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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (7 Viewers)

Plorfu said:
General Malaise said:
Any of you nerds know what Voodoo Computers or VoodooPC was?
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Just going from memory here, but Voodoo Computers Inc. or VoodooPC was a luxury personal computer brand owned by Hewlett Packard. Voodoo was originally started as a niche PC maker in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It was founded in 1991, and in September 2006 Hewlett Packard announced they would acquire Voodoo. Voodoo specialized in high performance computing. As of June 28, 2011, VoodooPC offered only two models: the Envy 133 (laptop) and the HP Firebird (desktop), although both are no longer available for purchase. It is unknown at this time if any new products are in production.[1] Through November 2012, the VoodooPC website remained online, although no products are currently available for purchase from HP under the VoodooPC or VoodooDNA brands, and the Next Bench community has been disbanded. As of February 2013, however, the website is completely offline.
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:lmao:

I hate you all.

 
Ran across this video of me as a little kid. Probably explains how come you guys sound funny the way you pronounce words and stuff.

 
General Malaise said:
Plorfu said:
General Malaise said:
Any of you nerds know what Voodoo Computers or VoodooPC was?
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Just going from memory here, but Voodoo Computers Inc. or VoodooPC was a luxury personal computer brand owned by Hewlett Packard. Voodoo was originally started as a niche PC maker in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It was founded in 1991, and in September 2006 Hewlett Packard announced they would acquire Voodoo. Voodoo specialized in high performance computing. As of June 28, 2011, VoodooPC offered only two models: the Envy 133 (laptop) and the HP Firebird (desktop), although both are no longer available for purchase. It is unknown at this time if any new products are in production.[1] Through November 2012, the VoodooPC website remained online, although no products are currently available for purchase from HP under the VoodooPC or VoodooDNA brands, and the Next Bench community has been disbanded. As of February 2013, however, the website is completely offline.
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:lmao:

I hate you all.
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:lmao:

 
Every once in awhile I get notifications from the googles that Cal or Dyl need to sign in or have a notification or something on my phone. Being a egad bad dad I always ignore them. A couple of days ago I opened one of the notifications and it was a comment on a minecraft video Cal posted. The comment was "nice video Cal the girlfriend stealer". I immediately texted Cal asking him what it was all about and he didn't reply. When I got home his eyes were like saucers and he was in panic mode like GM being caught shoplifting at 7-11. He explained it was a kid in his class that he has had issues with in the past.

So what do I do here? Take away his account? Internet is already limited to a few hours a day but maybe I could petition Bill Gates to shut it down altogether? Make online threats to the kid threatening to kill his family & pets? TIA, I'm not good at this stuff.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Every once in awhile I get notifications from the googles that Cal or Dyl need to sign in or have a notification or something on my phone. Being a egad bad dad I always ignore them. A couple of days ago I opened one of the notifications and it was a comment on a minecraft video Cal posted. The comment was "nice video Cal the girlfriend stealer". I immediately texted Cal asking him what it was all about and he didn't reply. When I got home his eyes were like saucers and he was in panic mode like GM being caught shoplifting at 7-11. He explained it was a kid in his class that he has had issues with in the past.

So what do I do here? Take away his account? Internet is already limited to a few hours a day but maybe I could petition Bill Gates to shut it down altogether? Make online threats to the kid threatening to kill his family & pets? TIA, I'm not good at this stuff.
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Have you PMd Pickles yet? Pretty sure he controls the internet.

Maybe sit down and talk to Cal, make sure he's not getting bullied by this kid. If he is, contact the school and report the incident. Don't take matters into your own hands.

yet.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
I don't mean to cause idrama, but I don't think plorfu did that from memory.
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I was going to tell the room a neat story about the CEO of Voodoo and how his new company will be coming public and it might be a great stock to invest in but you know what?

SCREW YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111won

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Every once in awhile I get notifications from the googles that Cal or Dyl need to sign in or have a notification or something on my phone. Being a egad bad dad I always ignore them. A couple of days ago I opened one of the notifications and it was a comment on a minecraft video Cal posted. The comment was "nice video Cal the girlfriend stealer". I immediately texted Cal asking him what it was all about and he didn't reply. When I got home his eyes were like saucers and he was in panic mode like GM being caught shoplifting at 7-11. He explained it was a kid in his class that he has had issues with in the past.

So what do I do here? Take away his account? Internet is already limited to a few hours a day but maybe I could petition Bill Gates to shut it down altogether? Make online threats to the kid threatening to kill his family & pets? TIA, I'm not good at this stuff.
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:lmao:

 
Captain Quinoa said:
tommyboy said:
Dan Lambskin said:
Portland sure sounds like a neat country
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its pretty strange, but if you like food, beer and rain, this is the place for you. the bonus is its an hour to the pacific coast and and hour to an 11,000 ft mountain.
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Why are there no major cities north of SF right on the coast?
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Major Coastal cities are usually centered around sheltered water for ports rather than right on the unsheltered coast - see New York, Philadelphia, Boston, Baltimore, London, etc etc. Portland being on the Willamette and Seattle on the Sound make for better options than the very rough west coast.

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Thorn said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Thorn said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
Tiger Fan said:
Any volunteers to commish the GMTAN league this year? I can't do it....let me know and I'll give you the keys to the google doc and ESPN page
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OMG
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Tre you need another google doc in your sig. Make it so.
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Nah
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Too tedious?
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Would rather spend my time filling plastic bags with ice.
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:lmao:

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Every once in awhile I get notifications from the googles that Cal or Dyl need to sign in or have a notification or something on my phone. Being a egad bad dad I always ignore them. A couple of days ago I opened one of the notifications and it was a comment on a minecraft video Cal posted. The comment was "nice video Cal the girlfriend stealer". I immediately texted Cal asking him what it was all about and he didn't reply. When I got home his eyes were like saucers and he was in panic mode like GM being caught shoplifting at 7-11. He explained it was a kid in his class that he has had issues with in the past.

So what do I do here? Take away his account? Internet is already limited to a few hours a day but maybe I could petition Bill Gates to shut it down altogether? Make online threats to the kid threatening to kill his family & pets? TIA, I'm not good at this stuff.
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Why would you punish the little poo-say-slayer? I'm not a dad yet, but I'd try to find out what happened.
 
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