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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

What if the doctor lady in 12 monkeys had actually been the one who started the virus?  He tells her the whole plan in 1990, then in 1996, she's giving a lecture on people who predicted viruses would kill us in 1996.  Then he comes back and instead of trying to escape,  she helps him so she can stay close to him, citing that she always recognized him.   But what if she had been the one?   Each time he goes back he's giving her all the information she needed to end the world.  

 
Much luff to Forrest and Mr. Lambskin.

Apologies to Drifter for not being in Youngstown to embarrass myself with him on his cross-country excursion

 
Henry Ford said:
No, that's definitely not it.  I just mean she's going to spend the entire lunch crying about her loser ex-fiancee.  

This chick is waaaay out of my league.  
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she's feeling like she isn't good enough. she's looking to slum for an easy confidence pick me up.  prove that she's still got it.

nail it shut

 
mr. furley said:
she's feeling like she isn't good enough. she's looking to slum for an easy confidence pick me up.  prove that she's still got it.

nail it shut
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I appreciate the vote of confidence, but she looks like a weather girl, is in charge of an 8-figure revenue non-profit, and is maybe/maybe not half my age plus seven years.  I promise she has plenty of options.

I'll keep the advice in mind in case she's got a thing for guys who look like her dad and her dad happens to be a chubby old lawyer with a cheap suit and bad knees who looks like he could have fathered Batboy, though.

 
That wasn't bat boy. That was the amazing bat child.  Bat boy was a young Bruce Wayne,  and Bruce Waynes father,  John,  didn't even get even time and everyone's like well that guy probably gets laid all the time because he's got money and power and who cares what he looks like.   That's who you are,  except not that rich and she already knows you're a ginger lawyer which is two strikes in the guess who really has a soul game,  but still,  you're John Wayne man.   John ####### Wayne.  

 
bostonfred said:
That wasn't bat boy. That was the amazing bat child.  Bat boy was a young Bruce Wayne,  and Bruce Waynes father,  John,  didn't even get even time and everyone's like well that guy probably gets laid all the time because he's got money and power and who cares what he looks like.   That's who you are,  except not that rich and she already knows you're a ginger lawyer which is two strikes in the guess who really has a soul game,  but still,  you're John Wayne man.   John ####### Wayne.  
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Bruce Wayne's father was named Thomas.

 
One time GM sent me some instructions to see the wonder of Forrestmail.  Retrospectively, I now understand why he cannot install Netflix.

 
Henry Ford said:
I appreciate the vote of confidence, but she looks like a weather girl, is in charge of an 8-figure revenue non-profit, and is maybe/maybe not half my age plus seven years.  I promise she has plenty of options.

I'll keep the advice in mind in case she's got a thing for guys who look like her dad and her dad happens to be a chubby old lawyer with a cheap suit and bad knees who looks like he could have fathered Batboy, though.
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Being rich cures all that

 
Thorn said:
One time GM sent me some instructions to see the wonder of Forrestmail.  Retrospectively, I now understand why he cannot install Netflix.
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:lmao:

I logged into one account and saw a "no-reply warning" email from Google saying somebody was trying to access my account with a strange IP address.  I clicked the details and the IP address was Portland, ME.  

Homer figured it out though. 

 
Henry Ford said:
For my city, certainly close to it I'd imagine.  Probably top 5% anyway.  There are some rich mofos in Louisiana in general, though.  
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Good friend with an attorney in Crowley who took over his dad's practice.  Was a former attorney to Edwin Edwards IIRC.  Did very well for himself.  Wouldn't be surprised if you knew the name.

 
I'm pretty sure I could take my fat ### to NOLA, put on some seersucker,  and work my way through that town like shuke eating a bag of fries.

But I'm not a soulless ginger.

 
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