GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

[Thorn]

I never was a teenager.  Actually true.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

See I was too late.  Going to keep it.

 

[bostonfred]

Here is her full, unedited response

Spoiler

We need

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

lunch with Tanner

That would mean eating with other people as in "socializing".

 

[Abraham]

And back to being rational. 

Women are...don't even have the words. 

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Teenage boys like teenage girls,  sports, Internet,  video games,  video games on the Internet,  teenage girls,  quoting movies,  teenage girls on the Internet, hanging out with their friends, getting away with doing stupid ####, and getting away with doing stupid teenage girls on the Internet.  

Unless you really know otherwise its best to assume they don't give two ####s about museums and architecture boats and naval history.

 Wtf. Were any of you actually teenagers or did you just appear on the Internet one day already old like tanner? 

http://45.media.tumblr.com/1de7eb0879bb2a9a8e0d86f5c1650557/tumblr_mln18k2Ft81rwzsbso1_500.gif

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife tried forever not to smartphone.  She got an android and didn't understand a bit of it so she pretty much only used it for making phone calls and googling.  She didn't even text 

Then she got an iPhone and it's like everything is new again. She has no idea how auto correct works.  She doesn't even try to fix bad texts before sending them.   And she doesn't get it when I #### with her about them. 

Today she sent me I think ed need a new bed.  Is it wrong if I wrote back who the #### is ed you whore?

I called my wife a "####ing coward" in a text a few weeks ago.   She thought I was serious.

 

[bostonfred]

Uh, you left out booze, cigarettes, porno mags, driving fast and taking chances.  Were you even a teenager?

Porno mags?  Way to have your finger on the pulse,  gramps.

 

[bostonfred]

You know what kids today like?  Playing their record albums and wearing hats and sunblock and staying indoors until 4pm during the summer.  No I'm not talking about me.  Just kids today.  In general.   

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Porno mags?  Way to have your finger on the pulse,  gramps.

Teenagers also like giggle water, jalopies, raccoon coats, the Charleston, Tom Mix pictures, heavy petting, and straw boaters.

 

[General Malaise]

Porno mags?  Way to have your finger on the pulse,  gramps.

You're telling me if you found a porno mag under a hotel mattress you wouldn't give it a go?

 

[bostonfred]

You know what kids today really like?   Smoking pot and day dreaming about one day becoming a rare earth metals hedge fund guy who spends more in a month on diapers than those kids who called him Cli.toris lezbit make in a year.  Again,  not talking about myself and my own teenage years here, just kids today in general. 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

kids like vape pens, opiates from the pharmacy, weed, porn, internet, video games, all things smart phone and sex.

 

[bostonfred]

You're telling me if you found a porno mag under a hotel mattress you wouldn't give it a go?

I'm totally down with the nostaljerk. I'm just not sure kids today appreciate the medium. 

 

[krista4]

Two chicks at the same time.

One chick at the same time would be a monumental accomplishment in this case, I think.

 

[General Malaise]

One chick at the same time would be a monumental accomplishment in this case, I think.

He can phone me if he wants to learn about the horrors of mating.

 

[krista4]

He can phone me if he wants to learn about the horrors of mating.

Oh, speaking of phoning you.  I have a dear Memphis friend who just moved to Portland, and I was going to see if you and 'hack would be willing to connect with him and his husband.  He's terrific - kind, funny, boundlessly fun, and, as a bonus, is the guy who hooked me up with all the VIP treatment at the various vineyards at there a couple of summers ago.  Super-connected into the food and wine scene.

 

[tommyboy]

how are his babysitting skills?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I think kids that go to U of C are probably pretty nerdy though.

probably

 

[Uruk-Hai]

One chick at the same time would be a monumental accomplishment in this case, I think.

What's the key word/phrase here?

"One"?

"Chick"?

"I think"?

 

[Ignoramus]

Teenage boys like teenage girls,  sports, Internet,  video games,  video games on the Internet,  teenage girls,  quoting movies,  teenage girls on the Internet, hanging out with their friends, getting away with doing stupid ####, and getting away with doing stupid teenage girls on the Internet.  

Unless you really know otherwise its best to assume they don't give two ####s about museums and architecture boats and naval history.

 Wtf. Were any of you actually teenagers or did you just appear on the Internet one day already old like tanner? 

Yeah guys.  Aunt Krista is looking for recommendations on pron sites, weed spots and video game reviews.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Does this chicago bound kid play guitar by chance?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I miss this more than any single person, place or thing since I left Illinois. 

There's one opening in the Milwaukee area soon, can't wait to try it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

and a big for Portillos. So many better beefs in the Chicago area.

 

[krista4]

What's the key word/phrase here?

"One"?

"Chick"?

"I think"?

"I think" is probably key.  We've never lived in the same state so my info and interaction is somewhat limited.  Definitely not gay.  Has had at least one girlfriend but that was in middle school, and perhaps is a bit on the nerdy side as Aaron mentioned. 

Smart and scored in top 1% on ACT - nerdy?

Sings in church choir - nerdy

Lots of acne - typical teenager?

Is #1 in both singles and doubles on his school tennis team - Athletic, but tennis so not sure if nerdy or cool?

Seems to have lots of friends, went to FL with a group for spring break a few weeks ago - not nerdy?

 

[General Malaise]

Oh, speaking of phoning you.  I have a dear Memphis friend who just moved to Portland, and I was going to see if you and 'hack would be willing to connect with him and his husband.  He's terrific - kind, funny, boundlessly fun, and, as a bonus, is the guy who hooked me up with all the VIP treatment at the various vineyards at there a couple of summers ago.  Super-connected into the food and wine scene.

You bet!  I think Hack arrives today, incidentally.  

 

[Uruk-Hai]

"I think" is probably key.  We've never lived in the same state so my info and interaction is somewhat limited.  Definitely not gay.  Has had at least one girlfriend but that was in middle school, and perhaps is a bit on the nerdy side as Aaron mentioned. 

Smart and scored in top 1% on ACT - nerdy?

Sings in church choir - nerdy

Lots of acne - typical teenager?

Is #1 in both singles and doubles on his school tennis team - Athletic, but tennis so not sure if nerdy or cool?

Seems to have lots of friends, went to FL with a group for spring break a few weeks ago - not nerdy?

Sounds a little like me, other than the choir part and I didn't play competitive tennis. Oh, and I didn't go to FL for spring break (we all worked on the farms we grew up on during school breaks). Lots of acne, I can identify with

 

[Sammy3469]

TANNER ALERT

The best high school football player in SC is named OrTre Smith.  The T is capitalized.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Who's your favorite Twins fan, Frosty OrTre?

 

[kevzilla]

Being a three-year letterman and captain of the high-school tennis team does NOT make you cool. Best if you just take my word for it. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, kids are dumb.

 

[bostonfred]

Being a three-year letterman and captain of the high-school tennis team does NOT make you cool. Best if you just take my word for it. 

OrKev

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TANNER ALERT

The best high school football player in SC is named OrTre Smith.  The T is capitalized.

I like this guy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

OMG OMG OMG the last minute is the best part

Watched this whole thing assuming we'd get chicks in bikinis at the end.  GD IT.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

TANNER ALERT

The best high school football player in SC is named OrTre Smith.  The T is capitalized.

I want to see someone give their kid a "normal" name but ransom-note the whole thing:   rOBeRt

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I want to see someone give their kid a "normal" name but ransom-note the whole thing:   rOBeRt

French, right?  Row-bear

 

[kevzilla]

OrKev

These days, OrCa would be more accurate.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

and a big for Portillos. So many better beefs in the Chicago area.

Probably true but they're usually in convenient locations

 

[Self Important Snob]

"I think" is probably key.  We've never lived in the same state so my info and interaction is somewhat limited.  Definitely not gay.  Has had at least one girlfriend but that was in middle school, and perhaps is a bit on the nerdy side as Aaron mentioned. 

Smart and scored in top 1% on ACT - nerdy?

Sings in church choir - nerdy

Lots of acne - typical teenager?

Is #1 in both singles and doubles on his school tennis team - Athletic, but tennis so not sure if nerdy or cool?

Seems to have lots of friends, went to FL with a group for spring break a few weeks ago - not nerdy?

get a load of this guy.

 

[mr. furley]

attractive local singles have been noticing my MySpace page, you guys

 

[Limp Ditka]

Our Bears are up to something

 

[mr. furley]

Our Bears are up to something

you're gonna love Floyd as a 3rd down possession type receiver.  reminds me a lot of Joe Jurevicius.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Our Bears are up to something

Probably something dumb

 

[shuke]

Got my big beef dipped and did seem extra wet and sloppy today

How was the lunch, though?

 

[strykerpks]

attractive local singles have has been noticing my MySpace page, you guys

FYP. You live in GB, gb

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hodor with the 3

 

[St. Louis Bob]

One chick at the same time would be a monumental accomplishment in this case, I think.

Hear that.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lmao

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

lmao

Seems legit.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yeah...this is real. I actually googled the practice.Our district security blocked the page.