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I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.

:yawn:
Unless they weren't wearing costumes and they were actually anthropomorphic bottles of catsup and mustard.

Hate myself for responding.
I'm no expert, but they looked like people in costumes to me. :mellow:
This wasn't a costume party, ace. They were definitely playing the parts of the food.
this.

 
Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Those are definitely humans in costumes, AND they're wearing those costumes to anthrpomorphize some condiments.

Would someone please crap themselves?

 
I think Floppos point, tedious as it is, is that anthropomorphizing is to assign an animal or other non-human thing with human qualities. Which is not exactly the same as walking around wearing costumes.

:yawn:
Unless they weren't wearing costumes and they were actually anthropomorphic bottles of catsup and mustard.

Hate myself for responding.
I'm no expert, but they looked like people in costumes to me. :mellow:
This wasn't a costume party, ace. They were definitely playing the parts of the food.
this.
Is that a toilet paper scarf? Link

 
Discharge of firearms, undetermined intent.

Sounds about right.

But if I shoot the woodpecker that keeps landing on my roof at an ungodly hour, that's wrong. Stupid effin' state.

 
Tower of Terror is the next Disney ride to be made into a movie. :lmao:

Guillermo del Toro is directing. :oldunsure:
Saw a commercial last night for a Pac Man movie. With Adam Sandler. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
My 6 year old asked if he could see this and I thought he said Mixels movie which is a Lego thing and then he showed me the poster and I told him no. I just told him it wasn't appropriate for him

He also asked if I was planning to see Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 and I told him no and he told me it looked funny

I assume he'll grow out of it...right :oldunsure:
Saw Blart 2 last weekend. A hilarious romp! That Kevin James is a hoot!

It wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen.

 
gm, i'm curious, how old is kellen?

my daughter and i got caught in a sudden rain fall on our walk home from school. it was glorious. we laughed the whole time, got soaking wet, stomped in puddles, the whole bit. it's cool being a dad
He's 12. Pretty serious kid, brings his novels with him everywhere he goes, saves up money to buy things he wants like a laptop. Likes to tinker things - take them apart, reassemble them. Decent soccer player and that's really the only sport he enjoys playing. He watches almost none of them. Thinks football is populated by cavemen, though he won our first family fantasy football league this past year despite knowing maybe 1-2 players. Into his music. Set up some sort of server for his buddies to play Minecraft and they all view him as an IT god. When we need a new TV or appliance, we have him research the best deal, price and reviews and then buy it. He thrives on that stuff. Loves planning trips that involved air travel and looking for deals on those. He's not like me at all.

His 10 year old brother is my clone. Good student, but not an over achiever. Was asked to take the tests for TAG, but was politely informed 'not quite there'. Watches ESPN in the morning before school, watches most of the games with me, plays every sport we let him play and then backyard sports of those we don't. Has more friends than the rest of our family combined, gets along with everybody but is a fierce competitor when it comes to sports. He plays on my U12 team and doesn't shy away from contact from kids much bigger. Very thoughtful, well mannered, funny, great with his little sister.

Outside of looking a like, the two of them could not be more different than they are.
So, 12? ;) they sound like great kids. I was just curious as to how old he was in regards to staying home alone all day. But loved the insight.
I tend to gush about my kids. Only thing I feel like I haven't royally screwed up*

*until Hurricane Hazel arrived on scene
Twins!

 
Speaking of baseball and Twins, I'm going to a baseball game on Sunday. Looking forward to it. Planning on drinking a pretty good amount of beer.

 
Speaking of baseball and Twins, I'm going to a baseball game on Sunday. Looking forward to it. Planning on drinking a pretty good amount of beer.
If only there was a way to drink beer without watching baseball.
There is. But I'm not some kind of psycho who doesn't like going to baseball games.
Well, he only has the Quakes to go see locally. That is class A ball. So they are probably worse than the Twins in most years.

 
Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Those are definitely humans in costumes, AND they're wearing those costumes to anthrpomorphize some condiments.

Would someone please crap themselves?
Yesterday I went to happy hour for a business meeting around 4:30. By the end, it was just me and this other guy because everyone else in our group was married and had to go home. He kept telling me that the cute waitress was flirting with me, and I kept telling him that she was just doing her job. We had a lot of bourbon, and I left the bar at 8:15.

This morning, he texted me again about the waitress, and was I going to go out with her. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about. He said before we left I talked to her for a pretty long time.

Checked my phone and it turns out I got her phone number, but totally forgot :bag:

Just texted her and asked her out. Pending...

 
also, 24 year old out again...

other than the waitress, who almost definitely is not going to text me back, there's only one new prospect. some chick from match.com that last summer I got to the point of making a plan to go out with, but she bailed because she met some guy. turns out she's in my industry and came to a seminar I taught on cinco de mayo. she came up to me afterward, gave me her card and asked me out. we're going out tonight.

 
You taught a seminar about Cinco De Mayo? What the hell does that entail?

"Alright, grab your syllabus and turn to page dos. That's two for you uber pale Cascadians that were forced to take French in high school. Alright, Webster's Dictionary describes Cinco De Mayo thusly: 'May 5th'. And on this day, gringos who ordinarily despise Mexico and her people take to celebrating by drinking bars and restaurants out of margaritas and wearing non-politically correct sombreros and drug rugs for reasons 99.9999% of them cannot explain. Mexicans who work at Mexican establishments roll their eyes and eagerly look forward to Seis De Mayo, when all the gringos report to work with hangovers and vow to leave tequila, Tecate and taco bars alone for the next 364 days. Any questions?"

 
You taught a seminar about Cinco De Mayo? What the hell does that entail?

"Alright, grab your syllabus and turn to page dos. That's two for you uber pale Cascadians that were forced to take French in high school. Alright, Webster's Dictionary describes Cinco De Mayo thusly: 'May 5th'. And on this day, gringos who ordinarily despise Mexico and her people take to celebrating by drinking bars and restaurants out of margaritas and wearing non-politically correct sombreros and drug rugs for reasons 99.9999% of them cannot explain. Mexicans who work at Mexican establishments roll their eyes and eagerly look forward to Seis De Mayo, when all the gringos report to work with hangovers and vow to leave tequila, Tecate and taco bars alone for the next 364 days. Any questions?"
:lol:

I'm pretty sure Bentley knows.

 
You taught a seminar about Cinco De Mayo? What the hell does that entail?

"Alright, grab your syllabus and turn to page dos. That's two for you uber pale Cascadians that were forced to take French in high school. Alright, Webster's Dictionary describes Cinco De Mayo thusly: 'May 5th'. And on this day, gringos who ordinarily despise Mexico and her people take to celebrating by drinking bars and restaurants out of margaritas and wearing non-politically correct sombreros and drug rugs for reasons 99.9999% of them cannot explain. Mexicans who work at Mexican establishments roll their eyes and eagerly look forward to Seis De Mayo, when all the gringos report to work with hangovers and vow to leave tequila, Tecate and taco bars alone for the next 364 days. Any questions?"
:subscribe:

 
You taught a seminar about Cinco De Mayo? What the hell does that entail?

"Alright, grab your syllabus and turn to page dos. That's two for you uber pale Cascadians that were forced to take French in high school. Alright, Webster's Dictionary describes Cinco De Mayo thusly: 'May 5th'. And on this day, gringos who ordinarily despise Mexico and her people take to celebrating by drinking bars and restaurants out of margaritas and wearing non-politically correct sombreros and drug rugs for reasons 99.9999% of them cannot explain. Mexicans who work at Mexican establishments roll their eyes and eagerly look forward to Seis De Mayo, when all the gringos report to work with hangovers and vow to leave tequila, Tecate and taco bars alone for the next 364 days. Any questions?"
on may 5, i taught a seminar. i didn't teach a seminar about cinco de mayo

 
Neck is bothering me so bad I had to resort to going to a chiropractor

Backstory...it started bothering me about a week ago...I think I stare at my phone too much at work...can barely turn my head now

 
You taught a seminar about Cinco De Mayo? What the hell does that entail?

"Alright, grab your syllabus and turn to page dos. That's two for you uber pale Cascadians that were forced to take French in high school. Alright, Webster's Dictionary describes Cinco De Mayo thusly: 'May 5th'. And on this day, gringos who ordinarily despise Mexico and her people take to celebrating by drinking bars and restaurants out of margaritas and wearing non-politically correct sombreros and drug rugs for reasons 99.9999% of them cannot explain. Mexicans who work at Mexican establishments roll their eyes and eagerly look forward to Seis De Mayo, when all the gringos report to work with hangovers and vow to leave tequila, Tecate and taco bars alone for the next 364 days. Any questions?"
on may 5, i taught a seminar. i didn't teach a seminar about cinco de mayo
Oh, well....that's much less fun.

 
also, 24 year old out again...

other than the waitress, who almost definitely is not going to text me back, there's only one new prospect. some chick from match.com that last summer I got to the point of making a plan to go out with, but she bailed because she met some guy. turns out she's in my industry and came to a seminar I taught on cinco de mayo. she came up to me afterward, gave me her card and asked me out. we're going out tonight.
You know you are a lush when you're teaching seminars on Cinco De Mayo. Did you debate salt vs no salt? Triple Sec vs Grand Marnier?

Edit: Far too late. Stupid work

 
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Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Those are definitely humans in costumes, AND they're wearing those costumes to anthrpomorphize some condiments.

Would someone please crap themselves?
Yesterday I went to happy hour for a business meeting around 4:30. By the end, it was just me and this other guy because everyone else in our group was married and had to go home. He kept telling me that the cute waitress was flirting with me, and I kept telling him that she was just doing her job. We had a lot of bourbon, and I left the bar at 8:15.

This morning, he texted me again about the waitress, and was I going to go out with her. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about. He said before we left I talked to her for a pretty long time.

Checked my phone and it turns out I got her phone number, but totally forgot :bag:

Just texted her and asked her out. Pending...
:lmao:

 
also, 24 year old out again...

other than the waitress, who almost definitely is not going to text me back, there's only one new prospect. some chick from match.com that last summer I got to the point of making a plan to go out with, but she bailed because she met some guy. turns out she's in my industry and came to a seminar I taught on cinco de mayo. she came up to me afterward, gave me her card and asked me out. we're going out tonight.
YES!!!!!

 
Discharge of firearms, undetermined intent.

Sounds about right.

But if I shoot the woodpecker that keeps landing on my roof at an ungodly hour, that's wrong. Stupid effin' state.
Why not use an air rifle?
Laws and Policies
  • Woodpeckers are classified as migratory, nongame birds and are protected by state and federal laws.
  • A U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service permit is required when capturing, killing or possessing a migratory bird (any bird except upland game birds, house sparrows, starlings and pigeons).
$500 fine if I kill it, iirc. Might be worth it.

 
Discharge of firearms, undetermined intent.

Sounds about right.

But if I shoot the woodpecker that keeps landing on my roof at an ungodly hour, that's wrong. Stupid effin' state.
Why not use an air rifle?
Laws and Policies
  • Woodpeckers are classified as migratory, nongame birds and are protected by state and federal laws.
  • A U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service permit is required when capturing, killing or possessing a migratory bird (any bird except upland game birds, house sparrows, starlings and pigeons).
$500 fine if I kill it, iirc. Might be worth it.
Just go 2-3 pumps. Wing the SOB. Pretty sure that is not killing, capturing, or possessing it. Not your problem what happens to it after is hops around the ground for a while.

 
The MO House Speaker just resigned because he's married, about 50 years old I guess, and got busted for banging a 19 year old intern multiple times. People are acting all shocked and stuff which is really funny. Pretty sure we could all go for some 19 yo tail amiright?

 
Maybe I can get floppo to sit on my roof and tell it the difference between animals having human characteristics and people dressed as animals having human characteristics.

 
Totally unrelated to anything...

Young chick I work with is getting married next month. I was sent a link to her "wedding page" or whatever. I clicked on her wedding party to see if I know anybody (this girl was one of my students back during the Taft administration)...

She's got 11 bridesmaids. Same number for the groomsmen.

I'm sure some people won't find that too excessive but it got me to thinking...

What goes through your head if you weren't picked to be in the wedding party? "WTF? I'm not even in the top 11?" I would think that would be worse than not being asked to be in a normal sized wedding party.

 
The MO House Speaker just resigned because he's married, about 50 years old I guess, and got busted for banging a 19 year old intern multiple times. People are acting all shocked and stuff which is really funny. Pretty sure we could all go for some 19 yo tail amiright?
[homer]past her prime[/homer]

 
The MO House Speaker just resigned because he's married, about 50 years old I guess, and got busted for banging a 19 year old intern multiple times. People are acting all shocked and stuff which is really funny. Pretty sure we could all go for some 19 yo tail amiright?
Male or female intern?
Chick on the right. Not very hot but wtf I guess.
Well...she's 19. But then again he probably had to talk to her.

 
Totally unrelated to anything...

Young chick I work with is getting married next month. I was sent a link to her "wedding page" or whatever. I clicked on her wedding party to see if I know anybody (this girl was one of my students back during the Taft administration)...

She's got 11 bridesmaids. Same number for the groomsmen.

I'm sure some people won't find that too excessive but it got me to thinking...

What goes through your head if you weren't picked to be in the wedding party? "WTF? I'm not even in the top 11?" I would think that would be worse than not being asked to be in a normal sized wedding party.
Need a pic before I can get all judgy.

 
The MO House Speaker just resigned because he's married, about 50 years old I guess, and got busted for banging a 19 year old intern multiple times. People are acting all shocked and stuff which is really funny. Pretty sure we could all go for some 19 yo tail amiright?
Male or female intern?
Chick on the right. Not very hot but wtf I guess.
Well...she's 19. But then again he probably had to talk to her.
Just need to send awful texts.

 
Totally unrelated to anything...

Young chick I work with is getting married next month. I was sent a link to her "wedding page" or whatever. I clicked on her wedding party to see if I know anybody (this girl was one of my students back during the Taft administration)...

She's got 11 bridesmaids. Same number for the groomsmen.

I'm sure some people won't find that too excessive but it got me to thinking...

What goes through your head if you weren't picked to be in the wedding party? "WTF? I'm not even in the top 11?" I would think that would be worse than not being asked to be in a normal sized wedding party.
Need a pic before I can get all judgy.
a pic

 
Totally unrelated to anything...

Young chick I work with is getting married next month. I was sent a link to her "wedding page" or whatever. I clicked on her wedding party to see if I know anybody (this girl was one of my students back during the Taft administration)...

She's got 11 bridesmaids. Same number for the groomsmen.

I'm sure some people won't find that too excessive but it got me to thinking...

What goes through your head if you weren't picked to be in the wedding party? "WTF? I'm not even in the top 11?" I would think that would be worse than not being asked to be in a normal sized wedding party.
Didn't realize any of the Rockafellers lived in Chula Vista.

 
Add this to my pile of Scout hate.

Dyl graduates from Scouts tonight. They are having the ceremony outside. It is pouring down raining outside. I asked Mrs. SLB if they canceled it yet and she says "oh no, they won't cancel it, they already rescheduled it once". WTMF is wrong with these people.

 

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