GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (8 Viewers)

[bentley]

That reminds me. I've lost a pair of Ray Bam aviators and a set of wireless headphones while on the road the last few weeks. I've gotta stop drinking so much when I travel.

 

[-fish-]

That reminds me. I've lost a pair of Ray Bam aviators and a set of wireless headphones while on the road the last few weeks. I've gotta stop drinking so much when I travel.

My link

 

[Mr. Pickles]

People wear gloves?

Minnesohhhtans still wear mittens because they can't figure out which finger goes where.

Man, that's a doozy.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Beets by Dre?

 

[bentley]

That reminds me. I've lost a pair of Ray Bam aviators and a set of wireless headphones while on the road the last few weeks. I've gotta stop drinking so much when I travel.

My link

 

[Annyong]

Hey guess what, she is taking too long to get ready and we will be late to the show

 

[Limp Ditka]

People wear gloves?

Minnesohhhtans still wear mittens because they can't figure out which finger goes where.

[insert :roarin: here]

 

[bostonfred]

Never realized how hot as balls Ellie Kemper was until I started watching unbreakable Jimmy Smits. Maybe I should give Ignoramus a second chance

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Going to see the Book of Mormon tonight for the ladies birthday and staying at the W. Hoping for butt stuff. Will accept any stuff.

This is a noble pursuit. Good luck.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

My brother got quoted $1400 to have his brakes and rotors done for his Audi

Ok

That's crazy. $1400 is what it cost to change the brakes on the Apollo 11

I can't remember the exact quote I got on new brakes for my old car, but it was significantly above that. Led to a trade in...

 

[BobbyLayne]

Got accosted by P.E.T.A. in Union Square today.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/MissTomFord/PETA/YourFurHadaFace.jpg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzkx60NERhw&sns=em

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Got accosted by P.E.T.A. in Union Square today.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/MissTomFord/PETA/YourFurHadaFace.jpg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzkx60NERhw&sns=em

Did you tell them if they get fake blood on your clothes they'll had real blood on theirs?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Got accosted by P.E.T.A. in Union Square today.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/MissTomFord/PETA/YourFurHadaFace.jpg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzkx60NERhw&sns=em

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/105265939/WileE.jpg

 

[BobbyLayne]

Got accosted by P.E.T.A. in Union Square today.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/MissTomFord/PETA/YourFurHadaFace.jpg.

Had my 6 y.o. daughter with me. Just told them to move along. Through clenched teeth.

 

[bentley]

Tweet of the night

https://twitter.com/numbersmuncher/status/579466782471249920

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Tweet of the night

https://twitter.com/numbersmuncher/status/579466782471249920

Creepy as ####

 

[cstu]

My brother got quoted $1400 to have his brakes and rotors done for his Audi

Ok

That's crazy. $1400 is what it cost to change the brakes on the Apollo 11

I can't remember the exact quote I got on new brakes for my old car, but it was significantly above that. Led to a trade in...

My mechanic works on Rolls Royces and told me that a brake job on one can cost $5k because of its ridiculous complex hydraulic brake system.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bad news is that our 2014 401k nondiscrimination testing failed miserably.

Your 401k is bigoted? Missouri is worse than I thought.

It seems I contributed about 70% too much in 2014. I don't even know how that is possible. So I'm getting a big fat check that I'm going to get murdered in taxes on. Worse than Hitler. Another perk of being an owner of a business.

Sounds like you guys need to look into a safe harbor provision. Or a cash balance plan. Or convince the hobos working for you to be grownups and actually save for retirement.

We got hosed in that a guy that wasn't an owner but always maxed out his 401k, retired last year. We matched .50 on the dollar without a limit and people weren't putting money in. I don't get it.

Lotta people living paycheck to paycheck. We can't all be rolling in raisins and ice bags.

We weren't exaclt paying our people minimum wage. They all could have afforded to put a couple of grand in a year, minimum, if they wanted to. My Dad tried hard for years to explain how great of a deal they were getting but there are still people scared of banks and would rather have money in their pocket. Which ironically, was probably in most cases, was in a bank.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

People wear gloves?

My boys got some latex gloves at STEM. They wore them around the house the next day. It was really creepy.

That reminds me. I've lost a pair of Ray Bam aviators and a set of wireless headphones while on the road the last few weeks. I've gotta stop drinking so much when I travel.

My link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Remembering MTV thread is nostalgia gold for us old drunks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

my kid is watching "a million ways to die in the west" I'm not really watching it.

This is brilliant though

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lets see...

My wife is out of town with my Mom and my cousin's wedding shower. My Mom (and my Dad really) have hated my wife lately because she has been a little less than fun. I keep telling them it's because she lives in a house with 4 #####. Sure enough, her, Mom and my Aunts are having a blast. Mrs. SLB called me a little bit ago really drunk and I could hear my Mom giggling in the background like they are up to something. I don't care if they are both getting plowed, so ####### cool, that's one less thing I need to worry about.

I took the boys on a 4 mile walk around town. I showed them where Jimtan was laid to rest. Cal asked how I knew the cat's name. I told him that was what I named him. Cal, who asks a million questions about everything was alright with this answer. He just kind of bowed his head.

My Dad showed up at 3:02. He told me he would be here at 3:00. He told me Thursday at the bar he wanted to spend the night. This isn't normal behavior for my Father. I don't care, he's welcome to stay as long as he wants. The real deal is he need to talk about work and needed to have a drink with me. We used to get together all the time one on one but haven't in about 6 months. We started drinking beer at 3:09. We got a lot of talking done. I'm his one true confidant and things are a bit sticky. It will all be good though, I promised him and you that.

Had many beers, grilled some burgers and asparagus for all us boys. We played Crazy 8's with the boys after dinner and drank whiskey. Today was a very good day.

 

[cosjobs]

my kid is watching "a million ways to die in the west" I'm not really watching it.

It had a chuckle or two before i left the theater in disgust. Not at purient humor but the total lack of entertainment

 

[St. Louis Bob]

my kid is watching "a million ways to die in the west" I'm not really watching it.

This is brilliant though

Cal asked me what "cuckhold" meant yesterday.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cal and Your Dad 2016

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

my kid is watching "a million ways to die in the west" I'm not really watching it.

I'M SURE THERE IS A MARTIN AND LEWIS VEHICLE ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, I bet all the overs in NCAA thanks to Frosty. I'll love when my GBTB asks why I placed those bets and he curses Frosty.

 

[strykerpks]

my kid is watching "a million ways to die in the west" I'm not really watching it.

This is brilliant though

I like the qualifier of "I'm not really watching it" so you can deny liking it. Brilliantly played.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal and Your Dad 2016

I should be dead by then.

 

[cosjobs]

my kid is watching "a million ways to die in the west" I'm not really watching it.

I couldn't even afford a brake job on a vehicle like that

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cal and Your Dad 2016

I should be dead by then.

I'm still voting that ticket.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

my kid is watching "a million ways to die in the west" I'm not really watching it.

This is brilliant though

I like the qualifier of "I'm not really watching it" so you can deny liking it. Brilliantly played.

No, I like what I've seen. It's just on in the background. Seth McFarland USA is funny 75% of the time.

 

[fantasycurse42]

My brother got quoted $1400 to have his brakes and rotors done for his Audi

Ok

That's crazy. $1400 is what it cost to change the brakes on the Apollo 11

I can't remember the exact quote I got on new brakes for my old car, but it was significantly above that. Led to a trade in...

My mechanic works on Rolls Royces and told me that a brake job on one can cost $5k because of its ridiculous complex hydraulic brake system.

If you need front and rear brakes and rotors, it gets expensive. Things like this have lead me to leasing. Over the course of 3 years I have about 2-300 in expenses. The lease ends around 25k miles, I say goodbye and someone else can deal with that ####. There is obviously a slight premium to lease versus buy, but when you really boil down all the costs, the variance isn't that large.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal and Your Dad 2016

I should be dead by then.

I'm still voting that ticket.

If you can find the bus.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Of course now I'm in the basement listening to music, smoking pot, cigs and drinking whiskey while he's asleep upstairs. Something oddly familiar about this.

 

[Guster]

Got accosted by P.E.T.A. in Union Square today.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/MissTomFord/PETA/YourFurHadaFace.jpg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzkx60NERhw&sns=em

Your life and mine; they're pretty different.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Of course now I'm in the basement listening to music, smoking pot, cigs and drinking whiskey while he's asleep upstairs. Something oddly familiar about this.

d your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Limp Ditka]

Found out tonight that my cousin's husband cheater on her.

Feeling stabby

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Found out tonight that my cousin's husband cheater on her.

Feeling stabby

Around here that means you banged your cousin.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Damn...totally forgot

http://www.turnto23.com/news/local-news/bpd-officers-searching-for-armed-gunman-following-wednesday-night-shooting

The original shooting happened about 150 yards from my classroom.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Found out tonight that my cousin's husband cheater on her.

Feeling stabby

Around here that means you banged your cousin.

They didn't get into that aspect of Bako living on that episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Douches

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Found out tonight that my cousin's husband cheater on her.

Feeling stabby

Around here that means you banged your cousin.

They didn't get into that aspect of Bako living on that episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Douches

Because Guy Fiero isn't a journalist.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Found out tonight that my cousin's husband cheater on her.

Feeling stabby

Around here that means you banged your cousin.

They didn't get into that aspect of Bako living on that episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Douches

Because Guy Fiero isn't a journalist.

He isn't much of a chef either. Doesn't stop him from yammering about "Fargo's best chicken fried steak restaurant/Ed Hardy tattoo parlor."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Of course now I'm in the basement listening to music, smoking pot, cigs and drinking whiskey while he's asleep upstairs. Something oddly familiar about this.

d your quota of positive votes for the day

Oh yeah and I didn't win the caption contest but you and Boom's combo got runner up. The winner was so terrible and pedestrian I'm not even going to post it here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Found out tonight that my cousin's husband cheater on her.

Feeling stabby

Around here that means you banged your cousin.

They didn't get into that aspect of Bako living on that episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Douches

Because Guy Fiero isn't a journalist.

Or a chef from what I understand

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Of course now I'm in the basement listening to music, smoking pot, cigs and drinking whiskey while he's asleep upstairs. Something oddly familiar about this.

d your quota of positive votes for the day

Oh yeah and I didn't win the caption contest but you and Boom's combo got runner up. The winner was so terrible and pedestrian I'm not even going to post it here.

http://i.imgur.com/9re6wft.jpg

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Of course now I'm in the basement listening to music, smoking pot, cigs and drinking whiskey while he's asleep upstairs. Something oddly familiar about this.

d your quota of positive votes for the day

Oh yeah and I didn't win the caption contest but you and Boom's combo got runner up. The winner was so terrible and pedestrian I'm not even going to post it here.

http://i.imgur.com/9re6wft.jpg

Spoiler

"Breaking into a Staples truck is easy!" GET IT, EASY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO CLEVER!!!! HE TOOK WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS DOING IN THE PICTURE THEN ADDED THEIR OLD TAG LINE!!!! AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Of course now I'm in the basement listening to music, smoking pot, cigs and drinking whiskey while he's asleep upstairs. Something oddly familiar about this.

d your quota of positive votes for the day

Oh yeah and I didn't win the caption contest but you and Boom's combo got runner up. The winner was so terrible and pedestrian I'm not even going to post it here.

http://i.imgur.com/9re6wft.jpg

Spoiler

"Breaking into a Staples truck is easy!" GET IT, EASY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO CLEVER!!!! HE TOOK WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS DOING IN THE PICTURE THEN ADDED THEIR OLD TAG LINE!!!! AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYnwucKYuEw&t=1m42s

 

[bentley]

I was going to ride my bike 25 miles this afternoon to do a little training for the upcoming ride. Instead, I Irished up my coffee, had a few beers in the driveway with a neighbor this norning, and took a nap. Go team Bentley!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

tankless water heaters what do ya got people?