GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (13 Viewers)

[Sconch]

Cannot believe any generation ever found the Lawrence Welk program entertaining, but yet, I too had to watch a lot of that.

At least Hee-Haw had the Hee-Haw Honeys. 

 

[Thorn]

If a hooker laughs at you before/during/after the act, do you get some kind of discount?  Asking for a friend.

she wasn't a hooker, jerk 

 

[mr. furley]

not to get all political but

“When a man leaves a woman, especially when it was perceived that he has left for a piece of ###—a good one!—there are 50 percent of the population who will love the woman who was left,” Trump told Vanity Fair around the time.

that is awesome!

 

[Sconch]

Getting a new student tomorrow

Spoiler

Her name is Taileur.

Give it a minute

 

[cosjobs]

Headed to the hospital now and am phone-less so it will be awhile before there are any updates some I truly appreciate the well wishes.

Good luck. If you see a ginger lawyer walking down the hall with an IV, that's probably Henry Ford. He may let you use his phone, since he never does.

 

[cosjobs]

Long story I will shorten greatly.

An old buddy has fallen on very hard times. His dad died last year and now my friend has his dog. A small schnauzer about 15#. Very polite, sweet dog, but he is a Schnauzer and they are kind of one person dogs and take a while to warm up to you. He's behind on his shot and hair is a matted mess. But he was very well-bred and has a good disposition. Anyway, he needs a new home. ANy takers?

 

[El Floppo]

I'm a big fan of the term "#### all" but please get the syntax right.

somebody gave us a onesie for floppinho that said "I've done #### all today".

we had him wear it daily.

eta: he was a baby. he still does #### all, but no longer fits in the onesie.

 

[kevzilla]

Getting a new student tomorrow

Spoiler

Her name is Taileur.

Give it a minute

There was a patient named Dawnavyn today. Thought of you immediately.  

 

[El Floppo]

Getting a new student tomorrow

Spoiler

Her name is Taileur.

Give it a minute

gaieur.

 

[-fish-]

“What do you think it is about your penis that makes it so attractive and delicious to spiders?”

Clearly, spiders should not be in the 1000 favorite animals list.

 

[El Floppo]

“What do you think it is about your penis that makes it so attractive and delicious to spiders?”

Clearly, spiders should not be in the 1000 favorite animals list.

that is not the most enticing leadup to make me want to click on that link. opposite.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Yeah, worst part about eating Sunday dinners at my grandma's house.  She only got 3 channels and so it was Lawrence Welk and Hee-Haw. 

I was just going to mention Lawrence Welk. That was really a killer night of TV, wasn't it?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Long story I will shorten greatly.

An old buddy has fallen on very hard times. His dad died last year and now my friend has his dog. A small schnauzer about 15#. Very polite, sweet dog, but he is a Schnauzer and they are kind of one person dogs and take a while to warm up to you. He's behind on his shot and hair is a matted mess. But he was very well-bred and has a good disposition. Anyway, he needs a new home. ANy takers?

With a sales pitch like that...

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

that is not the most enticing leadup to make me want to click on that link. opposite.

Quick guess, what country does a story about a man being bitten on the schwantz by a poisonous spider on two separate occasions have to take place in?

(great grammar)

 

[Sconch]

Quick guess, what country does a story about a man being bitten on the schwantz by a poisonous spider on two separate occasions have to take place in?

(great grammar)

Australia

:honda:

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Australia

:honda:

Amazing. You should go on some sort of game show to show off your prodigious skills, like Press Your Luck or Card Sharks.

 

[facook]

I was just going to mention Lawrence Welk. That was really a killer night of TV, wasn't it?

In my house this was on SATURDAY evenings.  College football (cool!), pro wrestling with Ric "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO" Flair (yeah!), and then....#### all.  Lawrence Welk and Mash Reruns and Hee Haw.  I shot a lot of baskets in the ice and snow and read a lot of books.  

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

In my house this was on SATURDAY evenings.  College football (cool!), pro wrestling with Ric "WHOOOOOOOOOOOO" Flair (yeah!), and then....#### all.  Lawrence Welk and Mash Reruns and Hee Haw.  I shot a lot of baskets in the ice and snow and read a lot of books.  

I seem to remember the Muppet Show coming on around Lawrence Welk too.

And who could forget, To Tell the Truth, aka the most boring game show ever. Actually, probably most of you have forgotten it. It was boring.

 

[bostonfred]

Ive seen the tostitos logo a million times and for some reason never noticed how they highlight the word ### in it until tonight.  This must be how people felt when they found out it was nobody doesn't like sara lee or that there was an arrow in the fedex logo.

 

[-fish-]

I seem to remember the Muppet Show coming on around Lawrence Welk too.

And who could forget, To Tell the Truth, aka the most boring game show ever. Actually, probably most of you have forgotten it. It was boring.

At what point did someone think Nipsey Russell's terrible poems were comedy gold?  

 

[shuke]

hey, look, guys i just spotted the guy who has never been to In-n-Out

In-N-Out isn't that great.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

In-N-Out isn't that great.

Oh bull####

 

[Osaurus]

Oh boy.

 

[shuke]

thought bubbles

That's actually how I've been subtracting large numbers for years.  It's not the "new way".  It's the instinctive way.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

At what point did someone think Nipsey Russell's terrible poems were comedy gold?  

It was Shakespearean compared to the comedy stylings of Paul Lynde.

 

[shuke]

Oh bull####

It's good, but way overrated.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

It's good, but way overrated.

It might be overrated, but for what it is, cheap fast food, it is quite good.

 

[Limp Ditka]

In-N-Out isn't that great.

One of the bigger 'meh' meals of my life. Didn't live up to the hype

 

[-fish-]

In-N-Out isn't that great.

if we were friends I'd unfriend you

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

One of the bigger 'meh' meals of my life. Didn't live up to the hype

Resisting the urge to say unkind (but true) things about soggy beef sandwiches and weird "chili" served on noodles.

 

[Henry Ford]

Resisting the urge to say unkind (but true) things about soggy beef sandwiches and weird "chili" served on noodles.

Sounds dirty.  Tell me more.  

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Sounds dirty.  Tell me more.  

Imagine a debris po boy, only not very good and served to you by somebody resembling one of the characters from the Ditka skits on SNL.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Resisting the urge to say unkind (but true) things about soggy beef sandwiches and weird "chili" served on noodles.

Speaking of... Skyline Chili fell into that meh category too

 

[mr. furley]

In-N-Out isn't that great.

never been

 

[heckmanm]

In-N-Out isn't that great.

Not to be confused with the old in-out, which is fantastic.

 

[Kafka]

never been

I thought you had children?

 

[General Malaise]

Not to be confused with the old in-out, which is fantastic.

The hell it is.....

 

[General Malaise]

Imagine a debris po boy, only not very good and served to you by somebody resembling one of the characters from the Ditka skits on SNL.

Debris po boy a death row last meal option for me.

 

[heckmanm]

The hell it is.....

 

[Rustoleum]

The hell it is.....

If you remembered the "out" part you'd be a lot better off.

 

[Henry Ford]

Imagine a debris po boy, only not very good and served to you by somebody resembling one of the characters from the Ditka skits on SNL.

I'm stuck at trying to imagine a not very good debris po boy.  That's like imagining a non-omnipotent God.  So... What makes her God, then?

 

[mr. furley]

I thought you had children?

si, si, children

just no in-n-out within a few hundred (thousand?) miles of here

 

[Ignoramus]

In-n-out is good; it's just not as good as the zealots would have you believe.  Hence the "overrated" label.

 

[Sconch]

Oh bull####

He's right.  It's pretty good for fast food but nowhere near the hype.

 

[Sconch]

Seems real

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

He's right.  It's pretty good for fast food but nowhere near the hype.

It is a good fast food burger. 

I have them about 2x per year when I am in SF or LA. I get very excited about those visits, but if there was one near me I might just eat it 4x a year.

 

[cosjobs]

Bunch of Schnauzer haters in here

 

[krista4]

Bunch of Schnauzer haters in here

I think they're great.   

 

[cosjobs]

I think they're great.   

Thanks so much. When can you come down to get him?

 

[cosjobs]

Hope it wasn't too soon, but I just told him his rich Aunt Krista was giving him a new home. HE'S SO HAPPY. You're the best K4.