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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (6 Viewers)

Officer Pete Malloy said:
Totally unrelated to anything...

Young chick I work with is getting married next month. I was sent a link to her "wedding page" or whatever. I clicked on her wedding party to see if I know anybody (this girl was one of my students back during the Taft administration)...

She's got 11 bridesmaids. Same number for the groomsmen.
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I'll take People Incapable Of Making Decisions for $500, Alex.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Totally unrelated to anything...

Young chick I work with is getting married next month. I was sent a link to her "wedding page" or whatever. I clicked on her wedding party to see if I know anybody (this girl was one of my students back during the Taft administration)...

She's got 11 bridesmaids. Same number for the groomsmen.

I'm sure some people won't find that too excessive but it got me to thinking...

What goes through your head if you weren't picked to be in the wedding party? "WTF? I'm not even in the top 11?" I would think that would be worse than not being asked to be in a normal sized wedding party.
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Need a pic before I can get all judgy.
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a pic
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That's one helluva a vag. I can see why she needs 11 groomsmen to fill her up now.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Add this to my pile of Scout hate.

Dyl graduates from Scouts tonight. They are having the ceremony outside. It is pouring down raining outside. I asked Mrs. SLB if they canceled it yet and she says "oh no, they won't cancel it, they already rescheduled it once". WTMF is wrong with these people.
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Who's the scout leader...Danny Vermin?

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Add this to my pile of Scout hate.

Dyl graduates from Scouts tonight. They are having the ceremony outside. It is pouring down raining outside. I asked Mrs. SLB if they canceled it yet and she says "oh no, they won't cancel it, they already rescheduled it once". WTMF is wrong with these people.
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They didn't earn their Umbrella Badge yet?

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Add this to my pile of Scout hate.

Dyl graduates from Scouts tonight. They are having the ceremony outside. It is pouring down raining outside. I asked Mrs. SLB if they canceled it yet and she says "oh no, they won't cancel it, they already rescheduled it once". WTMF is wrong with these people.
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There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.*

* This isn't true.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Add this to my pile of Scout hate.

Dyl graduates from Scouts tonight. They are having the ceremony outside. It is pouring down raining outside. I asked Mrs. SLB if they canceled it yet and she says "oh no, they won't cancel it, they already rescheduled it once". WTMF is wrong with these people.
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They didn't earn their Umbrella Badge yet?
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LOL

RedmondLonghorn said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Add this to my pile of Scout hate.

Dyl graduates from Scouts tonight. They are having the ceremony outside. It is pouring down raining outside. I asked Mrs. SLB if they canceled it yet and she says "oh no, they won't cancel it, they already rescheduled it once". WTMF is wrong with these people.
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There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing.*

* This isn't true.
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:goodposting:

I ranted "So you're ####### telling me that if they knew a tornado was going to touch down, too ####### bad, you have to die because we ALREADY RESCHEDULED THIS ONCE!!11!".

 
Sorry. I can't help myself. We put up with the stupidity with Girl Scouts, too. But I lucked out and get to dump all that bull#### on my wife.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Sorry. I can't help myself. We put up with the stupidity with Girl Scouts, too. But I lucked out and get to dump all that bull#### on my wife.
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Oh me too. There were some cool dads the first few years but their kids all quit or they made them quit. The rest are hardcore guys and I think most if not all have served in the military. Pretty sure the dorks hate me something fierce.

 
My 13 year (finally) came to me and asked about shaving the dirty fuzz off his upper lip yesterday. He took a shower, and I set him up with my razor (just a Gillette Mach 3 - I probably go months before having to change cartridges) telling him I'll hook him up with his own later.

About 15 minutes later (approx 1 minute per whisker) he comes out to show off his newly smooth face.

"Hey dad, so what happens now, will the razors just start coming in the mail every week?"

 
Junior high track meets are more boring than baseball. I'm at one now. I figure i'll be here for close to three hours to see my son do stuff for about 90 seconds.

Oh, and speaking of scouting complaints, guess how this guy gets to spend his Saturday?

 
He just ran. Now I will watch him high jump a couple times, then race across town to watch his little brother play Little League baseball. What a Friday!

 
BTW> Tremendous Upside box received today from Frosty. Does someone already have dibs on "next"? If not, who's up?

 
General Malaise said:
YSR said:
BTW> Tremendous Upside box received today from Frosty. Does someone already have dibs on "next"? If not, who's up?
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Don't forget the C4H donation! What was in the box?
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Movies and a flask with the Sobieski logo on it. I think it had Birdman, both the new Planet of the Apes, The Wild, Taken 3, some kids stuff, and a workout video. YSR can post the list if she wants I can't remember, but it was a pretty good crop.

 
I was about to post how lame the whole "farewell to David Letterman" nonsense has been and then Norm MacDonald closed out the show tonight.......and my faith in humanity was restored.

"You know I.D. is a strange abbreviation. I is short for "I" and D is short for "dentification".

 
On The Rocks said:
I was about to post how lame the whole "farewell to David Letterman" nonsense has been and then Norm MacDonald closed out the show tonight.......and my faith in humanity was restored.

"You know I.D. is a strange abbreviation. I is short for "I" and D is short for "dentification".
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Closed?3 more nights

 
Hi happy people!!!

We just got home from the Ring of Honor/New Japan Pro Wrestling iPPV and had the best time I've/we've ever had at a wrestling show.

I hope everyone is doing well.

 
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