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- Thread starter General Malaise
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5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
That chance to get a shirt that has some kind of monster(?) on it that looks like a giant vagine filled with teeth(Doritos optional), but which was allegedly unintended to look like that(it was totally intended to look like that though).
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
You get more results than you'd think when you Google dorito vag.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
My brother Wrigley does the t shirt exchange thing. He likes to get local shirts from places he's never been to apparently.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
#### YEA!!!!Piere's!!Small town-ish feel with 250K people. More conservative than might be expected for its size (although it iS in Indiana), but more stuck-in-the-mud than hard right-wing. Younger folks are trying to drag it into the 20th (yes) century.Only 1 established brewpub, with another still getting up to speed, but 3-4 more preparing to open.
Plenty of good local restaurants, but Applebees, Chili's, and Texas Roadhouse are always busy.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I'm very picky about my t-shirts these days. Super soft, pre-washed cotton with no tags.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I like the cut of your jib.I'm very picky about my t-shirts these days. Super soft, pre-washed cotton with no tags.
General Malaise
Footballguy
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Has he ever been to some kind of cosmic vortex where a vag/not vag the size of a Ford Expedition with shark teeth was, I dunno, guarding the entryway?
If he hasn't, he may just hit the lottery if the right guy is in this exchange.
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Mr.Pack
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Happy I'm not alone here.
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
The Beyonce one is for every one of the little @#%$#$ (@$@ing @#$@#%$ers that typcially wear a Misfits t-shirt who weren't even alive before the band broke up.
Saw a 12 year old at the mall a handful of years ago in a Misfits t-shirt. Wanted to punch them right in the face, then punch their parents for allowing it.
Then I remembered that Glenn Danzig is basically a ##### of the highest order, and I sort of felt bad for the kid(a little).
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Officer Pete Malloy
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Now THAT'S comedy!Better?General Malaise said:I don't get it.Officer Pete Malloy said:
I didn't get the Byonce one either.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Having the knowledge that Shuke once worked at Sizzler, life seems a little more complete.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Now I really don't get it.5-ish Finkle said:The Beyonce one is for every one of the little @#%$#$ (@$@ing @#$@#%$ers that typcially wear a Misfits t-shirt who weren't even alive before the band broke up.General Malaise said:I don't get it.Officer Pete Malloy said:
I didn't get the Byonce one either.
Saw a 12 year old at the mall a handful of years ago in a Misfits t-shirt. Wanted to punch them right in the face, then punch their parents for allowing it.
Then I remembered that Glenn Danzig is basically a ##### of the highest order, and I sort of felt bad for the kid(a little).
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Just stopping in to say hello. I'm not all that comfortable posting in a public forum any longer so please no references to my slave name in any way. I hope all is well.
Officer Pete Malloy
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
A friend of mine named Larry once told me, around the time of Bill Clinton's 2nd inauguration, "You know, President Clinton and I are buddies."
I said, "Sure you are."
He said, "No, really! Just turn on your TV tonight to the Inaugural Ball. You'll see me."
Sure enough, I turned on the TV that night, and there was Larry, talking to President Clinton with his arm around the guy.
Not long after, I was talking to Larry about how much I admired Johnny Depp as an actor. Larry said, "Oh, he's a good friend."
I said, "Noooo!"
Larry said, "Let's hop in my car". He drove me to the bar Johnny Depp owns, and as we sipped drinks, Johnny happened to walk by, immediately exclaimed "Larry!" and fell into Larry's arms.
This was getting spooky. Larry seemed to know everyone! I tested Larry with a few more people. We were back in the Bay Area. Larry was telling me he was buddy-buddy with Jerry Brown. We went to a Press Conference at Oakland City Hall, and just before Brown started answering questions, he said "I see my friend Larry out there."
Same kind of thing happened when we went to Bob Dylan's house and rang the bell. Bob answered the door, said "Larry!" gave my friend a big hug, and invited us in for drinks.
I was becoming a believer, but then one day we were having another conversation and Larry said something about "my friend the Pope."
I said, "You can't know him, too!"
Larry said, "Wanna bet?"
Larry happens to be very well off, so he flew the both of us to Rome. We took a cab to St. Peters Square. We were standing in the big crowd below the balcony of the Pope's apartment. Larry said, "Excuse me for a little while" and disappeared into the crowd.
A little while after that, John Paul appeared on the balcony and started blessing people. And who should be up there beside him but...you guessed it!
I was utterly amazed! I nudged a fellow standing next to me, pointed to the balcony, and said, "Look!"
The guy shaded his eyes with his palm, peered up at the balcony, turned back to me, and said, "Who's that guy up there with Larry?"
I said, "Sure you are."
He said, "No, really! Just turn on your TV tonight to the Inaugural Ball. You'll see me."
Sure enough, I turned on the TV that night, and there was Larry, talking to President Clinton with his arm around the guy.
Not long after, I was talking to Larry about how much I admired Johnny Depp as an actor. Larry said, "Oh, he's a good friend."
I said, "Noooo!"
Larry said, "Let's hop in my car". He drove me to the bar Johnny Depp owns, and as we sipped drinks, Johnny happened to walk by, immediately exclaimed "Larry!" and fell into Larry's arms.
This was getting spooky. Larry seemed to know everyone! I tested Larry with a few more people. We were back in the Bay Area. Larry was telling me he was buddy-buddy with Jerry Brown. We went to a Press Conference at Oakland City Hall, and just before Brown started answering questions, he said "I see my friend Larry out there."
Same kind of thing happened when we went to Bob Dylan's house and rang the bell. Bob answered the door, said "Larry!" gave my friend a big hug, and invited us in for drinks.
I was becoming a believer, but then one day we were having another conversation and Larry said something about "my friend the Pope."
I said, "You can't know him, too!"
Larry said, "Wanna bet?"
Larry happens to be very well off, so he flew the both of us to Rome. We took a cab to St. Peters Square. We were standing in the big crowd below the balcony of the Pope's apartment. Larry said, "Excuse me for a little while" and disappeared into the crowd.
A little while after that, John Paul appeared on the balcony and started blessing people. And who should be up there beside him but...you guessed it!
I was utterly amazed! I nudged a fellow standing next to me, pointed to the balcony, and said, "Look!"
The guy shaded his eyes with his palm, peered up at the balcony, turned back to me, and said, "Who's that guy up there with Larry?"
Thorn
Footballguy
heckmanm
Footballguy
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
That story's so like Larry.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Hope things are going well for you, Springfield Pete.
BobbyLayne
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Mr.Pack
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Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Thorn said:
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
kevzilla
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydyy-frH1-UCan't really blame a Bears fan for being desperate for a little excitement.
kevzilla
Footballguy
I think that cat just found out about Brandon Marshall.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydyy-frH1-UCan't really blame a Bears fan for being desperate for a little excitement.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Just walked up to the vending machine and it wouldn't take my money. Then I notice it says "5.00 credit" so I punch in a number. BAM free pop tarts and $4 change.
Thanks, Obama!
Thanks, Obama!
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Hey girl. I got some product for your hair.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Felt guilty and turned $5 in to HR.
