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That reminds me. I've lost a pair of Ray Bam aviators and a set of wireless headphones while on the road the last few weeks. I've gotta stop drinking so much when I travel.

 
Never realized how hot as balls Ellie Kemper was until I started watching unbreakable Jimmy Smits. Maybe I should give Ignoramus a second chance

 
My brother got quoted $1400 to have his brakes and rotors done for his Audi
Ok
That's crazy. $1400 is what it cost to change the brakes on the Apollo 11
I can't remember the exact quote I got on new brakes for my old car, but it was significantly above that. Led to a trade in...
My mechanic works on Rolls Royces and told me that a brake job on one can cost $5k because of its ridiculous complex hydraulic brake system.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
GroveDiesel said:
St. Louis Bob said:
kevzilla said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Bad news is that our 2014 401k nondiscrimination testing failed miserably.
Your 401k is bigoted? Missouri is worse than I thought.
It seems I contributed about 70% too much in 2014. I don't even know how that is possible. So I'm getting a big fat check that I'm going to get murdered in taxes on. Worse than Hitler. Another perk of being an owner of a business.
Sounds like you guys need to look into a safe harbor provision. Or a cash balance plan. Or convince the hobos working for you to be grownups and actually save for retirement.
:goodposting:

We got hosed in that a guy that wasn't an owner but always maxed out his 401k, retired last year. We matched .50 on the dollar without a limit and people weren't putting money in. I don't get it.
Lotta people living paycheck to paycheck. We can't all be rolling in raisins and ice bags.
We weren't exaclt paying our people minimum wage. They all could have afforded to put a couple of grand in a year, minimum, if they wanted to. My Dad tried hard for years to explain how great of a deal they were getting but there are still people scared of banks and would rather have money in their pocket. Which ironically, was probably in most cases, was in a bank.

 
Lets see...

My wife is out of town with my Mom and my cousin's wedding shower. My Mom (and my Dad really) have hated my wife lately because she has been a little less than fun. I keep telling them it's because she lives in a house with 4 #####. Sure enough, her, Mom and my Aunts are having a blast. Mrs. SLB called me a little bit ago really drunk and I could hear my Mom giggling in the background like they are up to something. I don't care if they are both getting plowed, so ####### cool, that's one less thing I need to worry about.

I took the boys on a 4 mile walk around town. I showed them where Jimtan was laid to rest. Cal asked how I knew the cat's name. I told him that was what I named him. Cal, who asks a million questions about everything was alright with this answer. He just kind of bowed his head.

My Dad showed up at 3:02. He told me he would be here at 3:00. He told me Thursday at the bar he wanted to spend the night. This isn't normal behavior for my Father. I don't care, he's welcome to stay as long as he wants. The real deal is he need to talk about work and needed to have a drink with me. We used to get together all the time one on one but haven't in about 6 months. We started drinking beer at 3:09. We got a lot of talking done. I'm his one true confidant and things are a bit sticky. It will all be good though, I promised him and you that.

Had many beers, grilled some burgers and asparagus for all us boys. We played Crazy 8's with the boys after dinner and drank whiskey. Today was a very good day.

 
My brother got quoted $1400 to have his brakes and rotors done for his Audi
Ok
That's crazy. $1400 is what it cost to change the brakes on the Apollo 11
I can't remember the exact quote I got on new brakes for my old car, but it was significantly above that. Led to a trade in...
My mechanic works on Rolls Royces and told me that a brake job on one can cost $5k because of its ridiculous complex hydraulic brake system.
If you need front and rear brakes and rotors, it gets expensive. Things like this have lead me to leasing. Over the course of 3 years I have about 2-300 in expenses. The lease ends around 25k miles, I say goodbye and someone else can deal with that ####. There is obviously a slight premium to lease versus buy, but when you really boil down all the costs, the variance isn't that large.

 
Of course now I'm in the basement listening to music, smoking pot, cigs and drinking whiskey while he's asleep upstairs. Something oddly familiar about this.

 
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Found out tonight that my cousin's husband cheater on her.

Feeling stabby
Around here that means you banged your cousin.
They didn't get into that aspect of Bako living on that episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Douches
Because Guy Fiero isn't a journalist.
He isn't much of a chef either. Doesn't stop him from yammering about "Fargo's best chicken fried steak restaurant/Ed Hardy tattoo parlor."

 
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Of course now I'm in the basement listening to music, smoking pot, cigs and drinking whiskey while he's asleep upstairs. Something oddly familiar about this.
d your quota of positive votes for the day
Oh yeah and I didn't win the caption contest but you and Boom's combo got runner up. The winner was so terrible and pedestrian I'm not even going to post it here.
http://i.imgur.com/9re6wft.jpg

 
Of course now I'm in the basement listening to music, smoking pot, cigs and drinking whiskey while he's asleep upstairs. Something oddly familiar about this.
d your quota of positive votes for the day
Oh yeah and I didn't win the caption contest but you and Boom's combo got runner up. The winner was so terrible and pedestrian I'm not even going to post it here.
http://i.imgur.com/9re6wft.jpg
"Breaking into a Staples truck is easy!" GET IT, EASY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO CLEVER!!!! HE TOOK WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS DOING IN THE PICTURE THEN ADDED THEIR OLD TAG LINE!!!! AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
 
Of course now I'm in the basement listening to music, smoking pot, cigs and drinking whiskey while he's asleep upstairs. Something oddly familiar about this.
d your quota of positive votes for the day
Oh yeah and I didn't win the caption contest but you and Boom's combo got runner up. The winner was so terrible and pedestrian I'm not even going to post it here.
http://i.imgur.com/9re6wft.jpg
"Breaking into a Staples truck is easy!" GET IT, EASY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO CLEVER!!!! HE TOOK WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS DOING IN THE PICTURE THEN ADDED THEIR OLD TAG LINE!!!! AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYnwucKYuEw&t=1m42s

 
I was going to ride my bike 25 miles this afternoon to do a little training for the upcoming ride. Instead, I Irished up my coffee, had a few beers in the driveway with a neighbor this norning, and took a nap. Go team Bentley!

 

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