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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (29 Viewers)

Officer Pete Malloy said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
5-ish Finkle said:
Annyong said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
I make coffee in a coffer maker. Then I pour it in a cup or a mug. After that, I drink the coffee. If I want another cup/mug of coffee I pour it from the pot into a mug/cup.
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A real trailblazer here
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I'll bet the mug has a cat on it.
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No it doesn't.
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Lies
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You're the ####ing liar!
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Not really.

 
I drink 6-8 K-cups a day. The other day I counted and realized we have over 40 flavor (including teas, cider, hot chocolate, Kahkua et al.

 
Rode in a P85D today. Anyone have a home remedy for removing your tonsils from your scrotum.

Fun but JFC there's just no way to prepare for what happens when the driver punches it.

 
BobbyLayne said:
Rode in a P85D today. Anyone have a home remedy for removing your tonsils from your scrotum.

Fun but JFC there's just no way to prepare for what happens when the driver punches it.
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My brother has the roadster...it's such a weird sensation the first time you drive one and getting the g forces without the sound of an engine.

 
bostonfred said:
I get my coffee like I get my women. Same one, every day, for the rest of my life. I used to look forward to it but now I realize I need it and it needs me and it's just become part of my routine that I don't know if I could even quit drinking it if I wanted to but sometimes I see other coffees out there and i think, you know, I'm not even getting an espresso shot these days, I'm not even getting a caffeine buzz so much as I'm afraid of what would happen if I didn't have my coffee and I know it would be exhausting and I'd have a lot of headaches but #### me I really want to try a machochoco once in a while and its been so long I'd probably settle for a Newmans own from McDonald's and is it even wrong to try a different coffee I mean we both agreed to be the only one for each other but that was like ten years ago and just because shes some kind of a sexual camel doesn't mean I don't still have needs I just want to #### something, anything but my hand before I die but we have the children and I can't imagine how it would screw them up if they found out about it but it's my life too and #### this I'm going to the gym and get myself in shape and if I slip and fall into some ##### then it was her fault for not seeing the signs.
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:slowclap: Brilliant!

 
bostonfred said:
I get my coffee like I get my women. Same one, every day, for the rest of my life. I used to look forward to it but now I realize I need it and it needs me and it's just become part of my routine that I don't know if I could even quit drinking it if I wanted to but sometimes I see other coffees out there and i think, you know, I'm not even getting an espresso shot these days, I'm not even getting a caffeine buzz so much as I'm afraid of what would happen if I didn't have my coffee and I know it would be exhausting and I'd have a lot of headaches but #### me I really want to try a machochoco once in a while and its been so long I'd probably settle for a Newmans own from McDonald's and is it even wrong to try a different coffee I mean we both agreed to be the only one for each other but that was like ten years ago and just because shes some kind of a sexual camel doesn't mean I don't still have needs I just want to #### something, anything but my hand before I die but we have the children and I can't imagine how it would screw them up if they found out about it but it's my life too and #### this I'm going to the gym and get myself in shape and if I slip and fall into some ##### then it was her fault for not seeing the signs.
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So good. :thumbup: :thumbup:

 
-fish- said:
BobbyLayne said:
Rode in a P85D today. Anyone have a home remedy for removing your tonsils from your scrotum.

Fun but JFC there's just no way to prepare for what happens when the driver punches it.
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My brother has the roadster...it's such a weird sensation the first time you drive one and getting the g forces without the sound of an engine.
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Between Model X, Model 3 and Gigafactory, it's pretty much a lock I'll be in one by the end of 2017. Not the most refined car but GD is it fun.

 
bostonfred said:
BobbyLayne said:
Immagonna go have an expresso for desert. Good chat.
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I used to get expressos for dessert. Sometimes as an appetizer or both or the whole meal. Then we had a kid and guess who switched to decaf.
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The kids are getting ice cream. Me, I'm getting fat.

 
Ignoramus said:
General Malaise said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
General Malaise said:
A-Aaron, when you coming back to Portland? Never? Soon? I need to start putting excuses on my calendar to get away from camp babyness.
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no idea. traveling with a newborn doesn't really sound too exciting to me.but, I'm sure I'll head back that way at some point. my sister moved to NW Portland somewhere.
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Yeah, that's the pits. Babies really are the worst.
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Wait, what?
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Naw, naw, they're just kidding around. That first year flies by.Serious PROTIP: check out the aptly named podcast The Longest Shortest Time. It comes out once a week, I think on Wednesday at 3 a.m.

That release time will make sense later. Available on iTunes, podcasts, NPR.

 
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I'm going out with the blonde 20something while she's still 20something. she's decided to get an enhancement on June 27. DD is too big, I think, but we'll see.

 
Off to Key West in the morning. I'll check in with some of Tanner's friends around the Hemingway House. :excited:

 
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5-ish Finkle said:
All coffee tastes like old pennies.

ALL coffee.
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No. Have you ever actually tasted a penny? At a party in high school, on a bet I poured a container of pennies (maybe 5 bucks worth?) into a mug of beer and chugged it. Still have the taste in my mouth.

 
shuke said:
5-ish Finkle said:
All coffee tastes like old pennies.

ALL coffee.
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No. Have you ever actually tasted a penny? At a party in high school, on a bet I poured a container of pennies (maybe 5 bucks worth?) into a mug of beer and chugged it. Still have the taste in my mouth.
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if that was on video you'd finally get my vote
 
shuke said:
5-ish Finkle said:
All coffee tastes like old pennies.

ALL coffee.
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No. Have you ever actually tasted a penny?
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I have indeed tasted a penny. Hence my belief.

At a party in high school, on a bet I poured a container of pennies (maybe 5 bucks worth?) into a mug of beer and chugged it. Still have the taste in my mouth.
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You basically just described how I feel about the taste of coffee(minus ruining a perfectly good beer by infecting it with coffee).

 
People who are Super bitter tasters aren't going to like dark roast coffee or even often plain black coffee. I'm not sure why we have to act like they're wrong when they simply taste things differently. Frankly, science says that they're more evolved since bitterness is often associated with poisons or other foods that ar unhealthy. So basically, people that can't stand plain dark roast coffees are evolutionarily superior individuals.

 
This civic leadership group I'm in is having our ninth and final session this Friday. It's an eight hour discussion of the state of health care. A large group of us are meeting at 7 a.m. to tailgate before the event, complete with breakfast tacos, bloody marys and mimosas. We've already received a sternly worded email from the lady that runs the program requesting that we show up sober and reminding us of our commitment to the community. Should be a good time.

 
bentley said:
This civic leadership group I'm in is having our ninth and final session this Friday. It's an eight hour discussion of the state of health care. A large group of us are meeting at 7 a.m. to tailgate before the event, complete with breakfast tacos, bloody marys and mimosas. We've already received a sternly worded email from the lady that runs the program requesting that we show up sober and reminding us of our commitment to the community. Should be a good time.
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Challenge accepted.

 
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