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shuke said:
She seems like a good sport.  Problem is they get these non-comedians who can't deliver the jokes.  
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A good sport laughs along.  She's got a face on like a cigar store Indian. 

Way way back Jeffrey Ross aimed a barb at Dr. Ruth (who was in the audience) "Dr. Ruth is so old her (kitty) has mice"

Dr. Ruth cracked up.

 
Going to the gym for the first time since 'the incident' tomorrow morning. Guy leading the class is the same one that picked me up off the ground. Can't wait to hear what he has to say about it.

 
Let's see you drink a fifth of whiskey and row to the other side of the world after banging your wife. 

Although,  to be honest,  I think it was more the whiskey than banging your wife. 

 
Anyone in Rochester MN? Taking the wife to the Mayo Clinic in a couple weeks, sounds like we might be there for a few days...... Any good restaurants?

 
Mr.Pack said:
Anyone in Rochester MN? Taking the wife to the Mayo Clinic in a couple weeks, sounds like we might be there for a few days...... Any good restaurants?
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Good luck, buddy.

You'd think a clinic named after a controversial GMTAN condiment that all of us should be making from scratch, organically, if we want to enjoy its true essence, would be chock-full of delicious delis and sandwich shops.

 
berndog said:
Hope you posted the obligatory pictures all over facebook. Nothing warms my cockles more than seeing a bunch of half sleepy kids waiting for the bus.
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No, but my ex-wife did.  As did every other female on my FB feed with kids who are starting back at school. I'm beginning to think all my problems in life can be attributed to the fact that my mom didn't take a Polaroid of me at the start of every school year and run around her neighborhood shouting "I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE A 4TH GRADER!  LOOK!  TELL HIM TO STOP GETTING SO BIG!!!!" 

Or maybe my problems are more related to booze.  One of the two.

 
berndog said:
Hope you posted the obligatory pictures all over facebook. Nothing warms my cockles more than seeing a bunch of half sleepy kids waiting for the bus.
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I had parents posting 'Day 4 of School' pictures of thier kids.

ZOMG! Little Tommy hasn't quit 3rd grade already? What a trooper!

 
Hey guys look!!!!  We aren't the only people to get up in arms over sandwiches!  

 

San Francisco 49ers fullback Bruce Miller got booted from a restaurant for an argument over a sandwich hours before he was arrested for allegedly assaulting a 70-year-old man and his son at a San Francisco hotel, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.

Eddie Martin, the manager of Tommy’s Joynt, said that at around midnight, Miller showed up and tried to take someone else’s sandwich. From the report:

Miller stared at the buffet line for about 20 minutes, then approached the queue and started arguing with guests over a sandwich, Martin said. No one was hurt, and staff quickly escorted Miller out.

“I believe he wanted their sandwiches,” said Martin, who guessed Miller wanted their popular brisket sandwich. “The guests were great. They were very calm and amused by the situation.”
Miller was arrested for aggravated assault, elder abuse, threats, and battery a few hours later. The 49ers released Miller later that day.
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General Malaise said:
No, but my ex-wife did.  As did every other female on my FB feed with kids who are starting back at school. I'm beginning to think all my problems in life can be attributed to the fact that my mom didn't take a Polaroid of me at the start of every school year and run around her neighborhood shouting "I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE A 4TH GRADER!  LOOK!  TELL HIM TO STOP GETTING SO BIG!!!!" 

Or maybe my problems are more related to booze.  One of the two.
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Or twins. 

 
General Malaise said:
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE A 7TH GRADER!  YOU GUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rapidly catching up with Trump/Clinton posts as the most annoying thing on Facebook. Thankfully, the first day of school stuff will go away quickly. 

 
General Malaise said:
No, but my ex-wife did.  As did every other female on my FB feed with kids who are starting back at school. I'm beginning to think all my problems in life can be attributed to the fact that my mom didn't take a Polaroid of me at the start of every school year and run around her neighborhood shouting "I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE A 4TH GRADER!  LOOK!  TELL HIM TO STOP GETTING SO BIG!!!!" 

Or maybe my problems are more related to booze.  One of the two.
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I about replied to a mom who posted a video of her 7th grader playing football saying she was killing her son early...too harsh? 

 
####### sometimes it's hard to post from a phone here.

Guy in the one fantasy league I'm still in has decided to go with Trump shtick for the season.  Here's his latest post, previewing his week 1 matchup:

This week we face an absolutely horrible, extremely, extremely weak opponent. Solid Green. Just really, really weak and horrible. All of the polls show us winning big. Really, really big. Frankly, they aren't showing it big enough. Four points? Come on. I mean, maybe the polls are rigged. I don't know if they are. But I think they certainly, certainly might be. They probably are. For starters, the Solid Green quarterback is just really, really not good. He's washed up. I'm sorry to say it. He's a washed up insurance salesman. He's on t.v. selling insurance. That's what he does. Have you seen this? He sells insurance. That's it. Frankly, I don't think he even plays football. Did he play football before? He just sells insurance. And their running back... don't get us started. Ameer Abdullah. AB-DULL-UH. Abdulluh. Need I say more. I won't say anymore. Will Ameeeeer be standing for the pledge of allegiance.? I doubt it. Maybe he will. I don't think he will. And Dez Bryant. I mean. He can't catch a ball. I like him. I think he's said good things about us. So we won't say bad things about him. He can't catch, but we like him. He just can't catch. It's not all his fault. I mean his quarterback is hurt. The guy is almost dead. His back is destroyed. His back is absolutely, absolutely pulverized. I don't even know if they have a quarterback to throw to Dez. Did they get one? I don't think they did. It wouldn't make a difference. He can't catch. Especially in the big, big games. He drops the ball. He always drops the ball. But we like him. Meanwhile, we are Making Football Great Again! Jordy Nelson, for one thing. Just an absolutely great, great person. A magnificent, absolutely magnificent wide receiver. He has one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time throwing to him. Just a fantastic, fantastic quarterback. The best, actually. The quarterback is really, really great. We have so, so many great wide receivers on this team. We don't even know who to start, people. They are just quality, quality people. Any of them is better than the extremely poor, poor receivers on our opponent's team. It's frankly embarrassing for them. We added a new kicker. A great, great kicker. He kicks it so far... he kicks it farther than the whole football field. We fired our last kicker. Sebastian Janikowski. Look, we drafted him. Even though his name is Sebastian, we drafted the guy. He told us he was Russian. He says he's Russian... he was lying. Just a liar. It turns out he's Polish. He's a Polish kicker! Listen, we love the Polish people... and they love us. We have many, many close Polish friends. But, look... Let's just say they make better mathematicians than kickers. And they are horrible, horrible at math. They are just the worst at math. And reading, frankly. They can't read or do math. We are going to win big, folks. We hope they don't cheat. We really do. It would be bad for football. Extremely, extremely awful for football. I hope they don't. I think they will. 
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Bob Sacamano said:
Because, "Well, she looked older in this one than that one, so I'll bet this one is 3rd and that one 4th" isn't sufficient?
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I have no vested interest here -- my son is 2. I just can see 10 years from now, looking back at pictures of your kids and not knowing whether it was 4th or 6th grade without some frame of reference is possible and it would be nice when reminiscing to be like "awwww 3rd grade" etc. 

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
I have no vested interest here -- my son is 2. I just can see 10 years from now, looking back at pictures of your kids and not knowing whether it was 4th or 6th grade without some frame of reference is possible and it would be nice when reminiscing to be like "awwww 3rd grade" etc. 
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.JPGs don't have dates on them?

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
I have no vested interest here -- my son is 2. I just can see 10 years from now, looking back at pictures of your kids and not knowing whether it was 4th or 6th grade without some frame of reference is possible and it would be nice when reminiscing to be like "awwww 3rd grade" etc. 
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If the photos are posted on Facebook, then that would never be an issue. If they aren't posted on Facebook, it might be an issue, but at least they wouldn't be annoying us.

 
Sammy3469 said:
Point Taken.  Then again the only printed photo albums I do anymore are year-end photobooks put together on shutterfly or other photo-printing site.  
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Thats the #### my wife does. Im not saying I agree, but I can see moms making this photoalbum for high school graduation down the road. 

 
I have a good friend that posts pics of his kid on FB every day.   Not kidding.  Now he and his wife went through hell to have this baby.  Miscarriages, IV, etc.  Like everybody else I was thrilled when they had a healthy baby boy last year.  You can really find fault in them posting pics/vids of the kid every day...sometimes multiple times a day. 

BUT now that the kid is over a year old they've been posting "memories" from last year in addition to the daily posts. 

"Here's Timmy eating a grape all by himself today!"   "Here's a pic of Timmy when he was a month old sleeping"  

 
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