lunch gonna be the highlight of my week
Go to a Cubs game, go to the top of the Sears Tower and look down, check out the Mecantile Exchange, go to the Art Institute and trip out on A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte, hijack a float in the Von Steuben Day parade...1. What are good things for a 16-year-old to do in Chicago?
What kind of car would you recommend they drive?Go to a Cubs game, go to the top of the Sears Tower and look down, check out the Mecantile Exchange, go to the Art Institute and trip out on A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte, hijack a float in the Von Steuben Day parade...
I think FBG Gatorman has a son that goes to U of C. Not sure if he's even around here anymore.CHICAGO AND CHICAGO-FRIENDLY GMTANNERS:
My nephew is apparently seriously considering University of Chicago and doing a college visit trip there Memorial Day weekend. I'm super-excited at this development and want to ensure they have a great time there. Need some advise, please.
1. What are good things for a 16-year-old to do in Chicago? I think I could figure out stuff for younger kids, or of course for adults, but I'm drawing a blank on what teenagers might find fun there. Suggestions?
2. What's Hyde Park like these days? I haven't been there is so long. Specifically if there's anything fun I could steer them to there, that would be great. What about U of Chicago? Is it still considered sort of conservative in comparison to most well-regarded schools?
Many graciases.
I'd use public transportation.What kind of car would you recommend they drive?
are things like museums boring for a 16yo? Museum of Science & Industry is obviously in Hyde Park so probably a good recommendation. Otherwise, probably touristy stuff like the Hancock building or Sears tower or Navy Pier, or maybe an architecture boat tour down the river (Robie House could be an option if they have any interest in Frank Lloyd Wright).1. What are good things for a 16-year-old to do in Chicago? I think I could figure out stuff for younger kids, or of course for adults, but I'm drawing a blank on what teenagers might find fun there. Suggestions?
2. What's Hyde Park like these days? I haven't been there is so long. Specifically if there's anything fun I could steer them to there, that would be great. What about U of Chicago? Is it still considered sort of conservative in comparison to most well-regarded schools?
I miss this more than any single person, place or thing since I left Illinois.Getting Portillos for lunch gonna be the highlight of my week
I wondered the same thing about museums/teenagers. We did the Museum of Science & Industry when he was a kid and I was still living in Chicago, but I wasn't sure if it would be fun at his current age. I love the architectural boat tour but also wasn't sure if a teenager would like that. Do teenagers like anything??are things like museums boring for a 16yo? Museum of Science & Industry is obviously in Hyde Park so probably a good recommendation. Otherwise, probably touristy stuff like the Hancock building or Sears tower or Navy Pier, or maybe an architecture boat tour down the river (Robie House could be an option if they have any interest in Frank Lloyd Wright).
I'm not a good resource for Hyde Park or U of C. Beautiful campus, but I haven't been down there in years.
It's changing and not in a good way so don't miss it too much.I miss this more than any single person, place or thing since I left Illinois.
Got my big beef dipped and did seem extra wet and sloppy todayIt's changing and not in a good way so don't miss it too much.
Meh, it started changing about 6mths after **** sold it to Berkshire.Got my big beef dipped and did seem extra wet and sloppy today
Pizza, snapchat and other teenagers' genitals?Do teenagers like anything??
Also referred to as "The Holy Trinity" by Homer.Pizza, snapchat and other teenagers' genitals?
weed. teenagers like weed.Teenage boys like teenage girls, sports, Internet, video games, video games on the Internet, teenage girls, quoting movies, teenage girls on the Internet, hanging out with their friends, getting away with doing stupid ####, and getting away with doing stupid teenage girls on the Internet.
Unless you really know otherwise its best to assume they don't give two ####s about museums and architecture boats and naval history.
Wtf. Were any of you actually teenagers or did you just appear on the Internet one day already old like tanner?
Today she sent me I think ed need a new bed. Is it wrong if I wrote back who the #### is ed you whore?
I think kids that go to U of C are probably pretty nerdy though.Teenage boys like teenage girls, sports, Internet, video games, video games on the Internet, teenage girls, quoting movies, teenage girls on the Internet, hanging out with their friends, getting away with doing stupid ####, and getting away with doing stupid teenage girls on the Internet.
Unless you really know otherwise its best to assume they don't give two ####s about museums and architecture boats and naval history.
Wtf. Were any of you actually teenagers or did you just appear on the Internet one day already old like tanner?
Two chicks at the same time.CHICAGO AND CHICAGO-FRIENDLY GMTANNERS:
My nephew is apparently seriously considering University of Chicago and doing a college visit trip there Memorial Day weekend. I'm super-excited at this development and want to ensure they have a great time there. Need some advise, please.
1. What are good things for a 16-year-old to do in Chicago? I think I could figure out stuff for younger kids, or of course for adults, but I'm drawing a blank on what teenagers might find fun there. Suggestions?
2. What's Hyde Park like these days? I haven't been there is so long. Specifically if there's anything fun I could steer them to there, that would be great. What about U of Chicago? Is it still considered sort of conservative in comparison to most well-regarded schools?
Many graciases.
Uh, you left out booze, cigarettes, porno mags, driving fast and taking chances. Were you even a teenager?Teenage boys like teenage girls, sports, Internet, video games, video games on the Internet, teenage girls, quoting movies, teenage girls on the Internet, hanging out with their friends, getting away with doing stupid ####, and getting away with doing stupid teenage girls on the Internet.
Unless you really know otherwise its best to assume they don't give two ####s about museums and architecture boats and naval history.
Wtf. Were any of you actually teenagers or did you just appear on the Internet one day already old like tanner?