Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You got inanimate objects being portrayed with human emotions, personalities, and actions. 
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Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Is it ono-motto-pee-a?You got inanimate objects being portrayed with human emotions, personalities, and actions.
YSR
Footballguy
Is it pee?Is it ono-motto-pee-a?You got inanimate objects being portrayed with human emotions, personalities, and actions.
Thorn
Footballguy
Turns out it's been mustard this whole time.Is it pee?Is it ono-motto-pee-a?You got inanimate objects being portrayed with human emotions, personalities, and actions.
El Floppo
Footballguy
I got people wearing costumes.You got inanimate objects being portrayed with human emotions, personalities, and actions.
I think of something like this.
I'm not proud of even seeing or raising the point in the first place (unless my english teacher mom is reading.... hi mom!... didja see?!- I corrected somebody's use of a word. I know, right- I'm awesome!).
Thorn
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
whatI got people wearing costumes.You got inanimate objects being portrayed with human emotions, personalities, and actions.
I think of something like this.
I'm not proud of even seeing or raising the point in the first place (unless my english teacher mom is reading.... hi mom!... didja see?!- I corrected somebody's use of a word. I know, right- I'm awesome!).
El Floppo
Footballguy
NEAT BOARDwhatI got people wearing costumes.You got inanimate objects being portrayed with human emotions, personalities, and actions.
I think of something like this.
I'm not proud of even seeing or raising the point in the first place (unless my english teacher mom is reading.... hi mom!... didja see?!- I corrected somebody's use of a word. I know, right- I'm awesome!).
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Just had lunch with Cal and his GF. 
Anyhow, she was writing on 3x5 index cards during lunch and I asked her what she was doing. Turns out she is writing a play called White Sparrow and apparently this isn't her first rodeo in this genre. She explained it's about a guy that falls in love with a woman but she is known to run around with other men (exact quote) but he decides to marry her anyway. After a few months of marriage she notices that he is hanging around another man quite often.
I tuned out after that....
Anyhow, she was writing on 3x5 index cards during lunch and I asked her what she was doing. Turns out she is writing a play called White Sparrow and apparently this isn't her first rodeo in this genre. She explained it's about a guy that falls in love with a woman but she is known to run around with other men (exact quote) but he decides to marry her anyway. After a few months of marriage she notices that he is hanging around another man quite often.
I tuned out after that....
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
:backsoutofthread:
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
This is one of my best friends to the T. Walks into Comsikey, orders 2 dogs and a beer, consumes it and starts looking for the door.get there for the end of the 6th inning.
I don't think I could even do a whole baseball game any more- let alone hang out longer for fireworks (fireworks sound better to me than the game). but damn- those first moments walking into the stadium and seeing the green field, crisp uniforms- hearing the sounds of game, hot-dogs and beer always taste better (even though I know outside of the stadium they'd taste like dog-food) too...but then by the 2nd inning, I'm done.
eta: dammit- I started typing all of this being so excited for your kid, and then I remembered how boring baseball is. still excited for you and the kid to share this first moment though...
If it's a day game and a chance to work on the tan, he might see the game become official.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CAL'S GIRLFRIEND SOMETHING SOMETHING.Just had lunch with Cal and his GF.
Anyhow, she was writing on 3x5 index cards during lunch and I asked her what she was doing. Turns out she is writing a play called White Sparrow and apparently this isn't her first rodeo in this genre. She explained it's about a guy that falls in love with a woman but she is known to run around with other men (exact quote) but he decides to marry her anyway. After a few months of marriage she notices that he is hanging around another man quite often.
I tuned out after that....
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Wait what now? How old are we talking here?Just had lunch with Cal and his GF.
Anyhow, she was writing on 3x5 index cards during lunch and I asked her what she was doing. Turns out she is writing a play called White Sparrow and apparently this isn't her first rodeo in this genre. She explained it's about a guy that falls in love with a woman but she is known to run around with other men (exact quote) but he decides to marry her anyway. After a few months of marriage she notices that he is hanging around another man quite often.
I tuned out after that....
-fish-
Footballguy
sure it wasn't White Swallow?Just had lunch with Cal and his GF.
Anyhow, she was writing on 3x5 index cards during lunch and I asked her what she was doing. Turns out she is writing a play called White Sparrow and apparently this isn't her first rodeo in this genre. She explained it's about a guy that falls in love with a woman but she is known to run around with other men (exact quote) but he decides to marry her anyway. After a few months of marriage she notices that he is hanging around another man quite often.
I tuned out after that....
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
She'll be 11 in October.Wait what now? How old are we talking here?Just had lunch with Cal and his GF.
Anyhow, she was writing on 3x5 index cards during lunch and I asked her what she was doing. Turns out she is writing a play called White Sparrow and apparently this isn't her first rodeo in this genre. She explained it's about a guy that falls in love with a woman but she is known to run around with other men (exact quote) but he decides to marry her anyway. After a few months of marriage she notices that he is hanging around another man quite often.
I tuned out after that....
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Her handwriting was so neat it looked like it could have been typed or something.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Great now we'll never know how it ends.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Time of Thread Death: When Floppo Went All Grammar Norman Bates-y
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Her father is a very large, strapping, Polish immigrant. I'm already concerned that he might take that whole invasion prank back in 39, seriously.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
One of the great things I love about my new job is that I don't have a company credit card. I've already racked up enough points for a free flight. 
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, me too. I'd give anything to get a MLB team in Portland.I love going to baseball games.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.
General Malaise
Footballguy
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
You can have the Mariners as far as I am concerned. I'll even throw in the Sounders as a special "bonus".Yeah, me too. I'd give anything to get a MLB team in Portland.I love going to baseball games.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Unless they weren't wearing costumes and they were actually anthropomorphic bottles of catsup and mustard.I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.
Hate myself for responding.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
I'm no expert, but they looked like people in costumes to me.Unless they weren't wearing costumes and they were actually anthropomorphic bottles of catsup and mustard.I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.
Hate myself for responding.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I tend to gush about my kids. Only thing I feel like I haven't royally screwed up*So, 12?they sound like great kids. I was just curious as to how old he was in regards to staying home alone all day. But loved the insight.
*until Hurricane Hazel arrived on scene
General Malaise
Footballguy
Saw a commercial last night for a Pac Man movie. With Adam Sandler. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.Tower of Terror is the next Disney ride to be made into a movie.
Guillermo del Toro is directing.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Your boys sound awesome.I tend to gush about my kids. Only thing I feel like I haven't royally screwed up*So, 12?
*until Hurricane Hazel arrived on scene
I have been in the habit of gushing about my kids too, but my older two...
I actually dreamed that my daughter died last night and woke up in a panic, actually sobbing. I've never been more relieved to find out I had been dreaming.
No, the stress of dealing with their BS isn't affecting me at all...
General Malaise
Footballguy
Man, if I could get a girl to ejactulate mustard, damn....I'd go full dog on sprinkler on that.Turns out it's been mustard this whole time.Is it pee?Is it ono-motto-pee-a?You got inanimate objects being portrayed with human emotions, personalities, and actions.
Hell, if I could get a girl to ejaculate period, that would be swell.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
I'm sure Officer Pete will take his wife to it on opening night. Can't wait to hear his review.Saw a commercial last night for a Pac Man movie. With Adam Sandler. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.Tower of Terror is the next Disney ride to be made into a movie.
Guillermo del Toro is directing.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
ConfirmedI'm no expert, but they looked like people in costumes to me.Unless they weren't wearing costumes and they were actually anthropomorphic bottles of catsup and mustard.I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.
Hate myself for responding.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
Man, if I could get a girl to ejactulate mustard, damn....I'd go full dog on sprinkler on that.Turns out it's been mustard this whole time.Is it pee?Is it ono-motto-pee-a?You got inanimate objects being portrayed with human emotions, personalities, and actions.
Hell, if I could get a girl to ejaculate period, that would be swell.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
that's taking red wings to a whole new level.Man, if I could get a girl to ejactulate mustard, damn....I'd go full dog on sprinkler on that.Turns out it's been mustard this whole time.Is it pee?Is it ono-motto-pee-a?You got inanimate objects being portrayed with human emotions, personalities, and actions.
Hell, if I could get a girl to ejaculate period, that would be swell.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Just had lunch with Cal and his GF.
Anyhow, she was writing on 3x5 index cards during lunch and I asked her what she was doing. Turns out she is writing a play called White Sparrow and apparently this isn't her first rodeo in this genre. She explained it's about a guy that falls in love with a woman but she is known to run around with other men (exact quote) but he decides to marry her anyway. After a few months of marriage she notices that he is hanging around another man quite often.
I tuned out after that....
what????
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
This wasn't a costume party, ace. They were definitely playing the parts of the food.I'm no expert, but they looked like people in costumes to me.Unless they weren't wearing costumes and they were actually anthropomorphic bottles of catsup and mustard.I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.
Hate myself for responding.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
And yet they are still giving non-human things human qualities...which is the whole "joke" of the ad.I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.
They're not wearing Halloween costumes, Webster.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
And.......I'm just gonna......update....my....murder... request.. list.Saw a commercial last night for a Pac Man movie. With Adam Sandler. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.Tower of Terror is the next Disney ride to be made into a movie.
Guillermo del Toro is directing.
ExactlyJust had lunch with Cal and his GF.
Anyhow, she was writing on 3x5 index cards during lunch and I asked her what she was doing. Turns out she is writing a play called White Sparrow and apparently this isn't her first rodeo in this genre. She explained it's about a guy that falls in love with a woman but she is known to run around with other men (exact quote) but he decides to marry her anyway. After a few months of marriage she notices that he is hanging around another man quite often.
I tuned out after that....
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
The Most Distinctive Cause of Death for Each State
Some interesting ones:
Florida - HIV
Louisiana - Syphilis
Alabama & Tennessee - Firearms accidents
New Mexico, Nevada, and Oregon - Killed by Law Enforcement
Some interesting ones:
Florida - HIV
Louisiana - Syphilis
Alabama & Tennessee - Firearms accidents
New Mexico, Nevada, and Oregon - Killed by Law Enforcement
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I'd rather go see a Dodger game and get shivved in the parking lot.I'm sure Officer Pete will take his wife to it on opening night. Can't wait to hear his review.Saw a commercial last night for a Pac Man movie. With Adam Sandler. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.Tower of Terror is the next Disney ride to be made into a movie.
Guillermo del Toro is directing.
RedmondLonghorn
Footballguy
They are clearly people in costumes.And yet they are still giving non-human things human qualities...which is the whole "joke" of the ad.I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.
They're not wearing Halloween costumes, Webster.
El Floppo
Footballguy
welcome to my really tedious world.Unless they weren't wearing costumes and they were actually anthropomorphic bottles of catsup and mustard.I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.
Hate myself for responding.
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Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
My 6 year old asked if he could see this and I thought he said Mixels movie which is a Lego thing and then he showed me the poster and I told him no. I just told him it wasn't appropriate for himSaw a commercial last night for a Pac Man movie. With Adam Sandler. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.Tower of Terror is the next Disney ride to be made into a movie.
Guillermo del Toro is directing.
He also asked if I was planning to see Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 and I told him no and he told me it looked funny
I assume he'll grow out of it...right
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Your face needs a costume.They are clearly people in costumes.And yet they are still giving non-human things human qualities...which is the whole "joke" of the ad.I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.
They're not wearing Halloween costumes, Webster.
