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I think October would be lovely. Plenty of room for an RV. Two sleazy motels less than a block away. Good hotels 10 blocks. Great hotels a mile. 

 
you know how i know you're a monster?

because you eat the entire bag of chips, except a fistful of crumbs, then roll the bag back up and put it back in the cupboard instead of the garbage can.

:hot:

 
mr. furley said:
you know how i know you're a monster?

because you eat the entire bag of chips, except a fistful of crumbs, then roll the bag back up and put it back in the cupboard instead of the garbage can.

:hot:
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All of my likes.  The person leaving an empty tub of ice cream in the freezer can go right to hell as well.  S'matter with you people?  That's so mean.

 
Henry Ford said:
Anyone here know Ditkaless Wonders?  I can't recall if he posts in here at all.
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I don't know him know him, but I've been an iBuddy of his since 2001.  We have played in the same fantasy league together since 2002 and when I was going through a divorce, he was a kind and thoughtful listener who had some very good practical legal advice for me.  In all my dealings with him, he's been the epitome of a good, stand-up guy.  

 
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I'm not going into the GoT thread, but if anyone had anything even slightly bad to say about the last episode, please forward me their address so I can physically hurt them.

 
Dear American Airlines,

My MEM>DFW flight (AAL 2445) is delayed and is waiting on a part to be delivered by the next DFW>MEM flight (AAL 74). Predictably, (AAL 74) is delayed as well. 

Please confirm (AAL 74) is waiting in a part from my flight (AAL 2445) So I can check off #AirlineInception on my commercial air travel BINGO scorecard. 

Yours in Christ,
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Just saw this Facebook post:

"Calling all [name redacted due to embarrassment] alumni!!! Who would be interested in coming to a basketball game in the winter and being recognized as a [name still embarrassing] alum? You would get a shirt, have dinner with the 2016-2017 season, and receive tickets to the game."  The redacted name is the name of our high-school pompom squad (and I do note that they said "alumni" though I doubt seriously they've let boys on the squad).  

Yes, I am an alum. :bag:   Can't think of a worse way to spend a night, including being in rehab. :X

 
Attention childhood friends I have had trouble making new friends please help me with my loneliness and need for attention by helping me to continue to live in the past

 
bostonfred said:
Attention childhood friends I have had trouble making new friends please help me with my loneliness and need for attention by helping me to continue to live in the past
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Yeah, I seem to have a large number of high-school friends who have not moved on.  I don't know if it's an unusually large %, but seems like it to me sometimes.

 
krista4 said:
Just saw this Facebook post:

"Calling all [name redacted due to embarrassment] alumni!!! Who would be interested in coming to a basketball game in the winter and being recognized as a [name still embarrassing] alum? You would get a shirt, have dinner with the 2016-2017 season, and receive tickets to the game."  The redacted name is the name of our high-school pompom squad (and I do note that they said "alumni" though I doubt seriously they've let boys on the squad).  

Yes, I am an alum. :bag:   Can't think of a worse way to spend a night, including being in rehab. :X
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Of course.  Rehab is awesome.  It's like summer camp for adults.

 
krista4 said:
Yeah, I seem to have a large number of high-school friends who have not moved on.  I don't know if it's an unusually large %, but seems like it to me sometimes.
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Like the guy who told you he dreamed about going on airplanes with you and that you were better at running than him in the dream? 

 
True story from reddit

"Some terrorists rented a home in a rural area on Moscow' outskirts. They set up the bomb with a mobile phone acting as a detonator. But ####ers left it on, running, while they were storing the armed bomb at home.

Their mobile operator sent them a marketing SMS and they blew up lol. "

Best reply:

In Russia, spam deletes you!
 
bostonfred said:
Like the guy who told you he dreamed about going on airplanes with you and that you were better at running than him in the dream? 
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Good notebooking.  That was a guy I knew from genuine adulthood, though.

Last night I had two of three of my usual dreams:  (1) someone was chasing me trying to kill me in increasingly horrifying ways (this time he was chopping off my limbs one by one and making sculptures out of them), and (2) I was trying to herd our cats back to our house (this time, I wrangled one by using a seven-foot-tall "claw" machine).  Did not have the "late for an airplane" dream that is the other most common one.    I'm sure you've analyzed all three of those before.

 
krista4 said:
Good notebooking.  That was a guy I knew from genuine adulthood, though.

Last night I had two of three of my usual dreams:  (1) someone was chasing me trying to kill me in increasingly horrifying ways (this time he was chopping off my limbs one by one and making sculptures out of them), and (2) I was trying to herd our cats back to our house (this time, I wrangled one by using a seven-foot-tall "claw" machine).  Did not have the "late for an airplane" dream that is the other most common one.    I'm sure you've analyzed all three of those before.
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What were the sculptures of?

 
krista4 said:
Good notebooking.  That was a guy I knew from genuine adulthood, though.

Last night I had two of three of my usual dreams:  (1) someone was chasing me trying to kill me in increasingly horrifying ways (this time he was chopping off my limbs one by one and making sculptures out of them)
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Probably Pappy Van Winkle chasing you down for talking about sullying his precious bourbon 

 
Another rehab update:

I have officially done more athletic activity in the past two weeks than I have in the past five years.  I hurt everywhere.

I was playing basketball (full ####ing court) at 7:15 this morning.

 
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