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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (18 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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tommyboy
Footballguy
trying to pm you but your box is full
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Osaurus
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
heckmanm
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
On The Rocks
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Rode my bike today. Going to be hot. Not my finest decision in life. But....hooray exercise!
My neighbor buddy divorced Dave signed up for Match.com last night. He wouldn't have done it if I didn't push him over the edge. Had a few beers and forced him to sign up. He's been single for 3-4 years now and has had quite a bit of luck, but is hung up on a married co-worker who wants to divorce her husband but is terrified of him. He's a short tempered gun nut who was expelled from HS for punching a teacher before graduation. My buddy needs to avoid this like the plague. I'm hoping he finds some good love on the innernet the way god intended.
My neighbor buddy divorced Dave signed up for Match.com last night. He wouldn't have done it if I didn't push him over the edge. Had a few beers and forced him to sign up. He's been single for 3-4 years now and has had quite a bit of luck, but is hung up on a married co-worker who wants to divorce her husband but is terrified of him. He's a short tempered gun nut who was expelled from HS for punching a teacher before graduation. My buddy needs to avoid this like the plague. I'm hoping he finds some good love on the innernet the way god intended.
General Malaise
Footballguy
And I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gosh damn ready for my house to be sold, my other house to be finished and for us to be moved into the new place. This project has dragged on forever. Latest hold up is we need to repair our sewer line before the house closes. Neat.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Wait, what now?GLGBGM.
I gave OurTime my email, but haven't done a damned thing with it since.
kevzilla
Footballguy
OurTime is like Match, but for hot dry old-people sechs.Wait, what now?GLGBGM.
I gave OurTime my email, but haven't done a damned thing with it since.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
OurTime? Can't we move this to the AARP forum?
Sammy3469
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Pickles, can I get a ruling on "Sunday Funday"? Over the last few years, it has exploded on the scene and annoys me greatly. Where did this come from and how can I put it back?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Caption of this: Everyday should be SUNDAY FUNDAY!!!
There just drinking at a bar. What's so whacky fun about this?
There just drinking at a bar. What's so whacky fun about this?
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't think our good buddy Britney Spears checks in here anymore, but Brit last his dad last night. Sorry my good friend. :(
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jesus! That reminds me of the race car video game I played with Hazel on Friday at laser tag. We spent the entire 50 cents running over light poles and crashing into buildings.
Osaurus
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
good job raising a woman driver
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
-fish-
Footballguy
I'm sure she'll turn out to be crazy too.
Met her yesterday while I was out boating. Going out with her on Thursday. Don't know much about her, so I figured we could play a new game:
GUESS HER CRAZY. Will she be a stalker? Bipolar? Schizo?
Go.
Met her yesterday while I was out boating. Going out with her on Thursday. Don't know much about her, so I figured we could play a new game:
GUESS HER CRAZY. Will she be a stalker? Bipolar? Schizo?
Go.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Golddigger/Thinks you're cheating if you don't respond to her text/fb msg/whatever within 30 seconds
kevzilla
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Who cares. Stick it in places most of us will never see and move on. What skin!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Have never heard of OurTime. Made me think of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_House_(1986_TV_series)
General Malaise
Footballguy
Have never heard of OurTime. Made me think of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_House_(1986_TV_series)
Everytime I see that crotchety old ******* I think of him forcing me to eat a bowl of oatmeal even if I'm not hungry.
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Or telling you about dia-beet-us.
Have never heard of OurTime. Made me think of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_House_(1986_TV_series)
Everytime I see that crotchety old ******* I think of him forcing me to eat a bowl of oatmeal even if I'm not hungry.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cd/0d/21/cd0d2148fd714c8780a39fcac5c9e278.jpg
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
"I'm Wilford Brimely, and I have diabeetus. Last night I ate two whole quarts of vanilla ice cream then struck my wife. She's been dead for 20 years. Who the hell did I hit?!"
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Crazy chick guess
Sex is not something to really enjoy. Just something to endure. Has major body issues and is hooked on adderal
Sex is not something to really enjoy. Just something to endure. Has major body issues and is hooked on adderal
