GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (7 Viewers)

[bentley]

How hospitable of you.

#### you.

 

[mr roboto]

Why is NCIS still on?  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'm pretty sure that "4 women" is right in my wheelhouse. Bring them.

Is this where you deliver the "footlong" by giving each of 'em "all 3 inches"?

 

[Ignoramus]

Why is NCIS still on?  

Which one?  NCIS Gilroy?  NCIS Cape Hatteras?  NCIS Cotulla?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So, when did they say you can expect your 4 ladyboys to arrive?

In. 

 

[bentley]

Which one?  NCIS Gilroy?  NCIS Cape Hatteras?  NCIS Cotulla?

I've given a bunch of speeches in crappy small towns across this state in my career. I'm pretty sure that Cotulla is the worst.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've given a bunch of speeches in crappy small towns across this state in my career. I'm pretty sure that Cotulla is the worst.

I always rate small towns on how good they'd be as a horror movie setting. How would Cotulla rate?

 

[bentley]

I always rate small towns on how good they'd be as a horror movie setting. How would Cotulla rate?

Pretty much the ideal setting. The landscape is a wasteland and all the houses look like they're about to blow away.

 

[Sconch]

In. 

Related

 

[Sconch]

Still good

 

[Frostillicus]

I always rate small towns on how good they'd be as a horror movie setting. How would Cotulla rate?

Denton should rank pretty high.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I always rate small towns on how good they'd be as a horror movie setting. How would Cotulla rate?

Gilroy would not be a good setting for a vampire movie.

 

[Sconch]

Gilroy would not be a good setting for a vampire movie.

I get California jokes.

 

[Sconch]

hey boys is a girl allowed to hang out here? hehe

wonderful

 

[bentley]

Denton should rank pretty high.

Denton has 123K people. Not sure it qualifies as a small town. 

 

[Frostillicus]

Denton has 123K people. Not sure it qualifies as a small town. 

Well one time I went there and the hotel was super creepy and deserted.  So #### your face.

 

[General Malaise]

Preheat oven to 375

Throw three frozen corn dogs into the oven.

Bake for 12 minutes.  Then rotate.  Bake another 12 minutes.

Add your favorite mustard.

Enjoy!

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Made steak for dinner tonight. Dry brined for an hour, sous vide to 129 (because it sounds way more precise than 130), allowed to cool down, seared on the BGE after I'd had it wide open for 40 minutes. Made a sauce, started off with a shallot, 6 cloves of garlic, cooked them until browned, added cabernet, reduced in half, added the beef juice from the bags and some beef demi-glace along with some chicken stock, reduced a bit further, took off the heat, then whisked in some cold butter. 

Made some sides too. It was yummy. 




 

Sounds awesome.  Love the sous vide I got last Christmas.

Recently Shuke said no to the sauce (I specifically mentioned a beef demi-glace as a choice).

Shuke was wrong.

 

[-fish-]

So, when did they say you can expect your 4 ladyboys to arrive?

hey boys is a girl allowed to hang out here? hehe

[melallen]

How about that?

[/melallen]

 

[-fish-]

Preheat oven to 375

Throw three frozen corn dogs into the oven.

Bake for 12 minutes.  Then rotate.  Bake another 12 minutes.

Add your favorite mustard.

Enjoy!

that's 24 minutes of instant gratification denial.  are they that much better than throwing them in the microwave for 2 minutes?

 

[-fish-]

Waiting 25 minutes for corndogs is ri#######diculous

I would like this a lot more times if I could.

 

[shuke]

Can I get an alias check in aisle 4, please?

 

[-fish-]

never cook food in the microwave if you can help it! Didn't your mom teach you that

search this thread for my mom's cooking.  if you want to participate, you have a lot of making up to do, toots.

 

[-fish-]

Can I get an alias check in aisle 4, please?

I would have gone with the thai ladyboy alias, but I guess they're saving that for the big reveal.

 

[Sconch]

omg 4th person tonight that said that! Do I really have to post my picture to prove im a girl?!

Post a pic of yourself, topless, holding a sign that says "I'm pregnant with GM's triplets"

 

[-fish-]

Post a pic of yourself, topless, holding a sign that says "I'm pregnant with GM's baby two more of GM's babies"

 

[Sconch]

I edited it just after I came up with the same idea

 

[-fish-]

Post a pic of yourself, topless, holding a sign that says "I'm pregnant with GM's triplets"

quick edit.

 

[-fish-]

I'm going with Zartan.  Or John Travolta.

 

[tommyboy]

Well your obviously a dude so I figured you could handle it.

 

[tommyboy]

I am a girl. I have a lovely bf and I am very secure in who I am. Are you secure with yourself the way you attack a female on the internet?

Yes. 

 

[the rover]

sending out the imp batsignal

 

[-fish-]

I can't recall anyone ever trying to fish this thread.  Should be interesting.

 

[Sconch]

I am a girl. I have a lovely bf and I am very secure in who I am. Are you secure with yourself the way you attack a female on the internet?

What's your opinion on Zark?

 

[General Malaise]

Waiting 25 minutes for corndogs is ri#######diculous

Sorry.  Maybe I'll sous vide them next time.

 

[-fish-]

Maybe homer finally snapped.

 

[tommyboy]

Maybe homer finally snapped.

Homer isn't very political. This person has only posted pro Hillary stuff so far in 3 different political threads and trolled this one. 

 

[-fish-]

Homer isn't very political. This person has only posted pro Hillary stuff so far in 3 different political threads and trolled this one. 

that was a joke.  if homer snapped he'd be on a bender through four states and 14 cheerleaders.

this is one of those political morons that follows tim around.   

 

[-fish-]

#willitsousvide

hey what's up?  do I need to give you money?  what's the timeline?

let's go get some beer.

 

[Plorfu]

Recently Shuke said no to the sauce 

:softball:

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Recently Shuke said no to the sauce 




 

:softball:




 

...unintended

 

[cstu]

I am a girl. I have a lovely bf and I am very secure in who I am. Are you secure with yourself the way you attack a female on the internet?

 a/s/l?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Maybe homer finally snapped.

Not me. I'm already in love with her and plan on having her babies. 

I I don't even care about the penis. 

 

[-fish-]

Middle/end of next week, credit card over the phone is fine. 

Beer is good. When you in town next week? 

Wednesday or Thursday

 

[-fish-]

Not me. I'm already in love with her and plan on having her babies. 

I I don't even care about the penis. 

good to hear nothing has changed, GB.  I love you.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

good to hear nothing has changed, GB.  I love you.

If I relapse, I'm crashing at your place.

 

[-fish-]

If I relapse, I'm crashing at your place.

stay strong, my brother.  But you're always welcome.  I've upgraded from the taping keys to the door days.  I have a keypad now.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

stay strong, my brother.  But you're always welcome.  I've upgraded from the taping keys to the door days.  I have a keypad now.

Fancy. 

 

[General Malaise]

Guys - Omar from Wires is in Night Off!

 

[-fish-]

Watching revenge of the sith.  It wouldn't be bad except for how horrible the guy that plays anniken is.