GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (18 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, hello Football Cutie! You too Red, hope you are well. You've been on my mind a lot lately too. I hope that doesn't mean you are going to die now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cats are linked with schizophrenia

Nothing we didn't already know.

I thought they discovered this link years ago ( not shtick).

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Best thing on reddit today:

Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[–]

At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

Somebody commented " did he ejaculate confetti?"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Best thing on reddit today:

Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[]

At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

Somebody commented " did he ejaculate confetti?" to all of this.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Best thing on reddit today:

Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[–]

At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

Spoiler

Somebody commented " did he ejaculate confetti?"

Neverending handkerchief

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Also, where's Rip Taylor when you need him?

 

[SeveredHorseHeads]

Best thing on reddit today:

Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[]

At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

Somebody commented " did he ejaculate confetti?"Wow, nice of them to let him finish.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Best thing on reddit today:

Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[]

At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

Spoiler

Somebody commented " did he ejaculate confetti?"Wow, nice of them to let him finish.

It went something like

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Best thing on reddit today:

Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[–]

At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

Spoiler

Somebody commented " did he ejaculate confetti?"

Neverending handkerchief

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Best thing on reddit today:Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[]At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

Spoiler

Somebody commented " did he ejaculate confetti?"

Spoiler

Wow, nice of them to let him finish.

It went something like

 

[Thorn]

:confetti:

 

[Limp Ditka]

Best thing on reddit today:

Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[–]

At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

And you ####ers think my fear of clowns is unreasonable

 

[Limp Ditka]

Best thing on reddit today:

Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[–]

At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

Spoiler

Somebody commented " did he ejaculate confetti?"

Spoiler

Neverending handkerchief

 

[5-ish Finkle]

:confetti:

I'll never be able to read that the same way again.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Best thing on reddit today:

Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[–]

At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

Spoiler

Somebody commented " did he ejaculate confetti?"

Spoiler

Neverending handkerchief

Novelty flower that squirts semen

 

[Limp Ditka]

He asked me if I wanted to smell it and it squirted me

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Your move, GM/Shuke. http://i.imgur.com/Dc9FRB2.gifv

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I feel like GMTAN could come up with some gems here

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tyrannosaurus_standup

 

[bostonfred]

if you squint and just look at the shadows of her cleavage and tittops, it looks like a bird flapping its wings.

 

[bostonfred]

Does Tanner own any apartment buildings in the airport flight path into Milwaukee (where this was taken)?

I saw that the other day. GUY IS A ####ING AMERICAN HERO

he did the impossible. He made people glad they were landing in Milwaukee.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Best thing on reddit today:

Q: what happened at the worst party you've been to?

Spoiler

[–]

At a birthday party for a 4 year old in my neighborhood, we (the parents and I) caught the clown masturbating in the kids bedroom holding a picture of the mom

Spoiler

Last word in that sentence could have been SOOO much worse.

JFC

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I received an e-mail from the president of the company today. It didn't just go to me, it went to the VP, head of my department and another executive. He needed help with something and I was included. I need to stop trying so hard.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I received an e-mail from the president of the company today. It didn't just go to me, it went to the VP, head of my department and another executive. He needed help with something and I was included. I need to stop trying so hard.

Good policy

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I received an e-mail from the president of the company today. It didn't just go to me, it went to the VP, head of my department and another executive. He needed help with something and I was included. I need to stop trying so hard.

Good policy

I'm really not. It's kind of like if you're in the 5th grade and they send you back to the 2nd grade. You look all smrt and stuff. Plus I've gotten really lucky with some stuff.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

One time in high school I took my girl friend to a haunted house so that I could punch her in the face in a crowded dark room without her knowing it was me. --Anon.

Every.Time.

 

[bentley]

Was going to welcome Annoying to 18 months ago, but you can never go wrong with Jess Greenberg.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I received an e-mail from the president of the company today. It didn't just go to me, it went to the VP, head of my department and another executive. He needed help with something and I was included. I need to stop trying so hard.

Sorry to hear about all of your bad luck.

 

[Annyong]

She's new to me Bonerface

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I received an e-mail from the president of the company today. It didn't just go to me, it went to the VP, head of my department and another executive. He needed help with something and I was included. I need to stop trying so hard.

Good policy

I'm really not. It's kind of like if you're in the 5th grade and they send you back to the 2nd grade. You look all smrt and stuff. Plus I've gotten really lucky with some stuff.

Who gets sent back 3 grades?

 

[-fish-]

I had a meeting about a job over drinks just now. Guy brought his hot wife. I talked to her about as much as him. At v the end, she invited me down to Portland to go golfing. I'm either getting a job or sleeping with his wife.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I had a meeting about a job over drinks just now. Guy brought his hot wife. I talked to her about as much as him. At v the end, she invited me down to Portland to go golfing. I'm either getting a job or sleeping with his wife.

Do both. Everybody wins.

 

[El Floppo]

I had a meeting about a job over drinks just now. Guy brought his hot wife. I talked to her about as much as him. At v the end, she invited me down to Portland to go golfing. I'm either getting a job or sleeping with his wife.

Do both. Everybody wins.

Get a job sleeping with his wife?

 

[Frostillicus]

I received an e-mail from the president of the company today. It didn't just go to me, it went to the VP, head of my department and another executive. He needed help with something and I was included. I need to stop trying so hard.

Good policy

I'm really not. It's kind of like if you're in the 5th grade and they send you back to the 2nd grade. You look all smrt and stuff. Plus I've gotten really lucky with some stuff.

Who gets sent back 3 grades?

Billy Madison

 

[bentley]

I had a meeting about a job over drinks just now. Guy brought his hot wife. I talked to her about as much as him. At v the end, she invited me down to Portland to go golfing. I'm either getting a job or sleeping with his wife.

Do both. Everybody wins.

Yes. This. Big fan of combining work and infidelity.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I received an e-mail from the president of the company today. It didn't just go to me, it went to the VP, head of my department and another executive. He needed help with something and I was included. I need to stop trying so hard.

Sorry to hear about all of your bad luck.

My link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuuUR515xDM&feature=youtu.be

 

[St. Louis Bob]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuuUR515xDM&feature=youtu.be

Hot

 

[kevzilla]

"Do you mind? I'm trying to get some coontang here."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Do you mind? I'm trying to get some coontang here."

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Your move, GM/Shuke. http://i.imgur.com/Dc9FRB2.gifv

holy #### that's awesome!!

 

[gianmarco]

True story:

I won a gift card that I have no use for and plan on giving to GB SLB. I'm talking to the wife.....

Wife: "What took you so long getting home? "

Me: "I had to stop to pick up a gift card I won."

Wife: "Oh, anything good?"

Me: "Nah, I'm just going to give it to Bob"

Wife: "Who the hell is Bob?"

Me: "You don't remember the guy with the cat shirt?"

Wife "Of course. Why didn't you just say it was Cat Shirt Bob?"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"Do you mind? I'm trying to get some coontang here."

"Coon"tang

 

[mr roboto]

"Do you mind? I'm trying to get some coontang here."

"Coon"tang

seriously

 

[St. Louis Bob]

True story:

I won a gift card that I have no use for and plan on giving to GB SLB. I'm talking to the wife.....

Wife: "What took you so long getting home? "

Me: "I had to stop to pick up a gift card I won."

Wife: "Oh, anything good?"

Me: "Nah, I'm just going to give it to Bob"

Wife: "Who the hell is Bob?"

Me: "You don't remember the guy with the cat shirt?"

Wife "Of course. Why didn't you just say it was Cat Shirt Bob?"

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

YES!!!

 

[El Floppo]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/cLastIA.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/FdXMM4o.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

http://i.imgur.com/2BHwPoy.jpg

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Birds of summer http://i.imgur.com/6bcomrN.jpg

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Birds of summer http://i.imgur.com/6bcomrN.jpg

 

[Frostillicus]

Birds of summer http://i.imgur.com/6bcomrN.jpg

Rules.